Emmeritus:
hbd plow

SAI FLOW
How we go vote na?

Thanks for the vote.

E don start oh https://www.nairaland.com/2398330/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination

cho25bc:
Happy birthday boss.lOng life in goohealth n joy.
Pls check ur mail n do d needful.
Pls our pple,flow is in 4th position O.we thank God n all of u who voted. God bless u all.
Pls d battle continues 2day. Let's try to vote him so dat he can also make it 2 d next stage.

Thanks my love

Suspect33:
Flow, 2day na your B.Day??

Yes oh

The party na for evening oh

But before then, na vote for second round oh https://www.nairaland.com/2398330/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination

how we go vote nw

Lord walk with me, Baba I want make you walk with me.
Walk with me when the going gets tough.
Walk with when I am in sweet times.
Walk with me when the water seems tempest.
Walk with me when the water seems calm.

Walk with me Baba when I seems to be drowning.
Walk with me in the desert.

Walk with me in this road.
Walk with me even if the road is uneven.

Walk with me when my feet fail me.
Walk with me when i need an extra leg.
Walk with me lord..

Thank you Lord for adding a year to me

nimat158:
how we go vote nw

Vote in this link https://www.nairaland.com/2398330/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination

Thank you

can we vote twice ? ?

Happy birthday flow1759! wishing many yrs to come. I done vote u o. Sai flow1759 baba!

Happy Birthday flow, new age withe grace bro..

Kunle106:
Happy Birthday flow, new age withe grace bro..

Thank you. God bless.

Make una go vote oh

I don vote for u flow,mak sure u send my share to me wen u win ooooo

highbeetohbadt, Psalmwise, buoye1, toykathy, kingphilip, Livingwalker, horpe132, adegwurulez,virtuous900, waistaa, Bunsky, 4kizo, jonsnow92, Rajy00, seuncyber, ritababe, follyshade, Emperortj93, Emmykul4love, pcaliphate,ultraawesome, Emmeritus, peterswagg, spawnx, Madawaki01, yemi2plus, chistar01, trinityo42, texanomaly(my former wife), Francuiz, Tgold1, dazzy4real, donifez(mehn i miss this guy), plainmirror, emmadejust, odunharry, AmiableJay, Double194, smith403, foxy_flow, ERF, Tobiee, Kunle106, Darus05,ezeigbo194.


Round two don start oh.

make una go vote.

I need you guys to help me go through this round just as you helped me go through the previous round.

Dont forget to tell your friends to vote for flow1759

Voting format:
I vote
flow1759
CC: NLjega

bishop88:
I don vote for u flow,mak sure u send my share to me wen u win ooooo

Yes oh. That na small thing na.

Do me a favour?

Tell your friends on Nairaland to vote for me too. Spread the news.

God bless

MightyFortress, MaziOmenuko, Ishilove,
HumbledbYGrace(f), Hunnydropps(f), Bobbystanley
(m), Freiburger(m), FozzieBear(m), Hadeehart101(f),
eppysold(m), luscioustrish(f), LarrySun(m),
supernet4(f), cdamsel(f), sunriseb, liusimbs(f),
Lolaabokoku(f), precyluv(f), Coolval222(m),
specialguest(f), Ojiematthewgg, Whizkay(m), Graphy(f),
olashas(f), kelmich(m), Tascocent(m), Tochiilo(m),
Samueldona(m), folowo(m), petokey, Idowuogbo(f),
BIGVAJINA(f),highbeetohbadt, Psalmwise, buoye1, toykathy, kingphilip, Livingwalker, horpe132, adegwurulez,virtuous900, waistaa, Bunsky, 4kizo, jonsnow92, Rajy00, seuncyber, ritababe, follyshade, Emperortj93, Emmykul4love, pcaliphate,ultraawesome, Emmeritus, peterswagg, spawnx, Madawaki01, yemi2plus, chistar01, trinityo42, texanomaly(my former wife), Francuiz, Tgold1, dazzy4real, donifez(mehn i miss this guy), plainmirror, emmadejust, odunharry, AmiableJay, Double194, smith403, foxy_flow, ERF, Tobiee, Kunle106, Darus05,ezeigbo194.


Round two don start oh.

make una go vote.

I need you guys to help me go through this round just as you helped me go through the previous round.

Dont forget to tell your friends to vote for flow1759

Voting format:
I vote
flow1759
CC: NLjega




Abeg make una go vote for me. https://www.nairaland.com/2398330/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination

I am on my knees.

STILL I FLOW

flow1759:

Thank you. God bless.
Make una go vote oh

I don sama my vote, I gallant for ur back.

Kunle106:
I don sama my vote, I gallant for ur back.

eshey gan

Mr Ugochukwu Tobiloba Akande really discussed all what not with Miss Lolade b’reastina Nonyashtina.


Her gigantic b’reast was giving my elbow varicose-muscles as it bounced on it whenever the bus galloped. At some point, I thought I had caught muscle pull. I just thought.


“Soon we were at Ore and Lolade spoke Yoruba to me thinking I would respond because I had told her I could speak lightly.

“kini?” I responded.

“je ka lo jewun” She said. The way she pronounced the “je ka lo jewun!” I thought she was insulting my father.

“koni da fun iyalaya e!” I dared not said, lest she attacked me with her "milk missile".

I stretched my elbow as I came down of the bus and we both headed hand in hand to the canteen.

“what will you eat?” She asked.

“Nothing! I am filled” All thanks to Gala, and his elder brother Okpa.

Okpa not Ekpa. Okpa is a “moi-moi look alike” but as thick as a rock menu, it has it origin form Enugu.

Legend has it that One Fifty naira Okpa in the morning could fill one’s stomach all day long.

And there I was with Hundred naira Okpa in my stomach seated.

And there I was sat with Lolade who was offering me a plate of fried rice at the detriment of her purse.

I told her what I needed at that moment was soft drink. Chilled soft drink!

I no know when Orijin com become soft drink oh!

She offered me three Cans of Soft drink,…. I mean Orijin, and I forgot my state of Origin.

“you said your mum was from what state?”

“State?”

“yes! What state?”

“Ok! Enugu state!”

“Enugu? But I thought you said Imo State?”

“yes na! Her father is from Imo and her mother is from Enugu!” Orijin was speaking.












In no time we hit Lagos.

“can I have your number so we can chat up?” I asked the famous question.

“yes!” I don win was what I said in my mind.

“zero eight zero………………………………”


“two what?” I couldn’t get the last two numbers.

“two fvart” She replied faintly.

What she said sounded like “two eight” according to my left ear, it sounded like “two five” according to my right ear, and “two two” according to both ears.

“what did you say?” I asked.

“I said two favrt!” I thought I heard “two six!”, and that was what I typed.















I didn’t call Lolade until I came back to Port Harcourt.

“Snow e get one fine girl wey I sidon near for bus as I dey travel go Lagos” I said.

“eehnnn! where the girl?”

“she dey Lagos na!” I answered, “na Yoruba girl”

“which part of Yoruba?” he asked.

“Yoruba get two part?”

“I mean which State?”

“mehn i don forget oh, but e be like say na Ibadan girl oh!”

“guy you get mind oh! So you wan chyke Yoruba girl?”

“wetin do Yoruba girls?” I queried, “in fact make I call her now!”






“The number you are calling does not exist! Please check the number and dial again!!”

“I checked and dailed again, it still does not exist!”

I replaced the last number with eight and it went through.



“Hello! Lolade! Guess who is calling!”

“hello! o bu onye!” I heard a hard voice from the other ended spoke.

“sorry! Wrong number!” I hung up.

I replaced the last number with two and the number was switch off.

“you sure say no be wrong number the girl give you?”

“she dey craze, na her papa she give wrong number!”











Next day 22 June, at night.

“who give una this soup wey we dey chop so?”

“na Papey!” Junior said.

“Papey again!”

“wetin do Papey?” They asked.

“that beans wey him give us before i travel no podge una?”

“podge us as how?” Junior said, “e no podge us oh!”

“e podge you?” Snow asked.

“no oh! E no podge me oh!” I lied.

“why you com dey ask?”

“nothing oh, I just dey ask!”






“eheeen! Tomorrow na my birthday oh!” I announced.

“correct! How e go be na?” Junior said.

“make tomorrow reach first”



Tomorrow never dies.

Happy birthday FLOW1759 wishing you longlife and prosperity.


Evrrybody come and take one bottle of Orijin in my name.
Special Calls, Onemansquad and skimpledawg please serve everybody what ever they want. All in my name....

stuff46:
Happy birthday FLOW1759 wishing you longlife and prosperity.


Evrrybody come and take one bottle of Orijin in my name.
Special Calls, Onemansquad and skimpledawg please serve everybody what ever they want. All in my name....

Thanks dear. GGMUB

U don vote?

I still need more votes oh https://www.nairaland.com/2398330/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination

flow1759:

Thanks dear. GGMUB
U don vote?

Yea. Missed yesterdays own due to the schedules.
Succex we pray for, succex we get. Everybody Sai Flow!

flow1759:

Thanks dear. GGMUB
U don vote?

Yea. Missed yesterdays own due to the schedules.
Succex we pray for, succex we get. Everybody Sai Flow!

flow1759:
MightyFortress, MaziOmenuko, Ishilove,
HumbledbYGrace(f), Hunnydropps(f), Bobbystanley
(m), Freiburger(m), FozzieBear(m), Hadeehart101(f),
eppysold(m), luscioustrish(f), LarrySun(m),
supernet4(f), cdamsel(f), sunriseb, liusimbs(f),
Lolaabokoku(f), precyluv(f), Coolval222(m),
specialguest(f), Ojiematthewgg, Whizkay(m), Graphy(f),
olashas(f), kelmich(m), Tascocent(m), Tochiilo(m),
Samueldona(m), folowo(m), petokey, Idowuogbo(f),
BIGVAJINA(f),highbeetohbadt, Psalmwise, buoye1, toykathy, kingphilip, Livingwalker, horpe132, adegwurulez,virtuous900, waistaa, Bunsky, 4kizo, jonsnow92, Rajy00, seuncyber, ritababe, follyshade, Emperortj93, Emmykul4love, pcaliphate,ultraawesome, Emmeritus, peterswagg, spawnx, Madawaki01, yemi2plus, chistar01, trinityo42, texanomaly(my former wife), Francuiz, Tgold1, dazzy4real, donifez(mehn i miss this guy), plainmirror, emmadejust, odunharry, AmiableJay, Double194, smith403, foxy_flow, ERF, Tobiee, Kunle106, Darus05,ezeigbo194.


Round two don start oh.

make una go vote.

I need you guys to help me go through this round just as you helped me go through the previous round.

Dont forget to tell your friends to vote for flow1759

Voting format:
I vote
flow1759
CC: NLjega




Abeg make una go vote for me. https://www.nairaland.com/2398330/mr-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination

I am on my knees.

STILL I FLOW

Time check 5:40

20 minutes to deadline.

Those wey never vote for flow1759, wetin una dey wait?

Make una pray for me.

Voting has ended.

They are "Jegaing" the votes

Happy birthday Love.

Nice update.........but flow wetin hapun wey ahno fit vote for (you)my guy na?.......ahdon follow dat link taya buh ahno just see where I go cast my vote, abeg use simple english direct me to where the ballot box dey........ahno fit wait bros! My temper dey hot and e fit boil yam as I dey so.

pillzthadrugz:
Nice update.........but flow wetin hapun wey ahno fit vote for (you)my guy na?.......ahdon follow dat link taya buh ahno just see where I go cast my vote, abeg use simple english direct me to where the ballot box dey........ahno fit wait bros! My temper dey hot and e fit boil yam as I dey so.

you don late, vote don close for today

dm go vte tomorow cause i miss tdy own

Thank u 4 voting 4 flow,he made it 2 d next round @ d 5th position.
Pls I need help here.some1 shud help me compile names of all those who voted 4 flow so dat we can tag n mention dem.I can't do it alone.d work is over-whelming.
Anybody? Pls help me wit d task.I want us to mention dem on d campaign thread before thursday

My appreciation:

ademoladeji you be correct nigga, you tried!. Remember it is best to try and fail than not to try at all.
Ayima you be correct black beauty,Black handsome i mean to say.
Lamispaco i hope you are not a lost friend of mine that bears this nickname?
wenson you be my man.i saw you reading my story sometime.
Swaggavillage you get swag pass whizkid
Raplawd you look like my Cousin.

Wetin i want make una do for me na make una support me. I need your support pls. And if you support me, i know your supporters will do the same

cho25bc you are the Amaechi in this Buhari
buoye1 i dey see you campaign, God bless.
sikirus81 you dey try i no go lie.
gr8dav you are really great.





MightyFortress, MaziOmenuko (where you dey now? When lasti asked, i was told to relocated to Bauch State), Ishilove (thank you for the vote, and the birthday compliment too), Neduzze5 (my brother that year)
HumbledbYGrace (from way back), Hunnydropps(f), Bobbystanley
(m), Freiburger(m), FozzieBear(m), Hadeehart101(f), missstella, Genea, Olusharp,
eppysold(m), luscioustrish(f), LarrySun (A writer like me), Nobody (i like you moniker, you fit borrow me?)
supernet4(f), cdamsel(f), sunriseb, liusimbs(f), Eveluv, jayhans, Niwdog,
Lolaabokoku(f), precyluv(f), Coolval222(m), Chinachriss, mistytohcute, GeneralQuamdeen,
specialguest(f), Ojiematthewgg, Whizkay(m), Graphy(f),
olashas(f), kelmich(m), Tascocent(m), Trypa (you try pass), marioking, Tochiilo(m),
Samueldona(m), folowo(m), petokey, Idowuogbo(f), adamskutty,otkx, Deeeebie, Bravoe (Bravo bro),
BIGVAJINA(f),highbeetohbadt, Psalmwise, buoye1, toykathy, kingphilip, Livingwalker, horpe132, adegwurulez,virtuous900, waistaa, Bunsky, 4kizo, jonsnow92, Rajy00, seuncyber, ritababe, follyshade, Emperortj93, Emmykul4love, pcaliphate,ultraawesome, Emmeritus (i dey feel you), peterswagg, spawnx, Madawaki01 (you travel?), yemi2plus, chistar01, trinityo42, texanomaly (my former wife, thanks for the birthday compliment), Francuiz, Tgold1, dazzy4real, donifez(mehn i miss this guy), plainmirror, emmadejust, odunharry, AmiableJay, Double194, smith403, foxy_flow, ERF, Tobiee, Kunle106, Darus05 (you dey try forme die),ezeigbo194, saxwizard Vyolet, Midehi, Omotayor123.



All of you made me who i am here in Nairaland.

Thank you for the support and for the vote.

I still need your support as the competition get tougher.


STILL I FLOW

cho25bc:
Thank u 4 voting 4 flow,he made it 2 d next round @ d 5th position.
Pls I need help here.some1 shud help me compile names of all those who voted 4 flow so dat we can tag n mention dem.I can't do it alone.d work is over-whelming.
Anybody? Pls help me wit d task.I want us to mention dem on d campaign thread before thursday

There you go cho25bc.

Edit to your taste

My appreciation:

ademoladeji you be correct nigga, you tried!. Remember it is best to try and fail than not to try at all.
Ayima you be correct black beauty,Black handsome i mean to say.
Lamispaco i hope you are not a lost friend of mine that bears this nickname?
wenson you be my man.i saw you reading my story sometime.
Swaggavillage you get swag pass whizkid
Raplawd you look like my Cousin.

Wetin i want make una do for me na make una support me. I need your support pls. And if you support me, i know your supporters will do the same

cho25bc you are the Amaechi in this Buhari
buoye1 i dey see you campaign, God bless.
sikirus81 you dey try i no go lie.
gr8dav you are really great.





MightyFortress, MaziOmenuko (where you dey now? When lasti asked, i was told to relocated to Bauch State), Ishilove (thank you for the vote, and the birthday compliment too), Neduzze5 (my brother that year)
HumbledbYGrace (from way back), Hunnydropps(f), Bobbystanley
(m), Freiburger(m), FozzieBear(m), Hadeehart101(f), missstella, Genea, Olusharp,
eppysold(m), luscioustrish(f), LarrySun (A writer like me), Nobody (i like you moniker, you fit borrow me?)
supernet4(f), cdamsel(f), sunriseb, liusimbs(f), Eveluv, jayhans, Niwdog,
Lolaabokoku(f), precyluv(f), Coolval222(m), Chinachriss, mistytohcute, GeneralQuamdeen,
specialguest(f), Ojiematthewgg, Whizkay(m), Graphy(f),
olashas(f), kelmich(m), Tascocent(m), Trypa (you try pass), marioking, Tochiilo(m),
Samueldona(m), folowo(m), petokey, Idowuogbo(f), adamskutty,otkx, Deeeebie, Bravoe (Bravo bro),
BIGVAJINA(f),highbeetohbadt, Psalmwise, senjo, brize (oga boss) toykathy, kingphilip, Livingwalker, horpe132, adegwurulez,virtuous900, waistaa, Bunsky, 4kizo, jonsnow92, Rajy00, seuncyber, ritababe, follyshade, Emperortj93 (chairman), Emmykul4love,chingy74 (senior man) pcaliphate,ultraawesome, Emmeritus (i dey feel you), peterswagg, spawnx, Madawaki01 (you travel?), yemi2plus, chistar01, trinityo42, texanomaly (my former wife, thanks for the birthday compliment), Francuiz, Tgold1, dazzy4real, donifez(mehn i miss this guy), plainmirror, emmadejust, odunharry, AmiableJay, Double194, smith403, foxy_flow, ERF, Tobiee, CallMeFemi, DeCritique, Ask4bigneyo, prettythicksme, chuzor73, Kunle106, Darus05 (you dey try forme die),ezeigbo194, saxwizard Vyolet, Midehi, Omotayor123.

I no fit mention una finish.

All of you made me who i am here in Nairaland.

Thank you for the support and for the vote.

I still need your support as the competition gets tougher.


STILL I FLOW

flow1759:



Time check 5:40

20 minutes to deadline.

Those wey never vote for flow1759, wetin una dey wait?

- hmmm flow no mention me oh. Sha no p. So u mean say i no follow vote u?