i saw this and decide to share.

HOW I LOST MY PENIS.
my gf and i
were in a public
transport, i then gave money to a
begger who was
begging inside the bus. By the
time we got to the next
bus stop my penis disappeared. I
started shouting,
my penis is gone ooo, my penis is
gone ooo, all the
passenger's ordered the driver to
stop. And he
obeyed! I explain to everybody
what happened and
they started beating the begger.
After receiving
serious beating, the begger
agreed to fix my penis
back. He brought out a small bag
containing other
people's penis she had collected
and opened it and
poured them on ground. I
shouted: see my penis ooo,
that is my penis, as i was about to
pick my penis, my
gf shouted: drop that thing and
pick the big one