If you want to survive in Jos this season with its' "COLD" attacks and "CRISIS" (terror attacks) pay good attention to the following:

1. With the hamatan now setting in and temperature falling close to freezing point, make sure you always put on thick jackets, round caps, socks, hand gloves from the setting of the sun to the rising of the same and remember to cover yourself well with thick blanket before going to bed .
2. Make sure your windows are sealed up tight with tampolin (forget about ventilation and AC). The wind blows strongly and carries alot of dust particle that you need to be dusting your apartment every day.
3. Dump you cream and body lotions, it is useless in this time and get a good versline that will make your body shine bright like a diamond.
4. Eat a lot of fatty and oily food.
5. Get a partner (two is better than one, when one is cold the other warms him up.
6. Avoid crowded locations like markets, car parks, theme parks and open parties, these are targets for terror attacks.
7. If you are caught up in a traffic jam that seems not to be moving leave the car and walk away from the main road, there may be someone conveying a bomb that might detonate from fear of being caught.
8. Don't allow any vehicle to park or drop passenger or any object in front of your shop.
9. Be careful of danger zone most especially areas whose names begings with "Angan" e.g Angwan Rogo, Angwan Rukuba, Angwan Doya, Angwan Rimi etc.
10. Don't walk alone on lonely paths and don't move/sneak arround at night because if vigilante gets you, you will regret your life. They will strip you naked, bath you with cold water in the cold lash very well so be warned.

Though Jos is a small London as well as a small Afghanistan, It is the best place to be this christmas

k ose gan

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EhiJeremiah:


survival in abuja is all about hustling

what do you mean?
so you people Dont hustle in jos?
free food right?

WIZGUY69:

what do you mean?
so you people Dont hustle in jos?
free food right?

You have to be alive, strong and healthy before you start thinking of hustling to feed