Tonniey:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other things being equal, what is the expected price of petrol per litre?

Jonathan: N87. 

Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who doesn't know simple arithmetic?

Teacher: buhari what is d answer?

Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so our change formular is;
 If N119 changed to N49 
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27

Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?

Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market woman can solve it.

Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE...



Even if change is inevitable, its my buari/osibanjo dat will effect such.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Free internet services

he would cancel the illegal toll fees.

He would make lagos a better place, only Jimi agbage can make lagos a better state.

Jimi agbage till 2023
jonathan till 2019.

[size=18pt]IDIOTIC FOOLS WILL BELIEVE ANOTHER BARE FACED PDP LIAR.

JIMI AGBAJE THAT IS VERY STINGY?

IS FREE INTERNET WHAT LAGOSANS NEED MOST?[/size]

z3us:

BLOODY LIE.........PERSON WEH BLOCK HIN OFFICE WIFI.....#IRANU

lmao..... are u serious abt dis?

All them 2015 political aspirants of both federal and state level are nincompoops.
Last set was even better.
Gosh!

anonimi:



Buhari sounds even MORE clueless with his N5,000 dash dash to 25 million unemployed Nigerians that equates to N1.5 trillion over 12 months . That is 1/3rd of our 2014 budget oh! Chai!!!
Does he want to make all Nigerians into almajiris and area boys ni, abi wetin

Unlike the Jonathan/Sambo federal administration that is implementing policies, reviving & expanding infrastructures to create a better environment for private investors who can create JOBS, JOBS and even more JOBS such that we can all earn our living in DIGNITY.

Why would any right thinking Nigerian choose to be made a beggar in order to live






Kai Buhari!!!
#liberate-Lagos

Network operators will fight you oh!

Yeye 1kbps

sokera:
Politician can lie ... See he face mumu...

Muchechecheche, you sure say u fine reach the man... Lmao!




[size=16pt]Lagosians vote for me. I will provide free kpekus for all male and free dildoz for all females... [/size]

[size=18pt]IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REAL JIMI AGBAJE, GO AND ASK HOW MUCH HE PAYS HIS WORKERS.HE SPENDS MORE ON VANITY THAN CHARITY.[/size]

Now this man is going to win wif this kind of offer! Whoever told him to blurt out this lie(xcept if he rly kips to his word) is rly wise!

This is achievable. Its done in uk. some buses have free WiFi and some eateries too.
You never know how important internet is until u have access to it at very low rate. once its on few brt,its as good as being all over lagos.
This is same way people would have laughed at anybody who promised gsm for all in 1980. Now its achievable.

www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/11016941/Transport-for-London-trials-free-WiFi-on-buses.html


https://www.trentbarton.co.uk/home/freewifi

I can say it categorically that this promise can not stand the test of the day. Do you know how much it cost to pay for a Bandwidth in Nigeria? Politician can lie, they will tell you they want to construct flyover on Atlantic Ocean, they will tell you they will channel Crude oil enter your papa house just to get your vote. Once the enter, nah another stories....

Abeg make the man free us with this......I dey look sha.....

argon500:

Guy abeg talk something else.. free internet abi wetin u talk? You can't even afford to pay only youtube talkess of other sites.. Yeye dey smell

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

So free internet access implies he'd pay every site? You're so full of clues!

Jeez! Nigerian education has detoriated to the minimum!

Mynd44:

How does that make Lagos better? places alreadt give free wifi. Some shops do that immediately you enter.

I dont see how this affects anyone except for those who wanna do Yahoo

What about those doing legalized and licensed business online?Will they not benefit from it?

candy:
Lies from the pit of hell! Funny how politricians just make promises they have no plans or even the will to fulfil! Ask him how he plans to give free internet...he has no clue!

Talk about cluelessness..thats the most common trait you find in that party filled with nuffin but useless and corrupt bunch of "poliSHITians!

lekkie073:
Free internet across Lagos does nor necessarily mean free internet everywhere...
It might be locationbased........just like hotspots

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And this is his priority?

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Hahahaha. Who will pay the ISP's? This is the most ridiculous promise ever made by any politician. And to think I was considering him! PDP can no longer produce a real leader. It's just beyond them.

Ambode just asked the people at the Kosofe rally if free internet is what is important to them, the answer was a resounding no

Mynd44:

This Agbaje guy is a special type of clown. Now I am forced to think Koro is better than him

When this supposed "clown" do am,nah u go enjoy d awuuf pass.Now nah clown because it seems impossible.We too dey dey negative we naija people,who says its not possible.Anyway Nice campaign_____bad guy!

cococandy:
All them 2015 political aspirants of both federal and state level are nincompoops.
Last set was even better.
Gosh!

(Un)Fortunately we have to choose among those who have PRESENTED themselves and elect the LEAST bad in each category.










Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

HugeCock:
Most young ppl will fall for this trick. Who doesn't want free internet? Unfortunately dat wont happen.

only the young ones wey no get sense....

Mynd44:

This Agbaje guy is a special type of clown. Now I am forced to think Koro is better than him

Pls keep quite if countries like Ukraine, Nigeria is richer than have all free internet I wonder why not Nigeria.

When there is no vision the people perish..

Great news to dem yahoo boys

Fashola just finished him at the Kosofe rally, says he is showing his inexperience he should go and ask his boss at Abuja to first give us electricity. Says Jimi is ignorant and it is showing

BEFORE YOU START CAMPAIGNING FOR ALL THIS POLITICIANS ANALYSE THEIR MANIFESTO VERY WELL AND THINK WELL

Free internet is NOT A POSSIBLE in any growing society after all telecoms providers has to be pay their staffs and also maintain their equipments to provide service.
There will be no internet service provider willing to give internet free because cost of doing business in this country is on a very high side.
We leak electricity supply in abundant and everyday telecom operators spend so much money on their generator sets running before they can provide a signal bar of signal. So where will the telecoms company find the free money to provide you free internet? In England there's no free wifi except from the underground train stations and restaurants which will provide you internet based on some terms and conditions or indirect payments like your meals and travel fare. Even if government should reduce petrol to 87 naira a litre, free internet will not be possible in this environment. Please analyse their promises before you vote.

NOTE: I am not supporting any political party, they are all the same set of people in the system. I need someone fresh.

Well this goes to show that fashola has developed the state in terms of infrastructure so well that Lagosians problem now na MB. Ok watching in 4d

And some gullible lagosians will actually believe him

Free internet at what speed? Having free internet is not the thing but being able to use the internet. We still struggle to open a single page on paid internet not to talk of free internet, , It will take 2 weeks to load a nairaland website. I think these guys should solve power problems and leave all this free-to-air promises. Internet is not our problem, afterall, we need power to use the internet, charge our fones and the rest.

Wow! You should be sure of my vote. I will certainly mobilize my internet friends to vote for u

Lagos people Vote Agbaje and act, interact and move very well in this Global Village, which the Universe has become.

[size=20pt]Internet service without steady power supply.[/size]



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THIS MAN NAH CLOWN[/size]

Tonniey:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other things being equal, what is the expected price of petrol per litre?

Jonathan: N87. 

Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who doesn't know simple arithmetic?

Teacher: buhari what is d answer?

Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so our change formular is;
 If N119 changed to N49 
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27

Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?

Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market woman can solve it.

Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE...



Even if change is inevitable, its my buari/osibanjo dat will effect such.

its not that simple, apples to apples comparison dictates crude oil is not equal to petrol. usually the price of petrol involves other costs such as refining factored in.

nonetheless, anything more than 45/liter is criminal.

Lmao!!! Baba trying to buy the votes of the internet users... this is utter crap.. even in very more advanced countries sef, there is no free internet for the inhabitants of a certain area... the freeest internet you can have is wifi hotspots in some very designated locations where people coverge daily.. and even at that, its not totally free. 1hr free internet access max.. question for agbaje.. how many gb is one internet user entitled to and how does he intend paying the monthlyy bills? Useless desperate promise..