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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 10:13pm On Jan 19, 2015
Is DIS-GUY and OBI-NOW a moderator.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:35pm On Jan 19, 2015
Just finished watching this P0rn0 where the women were having sex with their biological kid. Starring : Pamela andherSon.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 19, 2015
War determines not who is right....but who is left

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:58pm On Jan 19, 2015
The title of that Nico & Vinz song is 'That's Just How I Feel'. Or am I wrong?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:17pm On Jan 19, 2015
Missmossy:
int
Lollz thanks

Come into my cave of life, I promise not to put you in a cave grin
lol I don't mind being in ur cave. As long as I know U ORE MINE.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:19pm On Jan 19, 2015
vickyozohu:
Nice thread,I don't know how to create puns so den I guess I would just have fun watching the pun masters do their tin
lol u could give it a try. Its actually very easy.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:27pm On Jan 19, 2015
missterious:


This took a while to understand. Chai. embarassed
lol it happens
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:34pm On Jan 19, 2015
nwadiuko1:
War determines not who is right....but who is left

If the bad eggs in the group are LEFT, we won't be AL-RIGHT

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:39pm On Jan 19, 2015
Why are corrections given in the board? To WRITE your WRONGS.

I put in the WRONG ink, so the pen won't WRITE.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tylenol: 11:56pm On Jan 19, 2015
Won't forget the first pun I ever recognised. English teacher in secondary school explaining what a pun was. It goes:

Don't kill your wife with hard work, let hoover do it!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by mistytohcute(f): 12:00am On Jan 20, 2015
in order to be EARNEST, i married ERNEST

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:00am On Jan 20, 2015
Morning people.

I was so scared of waking up late for skul that I was up all night thinking of what I could do. When finally it dawned on me. There was no cause for alarm

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:14am On Jan 20, 2015
Maybe i cud just write (right) my wrongs.
You need an organ donor, u no get liver
blood in my eye, am AMMO RAGING (haemorhaging)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:15am On Jan 20, 2015
If you dont start, you can never stop.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:17am On Jan 20, 2015
Apologies to fashion police, today i feel like wearing my heart on my sleeves

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:05pm On Jan 20, 2015
Eke40seven:


If the bad eggs in the group are LEFT, we won't be AL-RIGHT
word!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:07pm On Jan 20, 2015
Since u failed to plan....I think you intentionally planned to fail

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:19pm On Jan 20, 2015
Dad: why did they arrest you from the school
Shekarau: I had C4
Dad: what?
Shekarau: in my waec I mean

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:32pm On Jan 20, 2015
nwadiuko1:
Dad: why did they arrest you from the school
Shekarau: I had C4
Dad: what?
Shekarau: in my waec I mean
dad: why were u arrested frm sch
son: i had c4 in my english paper...
EOD

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:39pm On Jan 20, 2015
the girl upstairs asked me what i parked under (honda)....
....and that was the end of disussion (EOD)
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:46pm On Jan 20, 2015
she was jailed yesterday because she saw somebody kill a mr nobody the other day, today its her, tomorrow it could be anybody...
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2015
illicit:

dad: why were u arrested frm sch
son: i had c4 in my english paper...
EOD
sounds better

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 1:02pm On Jan 20, 2015
I turned to my RIGHT-HAND and my HAND remained at the left.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 1:30pm On Jan 20, 2015
My girl said shez right.....well I left

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 1:51pm On Jan 20, 2015
The is an example of Just A Position(juxtaposition)
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 2map(m): 1:52pm On Jan 20, 2015
I never knew it was bad to eat on the road until I got hit.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 2map(m): 1:55pm On Jan 20, 2015
Quickly rushed down the coffee in the mug, barely 10mins walk from my house to my place of work,
I got mugged!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 2:14pm On Jan 20, 2015
Where are my fvcking HOES at.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 2:20pm On Jan 20, 2015
The north Hannahs are beautiful!

Wife: You're just too poor, when are you going to make it!

Me: When I get to Naira Land

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 2:28pm On Jan 20, 2015
Which one of these Hoes in the Lobby wanna Slob me.


Mr Parker is the Parker of the car in the CARPACK
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2015
Arguing with my boyfriend inside his speeding CAR, he just shouted "I need a BRAKE!".

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2015
before the children boarded the TRAIN, the officer said to the parents "Make sure you pay your loved one's FARE WELL.(pay well and say goodbye)

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