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Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jan 05, 2015

1)chewing gum loudly
Some ladies chew gum loudly and even make burbles from it just to gain the attention of any male specie in the vicinity.

2)shouting
When in a mild discussion you will still hear there voice as if they are in a hot prayer section.

3)laughing at unfunny things
when thy are in the mix of guys even at the driest of jokes they'll laugh their sorry bottom out. cheesy

4)wearing clothes that clearly don't fit them
The cloth might be the trending style event tho, it does not fit them they will still wear them just to gain attention of guys

5)putting on 2 much makeup
Some ladies after putting on makeup they'll look like clowns rather than women, they put flashy make up and disturbing perfume all just 2 impress and get the attention of guys.



guys add yours cheesy

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by juianne95(f): 11:53pm On Jan 05, 2015
NEXt!!!



tongue tongue

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Oluwatosean(m): 11:55pm On Jan 05, 2015
Guy, u dey disturb me with all this your yeye thread

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 11:55pm On Jan 05, 2015
juianne95:
NEXt!!!



tongue tongue
whyyyyy

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by juianne95(f): 11:55pm On Jan 05, 2015
samflexxy:
whyyyyy
lolz sorry...


It's stale news

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by ALKARULEZZ(m): 11:57pm On Jan 05, 2015
Oluwatosean:
Guy, u dey disturb me with all this your yeye thread
harsh nigga grin


Evribody wan turn tosyne2much

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Dez80: 11:59pm On Jan 05, 2015
Dont you have better things to post?

Any news on the buhari's certificate? I WANT THAT MAN IN ASO ROCK ASAP

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 12:01am On Jan 06, 2015
Oluwatosean:
Guy, u dey disturb me with all this your yeye thread
no vess but how I take disturb you na me force you click the link

Showing your foolishness in a public forum like this, person wey do you don die tey tey

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Oluwatosean(m): 12:03am On Jan 06, 2015
samflexxy:
no vess but how I take disturb you na me force you click the link

Showing your foolishness in a public forum like this, person wey do you don die tey tey
person wey dey do me must to die b4, abi na y i dey go mountain

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by tosyne2much(m): 12:05am On Jan 06, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
harsh nigga grin


Evribody wan turn tosyne2much
hmmmmmm !!!

The OP is my twin friend on NL.. We run things 2geda grin

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 12:05am On Jan 06, 2015
Dez80:
Dont you have better things to post?

Any news on the buhari's certificate? I WANT THAT MAN IN ASO ROCK ASAP
lols no worry buhari no go win

GEJ till 2019

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 12:07am On Jan 06, 2015
Phones show off and their stupid fake accent.

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 12:08am On Jan 06, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
ghen ghen!!!! War Start!!!!

*observing without Certificate like Buhari*
grin
Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Precious91(m): 12:09am On Jan 06, 2015
All five are for ladies with no self esteem.BTW nice one Op
Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by ALKARULEZZ(m): 12:09am On Jan 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
hmmmmmm !!!

The OP is my twin friend on NL.. We run things 2geda grin
OK na baba..... I neva knew
Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by hfinest1(m): 12:14am On Jan 06, 2015
doin something a guy says he lyks just because she lyks d guy

eg: me sabi whynne babes wella so dere was dis girl back in schl, she lyked me but i no too gbadun am. one day she wore a leggins and i was lyk 'babe i luv dis leggins, u luk sexy, it fits you... bla bla bla *whynning tins* omor.... e be like say the girl con go aswani go chatter leggins o.. because afta dat day na so so leggins the girl just dey wear come schl..... i laff sotey... girls enh!

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by tosyne2much(m): 12:16am On Jan 06, 2015
6. Bouncing of Bosom and Asss
Some ladies derive pleasure when they spot some guys looking towards their direction, they will change their walking steps and start asss bouncing walking steps


7. Talking About Their Institutions
Some ladies say silly things just to crave for attention & get noticed especially when the male folks are present. Someone asks if she going to the church in the evening, but because she wants to show to them that she's in school, she will say, "I'm going to school tomorrow cos I don't want to miss lectures ". Must you mention your sch to explain yourself out ? Smh

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by 3DCYCLOPS: 12:18am On Jan 06, 2015
They fart..

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by immortalvoices(m): 12:19am On Jan 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
[i] 6. Bouncing of bosom and ass Some ladies derive pleasure when they spot some guys looking towards their direction, they will change their walking steps thereby bouncing their boss and making their ass bounce


7. Talking about their institution Some ladies say sill thing especially when the male folks are present. that is, someone asks her if she going to church, but because guys are there, she will say, I'm going to school tomorrow. Is that the answer to the question

The coachgrin

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by nickz(m): 12:24am On Jan 06, 2015
Nothing annoys me more than the girly scream when they see an old pal
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
With the ever irritating childish voice.....angry

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Oluwatosean(m): 12:25am On Jan 06, 2015
samflexxy:
he goat
smh... Dem use am do you?. Abi u no dey tire ni?

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 12:25am On Jan 06, 2015
Precious91:
All five are for ladies with no self esteem.BTW nice one Op
thank you bro
Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by laykhorn(m): 12:33am On Jan 06, 2015
All this wouldnt get my attention, infact, you'll end up making a fool of yourself in my sight.

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Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 12:37am On Jan 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
hmmmmmm !!!

The OP is my twin friend on NL.. We run things 2geda grin
baba this your new pics na die o make sense
Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Nobody: 2:05am On Jan 06, 2015
Funny enuf,,no matter how a lady shows this signs,i never approach her,,if i dont trip for her,,she go chop chewing gum till e turn kpomo

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