Obioraaa:
ooh.. You just love to dy make mouth? You been dy make mouth about the club and the weed? Make I clarify first ooo... I hate to be stood up..



Yes.. I trek, the school doesn't have internal transport system.. Like campus shuttle...and the mumu school environment is closer to the sun than anywhere on this Earth... my caps dy disappear mysteriously for school.. I've decided to buy 'bicycle seat' but I'm afraid the people who make my caps disappear would make it disappear too... So I just dy manage the fucking hot sun like dat..

Nawao.. Isz nor fair oo.. You n your mum ganged up n just cheated your dad

Just the trouble aspect..About the club and weed..no jokes we'll definitely go out together and catch some cray fun

You school in the north? I'm sorry about the weather condition over there okay?

My lil bro is light skinned ...so he won just one..

Lavedaa:

Just the trouble aspect..About the club and weed..no jokes we'll definitely go out together and catch some cray fun

You school in the north? I'm sorry about the weather condition over there okay?

My lil bro is light skinned ...so he won just one..

hehe.. No wahala.. In good time , we'll turn the_fuck up n do cray shiit... Just promise not to pass out and we're cool..


North?? Uuuh.. I have northphobia... the massive killing going on there ehn.. I love myself too much for that shiit..

Lol.. You don't have to be sorry Esther, it's not your fault.. You're spending your sorrys .. But thank you.. That was just a cute thing you did.. apologising for the weather


Lol.. The lil bro you fought with?? I guess he took after your dad in a lot of ways than one..

Obioraaa:
hehe.. No wahala.. In good time , we'll turn the_fuck up n do cray shiit... Just promise not to pass out and we're cool..


North?? Uuuh.. I have northphobia... the massive killing going on there ehn.. I love myself too much for that shiit..

Lol.. You don't have to be sorry Esther, it's not your fault.. You're spending your sorrys .. But thank you.. That was just a cute thing you did.. apologising for the weather


Lol.. The lil bro you fought with?? I guess he took after your dad in a lot of ways than one..

You just have to be easy on mW then, I'm still a learner

Better
Haha spending my sorrys? Not bad you know so you see? I just made you smile

Not him..my last bro...
I got 3 younger brothers and a sis..we five..I'm the first

I caught you reading skalet's diary

Lavedaa:


You just have to be easy on mW then, I'm still a learner

Better
Haha spending my sorrys? Not bad you know so you see? I just made you smile

Not him..my last bro...
I got 3 younger brothers and a sis..we five..I'm the first

I caught you reading skalet's diary

Lol.. Learner? Some learners can do worse than pros shaaa.. I'd be really disappointed if it turns out you're one of those sit and act shy girls shaaa..

Hehe.. Smile? I laughed.. I didn't just smile.. Extra points for you

Mehn.. A house dominated by men.. we're wining!!!

You're too happy about being the first! It isn't so special abeg..


Okay.. I'm guilty I merely just took a peek.. But I like her stuff.. She knowa how to write

Obioraaa:
Lol.. Learner? Some learners can do worse than pros shaaa.. I'd be really disappointed if it turns out you're one of those sit and act shy girls shaaa

Hehe.. Smile? I laughed.. I didn't just smile.. Extra points for you

Mehn.. A house dominated by men.. we're wining!!!

You're too happy about being the first! It isn't so special abeg..


Okay.. I'm guilty I merely just took a peek.. But I like her stuff.. She knowa how to write

Hopefully.. Its gonna be fun

Extra points? Okay oh

I'm still the boss in the house
Yes, they don't pamper me like my lil sis

She's so real ..I really love her diary

Please ignore that dolt! Asheewo whatever..stop feeding him the attention he wants , okay? Just ignore please.

Lavedaa:

Hopefully.. Its gonna be fun

Extra points? Okay oh

I'm still the boss in the house
Yes, they don't pamper me like my lil sis

She's so real ..I really love her diary

Please ignore that dolt! Asheewo whatever..stop feeding him the attention he wants , okay? Just ignore please.

oooh.. I guarantee it'll be fun..

Keep earning points and I'll surprise you at some point


Pamper you?? Are you a baby?? if you want pampering.. Go and marry nau

Yea.. She's aite.. Buh she's a uniport chiq.. Ion trust those people I studied at uniport for 1 year + some months before I left.. I saw plenty nonsense


he's not worth the attention abi?? Na kid shaa.. No more attention from now..


Hwfa na? Did you sleep good?? Watchu dream about?

Obioraaa:
oooh.. I guarantee it'll be fun..

Keep earning points and I'll surprise you at some point


Pamper you?? Are you a baby?? if you want pampering.. Go and marry nau

Yea.. She's aite.. Buh she's a uniport chiq.. Ion trust those people I studied at uniport for 1 year + some months before I left.. I saw plenty nonsense


he's not worth the attention abi?? Na kid shaa.. No more attention from now..


Hwfa na? Did you sleep good?? Watchu dream about?

. I love surprises can't wait...

What's bad in pampering me too? I was once a baby I still am

Lol Uniport.. The school is cool..just that it turns some girls into doing some slùtty shít...some girls are always trying to measure up and fit in.....God help those people ..that's where you find low self esteemed girls....

He's not worth it, yeah...ignore.. whenever you get mentions bout 'US'..just ignore..try...

Yeah I did..you left me didn't dream ...
How was yours? Dreamt bout me?

Lavedaa:

. I love surprises can't wait...

What's bad in pampering me too? I was once a baby I still am

Lol Uniport.. The school is cool..just that it turns some girls into doing some slùtty shít...some girls are always trying to measure up and fit in.....God help those people ..that's where you find low self esteemed girls....

He's not worth it, yeah...ignore.. whenever you get mentions bout 'US'..just ignore..try...

Yeah I did..you left me didn't dream ...
How was yours? Dreamt bout me?

once a baby?? I hope you don't think "always a baby" will end that sentence.. You're a grown ass woman

EVERYONE is always trying to prove a point.. Either they're better than the next person or they're the best around..in anyway atall.. one stupiid girl was using straw to drink pure water while her legs were crossed at a canteen back then and I was like "who be this goat??".. Egoistic and sycophantic_fuckers all around the school.. Now the ones that can't measure up will take to the slut life it's just stupiid! Similar thing happens with the male gender sef..


I ignored the last one and I intend to keep it that way..


I explained naa.. Network wahala.. Plus, for some strange reason, I did dream about you.. We were conversing last night n I was playing 'thinking out loud' on the Audio system.. why you no dream naa?? Are you pregnant??!

Obioraaa:
once a baby?? I hope you don't think "always a baby" will end that sentence.. You're a grown ass woman

EVERYONE is always trying to prove a point.. Either they're better than the next person or they're the best around..in anyway atall.. one stupiid girl was using straw to drink pure water while her legs were crossed at a canteen back then and I was like "who be this goat??".. Egoistic and sycophantic_fuckers all around the school.. Now the ones that can't measure up will take to the slut life it's just stupiid! Similar thing happens with the male gender sef..


I ignored the last one and I intend to keep it that way..


I explained naa.. Network wahala.. Plus, for some strange reason, I did dream about you.. We were conversing last night n I was playing 'thinking out loud' on the Audio system.. why you no dream naa?? Are you pregnant??!

Be soft hun you won't pamper me too?

Straw to drink pure water? her stupidity is beyond measures
Everyone wants to look good, but going extra Miles for that is just bad ...its just the friends some girls keep sha.. Low self esteem is just too bad ..I hate girls with that what their parents can't give they'll want to use what's in between their legs to get it..Smh for them

That's cool...

Really you dreamt bout me?
Lovely
I'm not pregnant
You haven't told me why you suggested that song...
I've got no one to think about when listening to that
I've stopped playing it...its only good for you
I play wrecking ball.

Lavedaa:

Be soft hun you won't pamper me too?

Straw to drink pure water? her stupidity is beyond measures
Everyone wants to look good, but going extra Miles for that is just bad ...its just the friends some girls keep sha.. Low self esteem is just too bad ..I hate girls with that what their parents can't give they'll want to use what's in between their legs to get it..Smh for them

That's cool...

Really you dreamt bout me?
Lovely
You haven't told me why you suggested that song...
I've got no one to think about when listening to that
I've stopped playing it...its only good for you
I play wrecking ball.

pamper you for what naa?


Na their problem.. At the end of the day.. They'll be moving from one church to another in search of innocent brothers to dump their acquired demons on..

Yea.. I did, in the dream you were buying pure water on the road then one big trailer came out from no where and...


I told you.. I just like the song.. It feels like a drug to me..

think of your brother or your mum... Anybody.. I think it'll create a stronger bond between you and the person
Lol.. Only good for me?? Imagine!!

Wrecking ball?? after wrecking ball.. Play Roll it by P.square.. Smh

Obioraaa:
pamper you for what naa?


Na their problem.. At the end of the day.. They'll be moving from one church to another in search of innocent brothers to dump their acquired demons on..

Yea.. I did, in the dream you were buying pure water on the road then one big trailer came out from no where and...


I told you.. I just like the song.. It feels like a drug to me..

think of your brother or your mum... Anybody.. I think it'll create a stronger bond between you and the person
Lol.. Only good for me?? Imagine!!

Wrecking ball?? after wrecking ball.. Play Roll it by P.square.. Smh

That's sad! Okay don't....

the guys aren't innocent too

Hunni what? Trailer? That's some bad dream..you kidding right?

Mum or brother? You okay?
I think about them everyday ..it can't be when I'm listening to that song, I've stopped playing it
Yeah nau, its good for you, abi nah lie?

P-square's musics' sucks...I don't like it..suggest something appealing to the ears

Lavedaa:

That's sad! Okay don't....

the guys aren't innocent too

Hunni what? Trailer? That's some bad dream..you kidding right?

Mum or brother? You okay?
I think about them everyday ..it can't be when I'm listening to that song, I've stopped playing it
Yeah nau, its good for you, abi nah lie?

P-square's musics' sucks...I don't like it..suggest something appealing to the ears

well, the guys are innocent.. But are less demon vectors than women

Lol.. Yea, it's good for me.. I'm sentimental about songs oo.. I use songs to remember events a lot.. So, wetin I like fit no be wetin you go like.. But, if you can get 'Let your hair down' and 'No way No' by Magic.. You'll just sit inside my head..

even you sef hate p square their music? You just earned yourself more points ahswear!..

Obioraaa:
well, the guys are innocent.. But are less demon vectors than women

Lol.. Yea, it's good for me.. I'm sentimental about songs oo.. I use songs to remember events a lot.. So, wetin I like fit no be wetin you go like.. But, if you can get 'Let your hair down' and 'No way No' by Magic.. You'll just sit inside my head..

even you sef hate p square their music? You just earned yourself more points ahswear!..

Everybody with their different wahala

Oh that's cool..we two different people so? You don't expect us to like same thing
I just went through the lyrics of 'let your hair down' its lovely I must say but hmmm..I'm speechless...

Waiting for my surprise package anyways

Hunni why the 'f' behind your moniker?

Lavedaa:


Everybody with their different wahala

Oh that's cool..we two different people so? You don't expect us to like same thing
I just went through the lyrics of 'let your hair down' its lovely I must say but hmmm..I'm speechless...

Waiting for my surprise package anyways

Hunni why the 'f' behind your moniker?

yep.. But I can force my preferences on you

Hehe.. What kinda songa do you like?? Are you as sentimental about songs as I am??

Iono if this is too much.. But, so.. What do you think 'Let your hair down' says about me?

Hehe.. All in good time.. The package will come in a buttload....


I wan find small trouble this morning.. Trouble dy hungry me..

Obioraaa:
yep.. But I can force my preferences on you

Hehe.. What kinda songa do you like?? Are you as sentimental about songs as I am??

Iono if this is too much.. But, so.. What do you think 'Let your hair down' says about me?

Hehe.. All in good time.. The package will come in a buttload....


I wan find small trouble this morning.. Trouble dy hungry me..

Lavedaa:

Force them on me? You think its gonna work? Well it depends...


Hip hops. R&B...yeah I am..but I just feel its bad at times..letting my emotions take over when I'm playing songs lol...

Uhmm, I'll download it, but hey..you said I'm gonna sit in your when you play that?
What it says about you? It came to me like you just one romantic guy out there....

Be careful anyways..

it gonna work oo... Hmmm.. I see an opening to make shiit easy... Depends on what??


Hip Hop.. Hmmm.. You like Rap? I can relate who's ya best rapper??... That's the whole idea of music.. Helping you covey/keep more in touch with your emotions.. It either suppresses or amplify your emtions..

It'll make me happy if you download em... Yea, you'll see a little bit more of what I'm about when you listen to em..


Nawao.. Na romance enter ya mind because I dy frequent for romance section or wetin??


aww.. You care.. Yea, I'll be careful.. What have you eaten sef??

Obioraaa:
it gonna work oo... Hmmm.. I see an opening to make shiit easy... Depends on what??


Hip Hop.. Hmmm.. You like Rap? I can relate who's ya best rapper??... That's the whole idea of music.. Helping you covey/keep more in touch with your emotions.. It either suppresses or amplify your emtions..

It'll make me happy if you download em... Yea, you'll see a little bit more of what I'm about when you listen to em..


Nawao.. Na romance enter ya mind because I dy frequent for romance section or wetin??


aww.. You care.. Yea, I'll be careful.. What have you eaten sef??

On your choice....anyways you'll have to come out clean so I know if I can deal...

I can't go a day without listening to Drake's song

Okay hunni..since its gonna make you happy ..I will

I didn't mean that

I haven't eaten lol... But I'm hungry...don't know what to eat...moments I miss my mum...
At home we eat as early as 7:30

Lavedaa:


On your choice....anyways you'll have to come out clean so I know if I can deal...

I can't go a day without listening to Drake's song

Okay hunni..since its gonna make you happy ..I will

I didn't mean that

I haven't eaten lol... But I'm hungry...don't know what to eat...moments I miss my mum...
At home we eat as early as 7:30

Lol.. I think there's sth mutual.. Like we both have the reluctance to come out 'clean'.. Correct me if I'm wrong..


you're a drake fan??!!! Getout isalie!





Lol.. I knew what you meant.. I just wanted to be the least silly..


eeya.. Den go home naaa...

Abeg.. Gab eat sth ooo.. Anything, even if you just mix milk n milo or sth.. Then chow with the least bread.. This week na your time.. Abi.. Have you forgotten??

Obioraaa:
Lol.. I think there's sth mutual.. Like we both have the reluctance to come out 'clean'.. Correct me if I'm wrong..


you're a drake fan??!!! Getout isalie!





Lol.. I knew what you meant.. I just wanted to be the least silly..


eeya.. Den go home naaa...

Abeg.. Gab eat sth ooo.. Anything, even if you just mix milk n milo or sth.. Then chow with the least bread.. This week na your time.. Abi.. Have you forgotten??

Mutual? get that off your mind..I've got nothing in my cupboard.. Even if I got..I ain't saying nothing you can spill..nothing bad

I should get out?

You keep reminding me, are we going through it together?
I'll eat...I think I got small golden morn..

Lavedaa:


Mutual? get that off your mind..I've got nothing in my cupboard.. Even if I got..I ain't saying nothing you can spill..nothing bad

I should get out?

You keep reminding me, are we going through it together?
I'll eat...I think I got small golden morn..

well, you can't expect me to "unveil" if you "aint saying anything"... The reluctance in both of us is there.. I was right


Lol.. I didn't mean that in a rude way.. I'm just psyched.. drake is like my elder brother.. When I lost my other phone where I had almost everything he has ever done.. I almost spilled a tear.. I'm a drake fan.. I try to fake his voice sometimes.. Till date I can still rap headlines from beginning to end without making a single mistake .. This isn't weird.. Is it?


Sorry ooo I've seen girls lose it completely because of 'IT' ooh.. So, I'm just concerned.. The least I can do .. But seems I don't need to

Yea.. Eat golden morn.. Good for you it is

Obioraaa:
well, you can't expect me to "unveil" if you "aint saying anything"... The reluctance in both of us is there.. I was right


Lol.. I didn't mean that in a rude way.. I'm just psyched.. drake is like my elder brother.. When I lost my other phone where I had almost everything he has ever done.. I almost spilled a tear.. I'm a drake fan.. I try to fake his voice sometimes.. Till date I can still rap headlines from beginning to end without making a single mistake .. This isn't weird.. Is it?


Sorry ooo I've seen girls lose it completely because of 'IT' ooh.. So, I'm just concerned.. The least I can do .. But seems I don't need to

Yea.. Eat golden morn.. Good for you it is

Okay? Keep it personal then..I guess it isn't important

Thought you dont like him oo cause everyone i come across loves Drake ...Uhmm it isn't ..you've got a nice voice anyways I think I like it...

You know I didn't mean that ..don't take it seriously

And what have you eaten?

Lavedaa:

Okay? Keep it personal then..I guess it isn't important

Thought you dont like him oo cause everyone i come across loves Drake ...Uhmm it isn't ..you've got a nice voice anyways I think I like it...

You know I didn't mean that ..don't take it seriously

And what have you eaten?

I know say you no understand me.. But no wahala..


Why I no go like drake?

thank you.. I think I like your voice too

Uuuh.. I ate the ish I told you to eat.. Bread n tea.. Wasn't impressive, but I just dealt with it.. Can't wait to go back to school...I'm tired of everything.. Especially my mother

Obioraaa:
I know say you no understand me.. But no wahala..


Why I no go like drake?

thank you.. I think I like your voice too

Uuuh.. I ate the ish I told you to eat.. Bread n tea.. Wasn't impressive, but I just dealt with it.. Can't wait to go back to school...I'm tired of everything.. Especially my mother

That's why I have you ..help me with that...help make me understand you better...

Bread and tea isn't bad ..what has mummy done?

Lavedaa:

That's why I have you ..help me with that...help make me understand you better...

Bread and tea isn't bad ..what has mummy done?

not now.. I'm in the wrong mood now.. I'm not calm right now.. Craze dy worry me right now.. I need to display my craze


Isn't bad?? The shiit I eat almost every morning in school beats bread n tea.. : my compound in school, out of 6 rooms on our side.. We're the only boys we dy barely cook..


she's annoying jarre.. The motherly care don too much.. I'm tired of it

Obioraaa:
not now.. I'm in the wrong mood now.. I'm not calm right now.. Craze dy worry me right now.. I need to display my craze


Isn't bad?? The shiit I eat almost every morning in school beats bread n tea.. : my compound in school, out of 6 rooms on our side.. We're the only boys we dy barely cook..


she's annoying jarre.. The motherly care don too much.. I'm tired of it

Whenever!!!
You need rehab, what's wrong with you today?

Before now, I take tea almost every morning..that's the best thing for breakfast...or you want Eba early in the morning?
Like you can't cook?

You should appreciate mum... some people are badly in need of that care you find annoying

Lavedaa:

Whenever!!!
You need rehab, what's wrong with you today?

Before now, I take tea almost every morning..that's the best thing for breakfast...or you want Eba early in the morning?
Like you can't cook?

You should appreciate mum... some people are badly in need of that care you find annoying

I really don't know.. I guess I have to calm down

Lol.. Eba aint a bad idea nau.. I can warm shiit, not that I can't cook at all.. I know how to cook one or two.. don't attack me with my cooking

Uuuuh.. I guess one never really knows what he has until it's gone..but gohforbid shaa..

Thing is... She misses me too much.. She wants to figure out everything about me... She wants me to tell her everything.. She wants to provide everything for me.. Even when I was working.. She still dy ask if I need money...( Jesus!! I felt embarrassed! Na me suppose to dy ask you if you need money.. This woman sef ) even at my age, with all these beards on my face.. The woman still comes to check on me early in the morning ..she wants me to sit and gist with her for long hours.. .. I don't know how to sit and gist with somebody.. Na listen I dy listen.. ... But maybe I'm not appreciating what I have enough..

Obioraaa:
I really don't know.. I guess I have to calm down

Lol.. Eba aint a bad idea nau.. I can warm shiit, not that I can't cook at all.. I know how to cook one or two.. don't attack me with my cooking

Uuuuh.. I guess one never really knows what he has until it's gone..but gohforbid shaa..

Thing is... She misses me too much.. She wants to figure out everything about me... She wants me to tell her everything.. She wants to provide everything for me.. Even when I was working.. She still dy ask if I need money...( Jesus!! I felt embarrassed! Na me suppose to dy ask you if you need money.. This woman sef ) even at my age, with all these beards on my face.. The woman still comes to check on me early in the morning ..she wants me to sit and gist with her for long hours.. .. I don't know how to sit and gist with somebody.. Na listen I dy listen.. ... But maybe I'm not appreciating what I have enough..

Not guess, calm down sweetheart
Will you?

One or two? Noodles? hey bad boy, you can't cook

I'm in love with your mummy already that's the best mum one can have..she's a true friend
Start appreciating mum okay? Even if she does all that, its just the best way she can prove her love to the lovely son she's got...so many people are out there wishing to have one to call mum

You got beards?

Lavedaa:


Not guess, calm down sweetheart
Will you?

One or two? Noodles? hey bad boy, you can't cook

I'm in love with your mummy already that's the best mum one can have..she's a true friend
Start appreciating mum okay? Even if she does all that, its just the best way she can prove her love to the lovely son she's got...so many people are out there wishing to have one to call mum

I became calm the moment I saw 'sweetheart'

I can't cook?? Make I catch you for beans cook off first.. I go just disgrace you

Lol.. Now you sound like one old woman..

But yea.. I'll definitely do what you have said..

Obioraaa:
I became calm the moment I saw 'sweetheart'

I can't cook?? Make I catch you for beans cook off first.. I go just disgrace you

Lol.. Now you sound like one old woman..

But yea.. I'll definitely do what you have said..

I didn't know I have a way of doing that you slowly becoming my best on here

You wish I'm good oo good cooking skills....

An old woman? Now I'm feeling like I'm old
Since you'll adhere to what I've told you..then its fine

Got beards?

Lavedaa:


I didn't know I have a way of doing that you slowly becoming my best on here

You wish I'm good oo good cooking skills....

An old woman? Now I'm feeling like I'm old
Since you'll adhere to what I've told you..then its fine

Got beards?

slowly becoming your best??.. Hmmm


I know akwa Ibom people can cook craze... But with the praises I've got from my beans ehn.. If you cook beans pass me.. Na jazz you use

Yea.. I've got beards..but ion look like timaya or phyno.. I trim em right.. Just enough to make me look up to age.. I have a child's face..

Obioraaa:
slowly becoming your best??.. Hmmm


I know akwa Ibom people can cook craze... But with the praises I've got from my beans ehn.. If you cook beans pass me.. Na jazz you use

Yea.. I've got beards..but ion look like timaya or phyno.. I trim em right.. Just enough to make me look up to age.. I have a child's face..

Don't be so sure jazz keh? The day you taste mine..you'll lways ask for more

Oh"" the baby look.. bit it's cool lol

Lavedaa:



Don't be so sure jazz keh? The day you taste mine..you'll lways ask for more

Oh"" the baby look.. bit it's cool lol

I cook beans pass you!


Cool?? one small girl in my dept looked at my face and said "obiora.. You be small pikin oo.. See your face"..

I warn her that day ehn.. Say if na play.. Make she stop am... Wush kyn talk be that? Na insult oo