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samflexxy:

1)chewing gum loudly
Some ladies chew gum loudly and even make burbles from it just to gain the attention of any male specie in the vicinity.

2)shouting
When in a mild discussion you will still hear there voice as if they are in a hot prayer section.

3)laughing at unfunny things
when thy are in the mix of guys even at the driest of jokes they'll laugh their sorry bottom out.

4)wearing clothes that clearly don't fit them
The cloth might be the trending style event tho, it does not fit them they will still wear them just to gain attention of guys

5)putting on 2 much makeup
Some ladies after putting on makeup they'll look like clowns rather than women, they put flashy make up and disturbing perfume all just 2 impress and get the attention of guys.


guys add yours

They will send you PMs only to tell you that it was done in error after replying them questioning their motives.

samflexxy:
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2)shouting
When in a mild discussion you will still hear there voice as if they are in a hot prayer section.

Am I the only one noticing this sad trend - most folks don't know how, where and when to use "Their and There"? in sentences. Is it just a foolish trend in writing? Or has textspeak affected peeps this much?

It's stark embarrassment seeing this blunder spilled all over social media.

I hate number one

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Op must like gals so much, his thread shows that he spend so much time studying gals and I think he should change his name to Girlogist, the study of girls.

Ha.! it is good to study girls oooo. because

Hahahaha very funny, u b witch how u com tak get dem like dat.

asiri ti tu

WHAT IMPACT WILL YOU MAKE TO PROMOTE UNITY?
http://1nenigeriagr8nation..com/2014/12/as-we-go-into-new-year-what-impact-will.html

Abi na women we go chop this yr? Everyday women women. Next!

no be lie

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1)chewing gum loudly
Some ladies chew gum loudly and even make burbles from it just to gain the attention of any male specie in the vicinity.

2)shouting
When in a mild discussion you will still hear there voice as if they are in a hot prayer section.

3)laughing at unfunny things
when thy are in the mix of guys even at the driest of jokes they'll laugh their sorry bottom out.

4)wearing clothes that clearly don't fit them
The cloth might be the trending style event tho, it does not fit them they will still wear them just to gain attention of guys

5)putting on 2 much makeup
Some ladies after putting on makeup they'll look like clowns rather than women, they put flashy make up and disturbing perfume all just 2 impress and get the attention of guys.



Lie lie, y will a lady b chewing gum loud

I love #2...my Ex b*tch did it for me.i just laugh move.

E just be like say make I kpuf this samflexxy guy sef the guy too like woman matter

Wearing miniskirt and revealing tops, not only is this absurd, they tend to pull up as if they were forced to wear it initially.

Koolking:


Am I the only one noticing this sad trend - most folks don't know how, where and when to use "Their and There"? in sentences. Is it just a foolish trend in writing? Or has textspeak affected peeps this much?

It's stark embarrassment seeing this blunder spilled all over social media.

just like 'been' and 'being'

clears throat n sip fanta,too much cold here in france

Koolking:


Am I the only one noticing this sad trend - most folks don't know how, where and when to use "Their and There"? in sentences. Is it just a foolish trend in writing? Or has textspeak affected peeps this much?

It's stark embarrassment seeing this blunder spilled all over social media.

You shld have done that in a good manner rather than showing to him how grammatically sound you are

Only beauty and brains attract me. The rest are very irrelevant.

op you did a very poor job if you could only come up with this 5ways which btw are stale and old fashioned
There are 1001ways ladies do the attention thing and guess what?
thats why they are b!tches
u need not go over it again just take a chill and grab as many as you can afford...

tosyne2much:
You shld have done that in a good manner rather than showing to him how grammatically sound you are

What manner would have been better Sir? Methinks, being sarcastic would have been inappropriate. Blunt correction is way to go if you want it taken.

If de Pressing dier kegs against ur bodi and its hot

SkinnyDude:
just like 'been' and 'being'

Using these two words appropriately is a nightmare to most folks.

emusmith:


And It's making FP SMH

oga wetin?

POOO

...Wonders y d OP loves to idle his mind on stuff lik ds

Fourwinds:
Ha.! it is good to study girls oooo. because

because what?

tosyne2much: hmmmmmm !!!

The OP is my twin friend on NL.. We run things 2geda

I think the era I am now. is to start reading people's sig and not concerned about the topic.

Mod una read this

Dez80:
Dont you have better things to post?

Any news on the buhari's certificate? I WANT THAT MAN IN ASO ROCK ASAP

Wake up from your slumbering

tosyne2much:
6. Bouncing of Bosom and Asss
Some ladies derive pleasure when they spot some guys looking towards their direction, they will change their walking steps and start asss bouncing walking steps


7. Talking About Their Institutions Some ladies say silly things just to crave for attention & get noticed especially when the male folks are present. Someone asks her if she going to the church in the evening, but because she wants to show to them that she's in school, she will say, "I'm going to school tomorrow cos I don't want to miss lectures ". Must you mention your sch to explain yourself out ? Smh

No7 on point!!!!

I met a Lady in a bus recently while travelling from lagos, after she had tried so many attempts to gain my attention, like putting her hand around my chair seat neck, throwing something out of the glass constantly or even buying every damn thing on the road just moving things to and fro my front( cos I was sitting near the window), unluckily for me, her friend was directly at my back, this lady in question ensured she kept on gisting loudly all through the journey, when her friend sef wasn't interested!!!!
E nor get wetin she nor talk, her ppl abroad, families, lectures, holidays, everything!!! and she dey use one kain eyes dey eye me if I go see her lines!!!
the funniest was when she told her friend she will be going to for NYSC next year, I com finally look am, She com repeat am again with a slight grin facing me " YES, By next year November I'll be going to serve"...

Nothing dis babe nor do, She practically shifted from her seat and almost occupying a quarter of mine till her hand was on my LAPS( On purpose)....

Men I Nor even send am( me wey dey reason how I go pass the test wey I just go do)..
Seriously some girls can be ??

Koolking:


What manner would have been better Sir? Methinks, being sarcastic would have been inappropriate. Blunt correction is way to go if you want it taken.

Alryt sir

Justdulla:
Funny enuf,,no matter how a lady shows this signs,i never approach her,,if i dont trip for her,,she go chop chewing gum till e turn kpomo

lol wicked!