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I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 3:48pm On Dec 24, 2014
This was a situation where I couldn't back down or I couldn't let my dignity be dragged to the mud. What would I tell everyone looking up to me when the news spreads that I couldn't do what every man can do. Who wants to be called the weakling in the group?

They said I should not worry but whenever I have a second to calm my mind, images of the deed flashes before my eyes. How we tied him, held him down and snuffed life out of him.

I didn't want be part of this in any way. I just didn't have the guts to do it. I can still feel the sensation of dragging back his head as he struggled and cried out as I slit his throat with the sharp knife forced into my hands as everyone cheered me on.

They said the more I do it, the easier it gets. I have blood on hands and no matter how I wash it I still feel the warmth it provided against the harsh harmattan as it flowed down my finger tips.

As if that was not enough, I was still forced to do the cleaning of the carcass. Holding organs I have never seen before. Unceremoniously dismembering the body parts and placing in a bowl ready to washed and boiled. I have lost my appetite to eat the flesh I was so willing to devour and I will resort to fish and chicken while others will enjoy the flesh of the young goat I sacrificed my humanity to provide.

I pray God forgives me for this and gives me back my sanity.
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Tallesty1(m): 3:50pm On Dec 24, 2014
OOO??
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by chibwike(m): 3:51pm On Dec 24, 2014
Lol.krall...u no well oh
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by chimerase2: 3:52pm On Dec 24, 2014
Somebody should pls break it down for de man of God
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by greatmarshall(m): 3:55pm On Dec 24, 2014
But you eat meat everyday...
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Beesluv: 3:56pm On Dec 24, 2014
Soak your hands in hypo/bleach or bleaching cream.

Ladies pls recommend a bleaching cream to this young man
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by iornenge81(m): 3:57pm On Dec 24, 2014
welcome to the group of the bad guy murdering animals
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Truth24(m): 4:00pm On Dec 24, 2014
LolZz craze man
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by fiftynaira(m): 4:00pm On Dec 24, 2014
I have been taking life since 1860
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 4:02pm On Dec 24, 2014
greatmarshall:
But you eat meat everyday...
I am not the one that butchered the animal that is why. My innocence has been forcefully taken from me
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by temitemi1(m): 4:09pm On Dec 24, 2014
U still dnt have that life grin grin grin

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Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by temitemi1(m): 4:10pm On Dec 24, 2014
U still dnt have that life grin grin
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 24, 2014
Old joke! But the way you narrated it made me laugh even though I've heard it before. Nice one, merry christmass!

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Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Pauloot(m): 4:22pm On Dec 24, 2014
Here in Delta,we call people like krall 'Ekpa' meaning fool! lmao.......I Don laff tire here

U try I swear......
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 24, 2014
eesy:
Old joke! But the way you narrated it made me laugh even though I've heard it before. Nice one, merry christmass!
oga this is not a joke
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 4:27pm On Dec 24, 2014
I just knew it gat to be chicken grin grin


biko preserve the lap for me .
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 4:48pm On Dec 24, 2014
Farano if not that we are in festive season I would have cussed you for moving my thread to jokes section. angry

Do I look like a joker to you? undecided

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Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 4:49pm On Dec 24, 2014
Elantracey:
I just knew it gat to be chicken grin grin


biko preserve the lap for me .
it was a goat. Blood was everywhere.
Re: I Took A Life Today For The First Time by Nobody: 5:43pm On Dec 24, 2014
Who did this to you?

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