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My 20 Prophesy For The Year 2015 by dapsonjegz(m): 4:36pm On Jan 16, 2015
Finally, here are my 20 prophecies for the year
2015.... (part 1)
1) Someone called Emeka, a medical student in
Absu will buy recharge card before the end of
this year.
2) Many people in Ebonyi state will buy bags of
rice before July.
3) A girl named Rita will eat yam and stew before the end of January.
4) I prophesy that many people in the world will
observe Valentine's day (even thought its
election day this year).
5) Someone must marry in this world before the
end of this 2015.
6) I see many pregnant women giving birth this
year.
7) I prophesy that there will be many graduates
in Nigeria this year.
cool Elections must hold in Nigeria this year.
9) I see many people eating food this year.
10) I hear sounds of rain in this country. Rain
must fall before this year ends.
11) I see children going to school this year.
12) Someone must buy a brand new car before
this year runs out.
13) PDP must win in at least one state. Same with APC.
14) I see a student buying a laptop this year for
her project.
15) I prophesy that before the end of August,
some of my friends on Facebook will go for
service.
16) I see new jobs for some people before
September.
17) A new person must join whatsapp before
June.
18) 2face must release an album this year. Same
with Phyno.
19) Some of you reading this post must
comment.
20) The year 2015 must eventually give way for
2016.
#laffawayursorrowjoor
Re: My 20 Prophesy For The Year 2015 by Truth24(m): 4:40pm On Jan 16, 2015
#Wicked

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