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Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by clitlicker: 7:41pm On Dec 16, 2014
If you were a day student pls this thread is not for you cause your sec school experience is in complete. First and foremost ill like to say a shout out to all the ex-shool house boys. Please feel free to add yours.

Nicknames:

Baby cockroach

Omugzy (from omugo)

Half loaf


Bush baby

H.i.v

O.b.j

Billy goat (bilesanmi)

Pot

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ChubbyT(f): 8:23pm On Dec 16, 2014
T.k(time keeper) 75kg(ws in jss3 den,n ah ws weighing 75kg. mhnn! Ah fat dat tym..lol) mama(dnt knw y dy gav me dis 1 sha,bt i lyk it) miss endowed......cnt evn rmemba some,dy plenry abeg.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Obinoscopy(m): 5:48pm On Dec 17, 2014
There's a guy we used to call Agama back then.

We call him that because of the way he nods his head like an Agama Lizard grin

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ask4bk(m): 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2014
A friend was nicknamed
OH BOY 2 DON KNACK

Just Bcoz we closed at 2 and he never had a watch and always asked.

15 yrs later, he's now a big man, but dem still de call am "oh boy 2 don knack".

Humans are wicked. Those names never leave.
And the more you fight them, the more it gets stuck on you.

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by sherif4owo(m): 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2014
BUNGY BOY.... because of my shirt

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nekaa(f): 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was called bush baby a lot sha, by this very hairy creepy girl that stayed in her net all day reading novels..

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
There's this ebony guy that was in my class he was renamed "Albino" grin all the teachers got to know the nick name grin as for me I was Jcool back then !!!!!

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Maczeelly(m): 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
Kkkkk
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
mine was mazuzuzu
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by babyfun(f): 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
Ori (head) .....for extra large heads

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Paradise163(f): 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
Fellow student called me Novel
some call me story book
lol
always seen with a book then

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Olamyyde(m): 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
Opposite man

I was so bad at math that they used to call me that embarassed.

8 years later, they can't dare to call me 'opposite man' again

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by dyko160: 5:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
Elephant power
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Bonapart(m): 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mine was charly in jss3 2003... till this day the name made me popular
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Aleeyouchalawa(m): 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
Ok
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by hydeekam: 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
Lizarazu

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nmeri17: 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
I had a nickname for everywhere I was as a kid; in school, street etc but there was this guy in my hood then, he had more nicknames than anyone I've ever met. he had so many nicknames even his mom had to take notice
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by moderattor: 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
Ndumaah
Opanka
Abrakachemu
EkeGinger Seboto
Ishiebuka

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Agent8706(m): 5:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
A classmate back then we call HOLY D, that's HOLY DEVIL. I tell you even the devil is holier than this dude..

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Ezedon(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
I am Dunga my guy is fidodido
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ddooskie(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
Dudu cheesy still in the monicker
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Rich4god(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
Was called Peter Crouch... Cos of my height... Though I wasnt the tallest in my set...
The tallest then was called Longinus...

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by blackstreak: 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
during my time cool

We had names like

*Gbe!
*Stone yansh
*Black bread
*Hungrymansize(one big black girl)
*Plasmolysis (the babe no get yansh)
*Sage of seven yansh -S.O.S.Y (the guy get big yansh #nohomo)
*Pathfinder
*Ebony
*blinking shit
*bignose
*promo
*blackbiitch
*gucciman
*imbe from imbecylle the same dude was called "anyhow"

Adon try

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by thiefnubu(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
'Abass'

For 'bast*rd'

That's the nickname I was given in secondary school, the day I followed a girl into the school toilet, and came out grinning from ear to ear, dangling a condom full of my disgusting seed embarassed


Age has really calmed me down sha

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ipleddge: 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
grin grin grin many nicknames
Lampard grin
Etutech
Oba aro
Eteyemi
Etepade
Ewuraba
Senior boy
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MrRhymes101(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
They called me Baron De Mostesquieu (if u did government in school u will understand y) cos my real name is Monday

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Bensondrums(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
EGBE

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by allisonluvsu(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
hmmm. I was called by my name coz I had no nick name then
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
My name many o...

Pari-olodo
F.F.O
Gori-mapa
Latorpa
Ebora
Agatu
Alujan-nu, E.t.c...

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Lusaint(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by bammo: 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
embarassedblack albino

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by StealthyMe(m): 5:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
Odesky grin cheesy

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