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Idi Amin Of Uganda (president’s SPEECH) To The Queen Of England by bolliejay(m): 9:25am On Jan 10, 2015
For those of us who English is not their first language, read on!!Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amin at a sumptuous luncheon hosted By Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain .

“My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.

We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely:And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you .
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You will eat a full cow:and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

“But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a shortcall on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to UnCloth you completely before these extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir.


Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda .

With this few words I thank you Sir.[i]
Re: Idi Amin Of Uganda (president’s SPEECH) To The Queen Of England by Tedman: 11:12am On Jan 10, 2015
OP, was this speech ever given? Or just another cooked-up "joke?"
Re: Idi Amin Of Uganda (president’s SPEECH) To The Queen Of England by bolliejay(m): 11:48am On Jan 10, 2015
Lool......its a Joke!
Re: Idi Amin Of Uganda (president’s SPEECH) To The Queen Of England by Estellar: 6:22pm On Jan 12, 2015
This is a joke right??
Re: Idi Amin Of Uganda (president’s SPEECH) To The Queen Of England by Jaymima(f): 6:25am On Jan 13, 2015
This isn't for real...is it?? It's a joke, right?
Re: Idi Amin Of Uganda (president’s SPEECH) To The Queen Of England by bolliejay(m): 11:28pm On Jan 13, 2015
Yeah..l think its a joke!!!

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