https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_nbvP1y7FA

Translation for my European Brothers:

"Excuse me Sir, I placed a request for a lovely frozen custard and mistakenly received Julian cut potatoes wedges,
would it trouble you in the least to see if this can be rectified. I have this paper that documented this transaction and would gladly like to discuss this matter post with. Cheerio."

Translation for my European Brothers:

"Excuse me Sir, I placed a request for a lovely frozen custard and mistakenly received Julian cut potatoes wedges,
would it trouble you in the least to see if this can be rectified. I have this paper that documented this transaction and would gladly like to discuss this matter post with. Cheerio."

I had the feeling you were not in Somalia.

muafrika:
I had the feeling you were not in Somalia.

I am not. I am in Djibouti another Somali country.

axum:
Translation for my European Brothers:

"Excuse me Sir, I placed a request for a lovely frozen custard and mistakenly received Julian cut potatoes wedges,
would it trouble you in the least to see if this can be rectified. I have this paper that documented this transaction and would gladly like to discuss this matter post with. Cheerio."

fellis:

Whats up my nigggggga, long time no see

axum:



Whats up my nigggggga, long time no see

Retire from ya trolling ways axum

fellis:
Retire from ya trolling ways axum

Only if you promise not to 419 me while I have my guard down

axum:

Only if you promise not to 419 me while I have my guard down

Am not going to 419 you, I just need you to send me your bank account details so we can share the millions my governor dad left for me in an offshore account

fellis:

Am not going to 419 you, I just need you to send me your bank account details so we can share the millions my governor dad left for me in an offshore account

do you want to go into the fishing business with me? I need a small seed fund in order to expand my shipping business. With only 5,000 dollars I can hijack (I mean commandeer) a ship with a ransom amount of over 1 million.

axum:


I am not. I am in Djibouti another Somali country.

Effing liar.

EnlightenedSoul:


Effing liar.

E-soul I have been in djibouti for two weeks now. I came for vacation. Are you in Djibouti too?

axum:



E-soul I have been in djibouti for two weeks now. I came for vacation. Are you in Djibouti too?

It's incredible how one person could be so full of shyte.

EnlightenedSoul:


Incredible how one person could be full of so much shyte.

We are all full of shiiit, until we use the toilet.

If your in Djibouti, we should meet up.

axum:


We are all full of shiiit, until we use the toilet.

If your in Djibouti, we should meet up.

You're def not in Djib. Take a shyt, and tell a better lie. That is your forte after all?

axum:

do you want to go into the fishing business with me? I need a small seed fund in order to expand my shipping business. With only 5,000 dollars I can hijack (I mean commandeer) a ship with a ransom amount of over 1 million.

Abeg gerrout with your yeye business plan. Piracy is hard work, 419 is better at least you can do it from the safety of your home seated comfortably in front of computer screen. @enlightenedsoul: hello! long time no see. Compliments of the season

EnlightenedSoul:


You're def not in Djib. Take a shyt. Tell a better lie.

Wallahi sometimes you scare me. What did i do for you to take me as a liar?

Anyway Your profile picture is cute. You have pretty eyes macaanto.

Am gonna go visit Hergaiysa next week.

fellis:
Abeg gerrout with your yeye business plan. Piracy is hard work, 419 is better at least you can do it from the safety of your home seated comfortably in front of computer screen. @enlightenedsoul: hello! long time no see. Compliments of the season

you got this wrong Boo Boo. We are not the Pirates, we help the pirates get equipment and boats, so they can do the pirating. After the ransom they will share the proceeds with us, but this will require an initial investment in this growing market that has produced great returns for many investors.

axum:



Wallahi sometimes you scare me. What did i do for you to take me as a liar?

Anyway Your profile picture is cute. You have pretty eyes macaanto.

I am gonna be riding some camels after Duhur prayer, if your down holla at me

Insanity.

EnlightenedSoul:


Insanity.

YES, I have done the Insanity workout before coming to Djibouti. Let me tell its not all that its cut out to be. I only have 4 packs, not a 6 pack yet. uff.

fellis:
@enlightenedsoul: hello! long time no see. Compliments of the season

It really has been a long time. The same to you, dear

Honestly I didnt think you were in Djibouti, thought you were in the North-freakin-pole. Seriously though am here. Are you here in Djibouti city too.

axum:



YES, I have done the Insanity workout before coming to Djibouti. Let me tell its not all that its cut out to be. I only have 4 packs, not a 6 pack yet. uff.

Yh, I don't remember asking you about your packs or lack of packs..

EnlightenedSoul:


Yh, I don't remember asking you about your packs or lack of packs..

well now that you mentioned, i should note that I do have a 6 pack when i flex hard. if you get my drift.

axum:


well now that you mentioned, i should note that I do have a 6 pack when i flex hard. if you get my drift.

Truth is, you're not in Djibouti. Nor are you going to Hargeisa next week...

EnlightenedSoul:

Yh, I don't remember asking you about your packs or lack of packs..

why are you harsh like this naaa esoul? Take it easy on axum, the dude is so thirsty he's practically panting

EnlightenedSoul:


Truth is, you're not in Djibouti. Nor are you going to Hargeisa next week.

Okay, If I am do you want to meet up?

fellis:
why are you harsh like this naaa esoul? Take it easy on axum, the dude is so thirsty he's practically panting

This is a convo between two Somalis, you need to get out of it.

axum:



This is a convo between two Somalis, you need to get out of it.

Awwww. Sowi I hurt your feeeweens

fellis:
Awwww. Sowi I hurt your feeeweens

I accept your apology, your grammar is very bad though.

E-soul walaal I came to Djibouti city sidaa aan cealkaga uu layfo true story

^^^Oh come on, switch back to English naa, I was enjoying the convo

axum:

I accept your apology, your grammar is very bad though.