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If There Were Facebook In Bible Times by Sagytarius(m): 12:50pm On Jan 07, 2015
I saw this post on some social medi and thought I could share it with you all. Henjoy

If there were Facebook in bible times , some posts would be like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar
of salt.. # Shaking!
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles be going down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? # Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me..
# Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me..
# SelfieWithLamb
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day..
Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with them bros.. Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. # GrowUpMan!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to bring the roof down on this party.. #TurnUp !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal!
# Smh.......

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Re: If There Were Facebook In Bible Times by kilokeys(m): 12:55pm On Jan 07, 2015
cheesy grin lol
Re: If There Were Facebook In Bible Times by Nobody: 12:57pm On Jan 07, 2015
GMB till 2019..
Re: If There Were Facebook In Bible Times by motherlode: 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2015
youngpol:
GMB till 2019..
this is to show that GEJ is a joke! gringringrin
Re: If There Were Facebook In Bible Times by bunmioguns(m): 3:40pm On Jan 07, 2015
undecided

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