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The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Ethereal0110(f): 4:23pm On Dec 31, 2014
The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music
Satan and his minions in the entertainment industry are very sneaky, and each year they find new ways to pervert nature and steal the innocence of youth.

You might be shocked by some of these facts about today's music:

FACT: 1 in 3 popular songs on the radio promotes abortion in one way or another.

FACT: There are almost as many songs playing on the radio about gay romance as there are straight romance.

FACT: Before the invention of rock and roll by The Beetles, you almost never, ever heard of teen pregnancy, homosexuality, abortion, teen rebellion, or school shootings.

Most young people today insist that the music they listen to is harmless, and that they don't use music as a basis for making important life decisions.

But what most people don't know is that rock and roll, rap, the techno, and disco all contain subliminal messages and Satanic rhythms designed to summon demons and cause possession, confusion, rebellion, and eventually, death.

Christians must be very careful in choosing what they allow themselves and their children to listen to, and fortunately, the church is always willing to help.


DETECTING SATANIC RHYTHMS:

Rhythm is one of the most basic elements of any song, and also the most dangerous. Certain rhythms can lead to toe-tapping, dancing, fornication, drug use, murder, and self-mutilation.

A good rule of thumb for determining the danger of a rhythm is to first measure the tempo at which it is playing. This is why Christians should always carry a portable metronome in their pocket.



Portable Metronomes Help Detect Satanic Beats.

Tempos are measured in beats per minute (BPM) and any song that clocks in at a speed of over 90 BPM should be turned off. 85 to 90 beats per minute is considered the upper limits of the margin of musical safety, and should never be exceeded.
If you find yourself listening to a song with a tempo of 666 BPM, destroy whatever instruments or devices are producing the music, and pray fervently for forgiveness and protection.

The actual rhythm of the song can be much harder to identify for Christians, since they are not used to listening to music with drums.

Drums are the most dangerous of all musical instruments, even more than the electric guitar! Drums have their roots in the dark continent of Africa where the voodoo hoodoo is just rampant. It is currently unknown to Christian scientists if it is ever safe to listen to drums or not.

Some particularly dangerous beats to look out for:

Boom boom BOP, boom boom BOP! (Also known as the Negro shuffle)

BOOM tata BOOM tata BOOM tata!

RATA tada boom boom TA! RATA tada boom boom TA!

Rhythms vary depending on the time signature of the song, that is, how many beats there are in a measure and which note receives a full beat.

The most righteous time signature is 3/4 time, which is in praise of the Holy Trinity.

There is no such thing as 3/3 time because Satanic music theorists want to prevent full glorification of the Holy Trinity.


DETECTING SATANIC LYRICS:

The purpose of music is, of course, the praise and worship of GOD. Some people might argue that music would be boring if it were all written in glorification of GOD, but those people are going to Hell.



Satanist musicians on the Highway to Hell.

As a Christian, you have little to no business listening to anything that doesn't praise GOD. But be careful! Even most modern "Christian" music is secretly a trap to corrupt you with false doctrine and Satanic rhythms!

Lyrics which contain the following words are to be strictly avoided:

"Nigga"

"Dawg"

"Cracka"

"Bounce"

"Watermelon"

"Brotha"

"Ass" (Unless in reference to donkey JESUS rode on.)

"F-word"

"Yo"

"Grill"

"Jiggle"

"Dance floor"

"Baby" (Unless immediately followed by "JESUS."wink

"Kiss"

"Triple penetration"

"handle"

"Disco stick"

Use your good Christian judgment when listening to lyrics. No Christian has ever been too paranoid, because there is no such thing as too paranoid.


DETECTING NOTES AND CHORDS:

Melody (the tune of the song) consists of a series of notes played on an instrument. It is usually accompanied by chords, which determine the "tone" of the music, which is either happy (major chords) or sad (minor chords.)

Satan wants us to be sad, and JESUS wants us to be happy, so any song containing a minor chord is evil.

Christians should avoid any music that is played in any key except for C Major, which is the only key in which music can be played on the piano without using any of the black keys.



Only 3 Of These Are Safe For Christians!


Playing the white and black keys together on the piano is glorification of race mixing and desegregation. GOD HATES ACCIDENTALS!


CONCLUSION:

The only music that is safe for Christian enjoyment is music without drums played in the key of C without accidentals and utilizing only major chords, with a tempo no greater than 90 BPM and preferably in the meter of 3/4.

Happy listening, True Christians!
__________________

The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3

Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Ethereal0110(f): 4:24pm On Dec 31, 2014
Portable Metronomes Help Detect Satanic Beats.

Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by MasonBaumgar: 4:34pm On Dec 31, 2014
The purpose of music is, of course, the praise and worship of GOD. Some people might argue that music would be boring if it were all written in glorification of GOD, but those people are going to Hell.
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by elantraceey(f): 4:41pm On Dec 31, 2014
Music is food for the soul , it either poisons you or grows you.
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Agrika: 5:02pm On Dec 31, 2014
Thanks for the info
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Ethereal0110(f): 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2014
u r welcome
Agrika:
Thanks for the info
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by BrightEye(m): 5:58pm On Dec 31, 2014
Music, like other arts can attrack individual whose instinct is in harmony with the content of the song. Sure, there are many dark singers around the world, but their music can only attract anyone who is also not pure in spirit.

By the way, i don't think some selected kind of sounds and drums are satanic in any way, but what could be satanic there is if the singer's intent towards using those sounds and drums is of darkness. The same aplies to their uses of lyrics, unless it contains some dirty words. Lastly, everyone knows how a good dance suppose to be.
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Nobody: 6:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
Metronomes?

Why do I find this funny? smiley
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Soloter(m): 6:45pm On Dec 31, 2014
This is outside the Bible and as such... this is heresy.
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by kevoh(m): 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2014
No Christian has ever been too paranoid, because there is no such thing as too paranoid.

CONCLUSION:

The only music that is safe for Christian enjoyment is music without drums played in the key of C without accidentals and utilizing only major chords, with a tempo no greater than 90 BPM and preferably in the meter of 3/4.


undecided undecided undecided Dumb!
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by paxonel(m): 7:53pm On Dec 31, 2014
Ethereal0110:


The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music
Satan and his minions in the entertainment industry are very sneaky, and each year they find new ways to pervert nature and steal the innocence of youth.

You might be shocked by some of these facts about today's music:

FACT: 1 in 3 popular songs on the radio promotes abortion in one way or another.

FACT: There are almost as many songs playing on the radio about gay romance as there are straight romance.

FACT: Before the invention of rock and roll by The Beetles, you almost never, ever heard of teen pregnancy, homosexuality, abortion, teen rebellion, or school shootings.

Most young people today insist that the music they listen to is harmless, and that they don't use music as a basis for making important life decisions.

But what most people don't know is that rock and roll, rap, the techno, and disco all contain subliminal messages and Satanic rhythms designed to summon demons and cause possession, confusion, rebellion, and eventually, death.

Christians must be very careful in choosing what they allow themselves and their children to listen to, and fortunately, the church is always willing to help.


DETECTING SATANIC RHYTHMS:

Rhythm is one of the most basic elements of any song, and also the most dangerous. Certain rhythms can lead to toe-tapping, dancing, fornication, drug use, murder, and self-mutilation.

A good rule of thumb for determining the danger of a rhythm is to first measure the tempo at which it is playing. This is why Christians should always carry a portable metronome in their pocket.



Portable Metronomes Help Detect Satanic Beats.

Tempos are measured in beats per minute (BPM) and any song that clocks in at a speed of over 90 BPM should be turned off. 85 to 90 beats per minute is considered the upper limits of the margin of musical safety, and should never be exceeded.
If you find yourself listening to a song with a tempo of 666 BPM, destroy whatever instruments or devices are producing the music, and pray fervently for forgiveness and protection.

The actual rhythm of the song can be much harder to identify for Christians, since they are not used to listening to music with drums.

Drums are the most dangerous of all musical instruments, even more than the electric guitar! Drums have their roots in the dark continent of Africa where the voodoo hoodoo is just rampant. It is currently unknown to Christian scientists if it is ever safe to listen to drums or not.

Some particularly dangerous beats to look out for:

Boom boom BOP, boom boom BOP! (Also known as the Negro shuffle)

BOOM tata BOOM tata BOOM tata!

RATA tada boom boom TA! RATA tada boom boom TA!

Rhythms vary depending on the time signature of the song, that is, how many beats there are in a measure and which note receives a full beat.

The most righteous time signature is 3/4 time, which is in praise of the Holy Trinity.

There is no such thing as 3/3 time because Satanic music theorists want to prevent full glorification of the Holy Trinity.


DETECTING SATANIC LYRICS:

The purpose of music is, of course, the praise and worship of GOD. Some people might argue that music would be boring if it were all written in glorification of GOD, but those people are going to Hell.



Satanist musicians on the Highway to Hell.

As a Christian, you have little to no business listening to anything that doesn't praise GOD. But be careful! Even most modern "Christian" music is secretly a trap to corrupt you with false doctrine and Satanic rhythms!

Lyrics which contain the following words are to be strictly avoided:

"Nigga"

"Dawg"

"Cracka"

"Bounce"

"Watermelon"

"Brotha"

"Ass" (Unless in reference to donkey JESUS rode on.)

"F-word"

"Yo"

"Grill"

"Jiggle"

"Dance floor"

"Baby" (Unless immediately followed by "JESUS."wink

"Kiss"

"Triple penetration"

"handle"

"Disco stick"

Use your good Christian judgment when listening to lyrics. No Christian has ever been too paranoid, because there is no such thing as too paranoid.


DETECTING NOTES AND CHORDS:

Melody (the tune of the song) consists of a series of notes played on an instrument. It is usually accompanied by chords, which determine the "tone" of the music, which is either happy (major chords) or sad (minor chords.)

Satan wants us to be sad, and JESUS wants us to be happy, so any song containing a minor chord is evil.

Christians should avoid any music that is played in any key except for C Major, which is the only key in which music can be played on the piano without using any of the black keys.



Only 3 Of These Are Safe For Christians!


Playing the white and black keys together on the piano is glorification of race mixing and desegregation. GOD HATES ACCIDENTALS!


CONCLUSION:

The only music that is safe for Christian enjoyment is music without drums played in the key of C without accidentals and utilizing only major chords, with a tempo no greater than 90 BPM and preferably in the meter of 3/4.

Happy listening, True Christians!
__________________

The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
bros, abeg nor vex o, please mention one music that is satanic. just one.
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Ethereal0110(f): 8:32pm On Dec 31, 2014
Anaconda - nicki minaj
paxonel:

bros, abeg nor vex o, please mention one music that is satanic. just one.
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by paxonel(m): 7:09am On Jan 01, 2015
Ethereal0110:
Anaconda - nicki minaj
let me ask you.
is sex satanic? yes or no
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by asalimpo(m): 9:42am On Jan 01, 2015
All tv programmes and movies tht arent christian are demonic.

All books/write ups that have no scriptures in them are demonic.

- op, not all non christian music are ungodly. There is somethng like being too paranoid. It is this attitude of looking for a demon behind everydoor tht turn christianity into legalism and bondage. This it how it strts.
Then it degerates- computers are demonic.
Internet is demonic.
Atm is demonic
lipstick is made of human blood
wearing jewelry is demonic
joking is a sin
braiding hair is demonic
if u try to make a call and experience netwrk latency witches are interferring ( heard this first hand)
hand bangles are demonic

bf u know it, you are mentioning demons/devils far more than you mention God- givng satan glory!

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Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Nobody: 9:56am On Jan 01, 2015
lol. songs should only be played in the key of c major. are we in the medieval era? tell that to handel and bach. lol
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by paxonel(m): 11:00am On Jan 01, 2015
asalimpo:
All tv programmes and movies tht arent christian are demonic.

All books/write ups that have no scriptures in them are demonic.

- op, not all non christian music are ungodly. There is somethng like being too paranoid. It is this attitude of looking for a demon behind everydoor tht turn christianity into legalism and bondage. This it how it strts.
Then it degerates- computers are demonic.
Internet is demonic.
Atm is demonic
lipstick is made of human blood
wearing jewelry is demonic
joking is a sin
braiding hair is demonic
if u try to make a call and experience netwrk latency witches are interferring ( heard this first hand)
hand bangles are demonic

bf u know it, you are mentioning demons/devils far more than you mention God- givng satan glory!

i beg tell them o
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Ethereal0110(f): 3:13pm On Jan 01, 2015
it is a satanic tool as per premarital sex. but it is not satanic inside marriage
paxonel:

let me ask you.
is sex satanic? yes or no
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by paxonel(m): 4:09pm On Jan 01, 2015
Ethereal0110:
it is a satanic tool as per premarital sex. but it is not satanic inside marriage
anyway, the song is not responsible for anybody's decision to go into premarital sex. but it is only portraying sex appealing figure, which everybody on earth have the potential and desire to express. it is now left for the viewer to decide whether he will express his sexuality on a marital or premarital platform.
ofcourse, someone like you will not go into premarital sex. But those that are into it need moral values either from home or church. that should have been done from childhood.
so, it is unfair to accuse someone who is using her talent to make money that her song is demonic.

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Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by FlintGuevara(m): 9:09am On Jan 29, 2015
"Drums are the most dangerous of all musical
instruments, even more than the electric
guitar! Drums have their roots in the dark
continent of Africa where the voodoo hoodoo
is just rampant. It is currently unknown to
Christian scientists if it is ever safe to listen
to drums or not." This is the most racist and dumb NL post I have read in a while.

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Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by KGBEAST(m): 1:59pm On Jan 29, 2015
Ethereal0110:


The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music
Satan and his minions in the entertainment industry are very sneaky, and each year they find new ways to pervert nature and steal the innocence of youth.

You might be shocked by some of these facts about today's music:

FACT: 1 in 3 popular songs on the radio promotes abortion in one way or another.

FACT: There are almost as many songs playing on the radio about gay romance as there are straight romance.

FACT: Before the invention of rock and roll by The Beetles, you almost never, ever heard of teen pregnancy, homosexuality, abortion, teen rebellion, or school shootings.

Most young people today insist that the music they listen to is harmless, and that they don't use music as a basis for making important life decisions.

But what most people don't know is that rock and roll, rap, the techno, and disco all contain subliminal messages and Satanic rhythms designed to summon demons and cause possession, confusion, rebellion, and eventually, death.

Christians must be very careful in choosing what they allow themselves and their children to listen to, and fortunately, the church is always willing to help.


DETECTING SATANIC RHYTHMS:

Rhythm is one of the most basic elements of any song, and also the most dangerous. Certain rhythms can lead to toe-tapping, dancing, fornication, drug use, murder, and self-mutilation.

A good rule of thumb for determining the danger of a rhythm is to first measure the tempo at which it is playing. This is why Christians should always carry a portable metronome in their pocket.



Portable Metronomes Help Detect Satanic Beats.

Tempos are measured in beats per minute (BPM) and any song that clocks in at a speed of over 90 BPM should be turned off. 85 to 90 beats per minute is considered the upper limits of the margin of musical safety, and should never be exceeded.
If you find yourself listening to a song with a tempo of 666 BPM, destroy whatever instruments or devices are producing the music, and pray fervently for forgiveness and protection.

The actual rhythm of the song can be much harder to identify for Christians, since they are not used to listening to music with drums.

Drums are the most dangerous of all musical instruments, even more than the electric guitar! Drums have their roots in the dark continent of Africa where the voodoo hoodoo is just rampant. It is currently unknown to Christian scientists if it is ever safe to listen to drums or not.

Some particularly dangerous beats to look out for:

Boom boom BOP, boom boom BOP! (Also known as the Negro shuffle)

BOOM tata BOOM tata BOOM tata!

RATA tada boom boom TA! RATA tada boom boom TA!

Rhythms vary depending on the time signature of the song, that is, how many beats there are in a measure and which note receives a full beat.

The most righteous time signature is 3/4 time, which is in praise of the Holy Trinity.

There is no such thing as 3/3 time because Satanic music theorists want to prevent full glorification of the Holy Trinity.


DETECTING SATANIC LYRICS:

The purpose of music is, of course, the praise and worship of GOD. Some people might argue that music would be boring if it were all written in glorification of GOD, but those people are going to Hell.



Satanist musicians on the Highway to Hell.

As a Christian, you have little to no business listening to anything that doesn't praise GOD. But be careful! Even most modern "Christian" music is secretly a trap to corrupt you with false doctrine and Satanic rhythms!

Lyrics which contain the following words are to be strictly avoided:

"Nigga"

"Dawg"

"Cracka"

"Bounce"

"Watermelon"

"Brotha"

"Ass" (Unless in reference to donkey JESUS rode on.)

"F-word"

"Yo"

"Grill"

"Jiggle"

"Dance floor"

"Baby" (Unless immediately followed by "JESUS."wink

"Kiss"

"Triple penetration"

"handle"

"Disco stick"

Use your good Christian judgment when listening to lyrics. No Christian has ever been too paranoid, because there is no such thing as too paranoid.


DETECTING NOTES AND CHORDS:

Melody (the tune of the song) consists of a series of notes played on an instrument. It is usually accompanied by chords, which determine the "tone" of the music, which is either happy (major chords) or sad (minor chords.)

Satan wants us to be sad, and JESUS wants us to be happy, so any song containing a minor chord is evil.

Christians should avoid any music that is played in any key except for C Major, which is the only key in which music can be played on the piano without using any of the black keys.



Only 3 Of These Are Safe For Christians!


Playing the white and black keys together on the piano is glorification of race mixing and desegregation. GOD HATES ACCIDENTALS!


CONCLUSION:

The only music that is safe for Christian enjoyment is music without drums played in the key of C without accidentals and utilizing only major chords, with a tempo no greater than 90 BPM and preferably in the meter of 3/4.

Happy listening, True Christians!
__________________

The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3
Am I the only one who thinks this person is a Çràck head, click like if you think she is too , and btw woman you are either a white racist, or a black chick with inferiority complex.

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Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Ethereal0110(f): 9:24pm On Jan 30, 2015
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KGBEAST:

Am I the only one who thinks this person is a Çràck head, click like if you think she is too , and btw woman you are either a white racist, or a black chick with inferiority complex.
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 9:43pm On Jan 30, 2015
I used to be a deeper life kinda christian but now, i'm a chilled christian that likes old school blues or rnb. Sometimes new music too!
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by tpiah99: 11:47pm On Jan 30, 2015
Drums are the most dangerous of all musical instruments, even more than the electric guitar! Drums have their roots in the dark continent of Africa where the voodoo hoodoo is just rampant. It is currently unknown to Christian scientists if it is ever safe to listen to drums or not.



not saying there is no voodoo in africa and neither am I saying drums are not used in voodoo, but this your statement, na wa o.

did you just say dark continent of africa?
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Anas09: 4:27pm On Jan 31, 2015
Based on all you have said here, means Hillsongs' Music is satanic? I dis agree with u sir/ma. What makes music Gospe or secular is the lyrics, not the tempo. I will agree that hard rock is off, but that does not mean rock music in its entirety is satanic. Satan never composed any music and can not actually lay claims to any brand of music. He moves in and infuses his lies and ways then we leave what gives god glory to satan. All music is of God pls. I don't listen to any kind of secular music bytheway. I don't watch them on tv I don't listen to them on radio except am in a public place. Unconciously, I don't nod my head, I don't tap my toe, I don't dance to them, my mind does not sing wen they sing so they don't penetrate into me.

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Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by Ethereal0110(f): 9:47pm On Jan 31, 2015
Am happi 4 U.
AllNaijaBlogger:
I used to be a deeper life kinda christian but now, i'm a chilled christian that likes old school blues or rnb. Sometimes new music too!

Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by tpiander: 11:09pm On Oct 16, 2015
Ethereal0110:
Portable Metronomes Help Detect Satanic Beats.

ok.

how much or how many did you sell?
Re: The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music by alves4(m): 12:09pm On Oct 17, 2015
Please, tell me this post is satirical. If not, it is on a level of stupid where only goats can relate.

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