Yes, men tell women what we think you want to hear because let's face it: you're the ones deciding if there'll be sex tonight or not.

If you ask guys to communicate, they think it's a trap. Women say they want men to be honest but when men open up, women don't like the answers.

Here, YourTango presents 10 things men tell their buddies that they don't tell their wives and girlfriends:

1 Yes, it's about sex. Men like sex; men like variety. Men like women that enjoy sex, enjoy variety, and are active partners in sex. Period.

2 A man is less likely to feel romantic if a woman is making his life miserable. If you want to cuddle, don't start a fight over leaving the toilet seat up or not taking out the garbage, Buzzkill.

3 Men are passionate about the things women hate. In general, when men tell you they don't like cartoons, stoner movies, action movies, motorcycles, South Park, sports, firearms, the Simpsons, and ESPN, they're lying so that they can have sex with you.

4Men don't like women's entertainment. They'd rather eat glass than watch Bridget Jones, but they will watch it for sex.

5 There's only 24 hours in a day. Eight hours of sleep, ten hours at work, two hours commute, 90 minutes at the gym, 90 minutes cooking/eating/washing up leaves only one hour each day for "us" or "me" time. Keep your expectations reasonable.

6 Women have cold hands, feet, butts, and other body parts. Men are not your personal heaters. Warm them or keep them to yourself.

7 A man's willingness to put up with a women's b.s. is directly proportional to how hot they are. Yes, men will kiss a beautiful women's ass for sex; that doesn't mean you're going to get the same treatment.

8 When women say they want to sit down and talk, men hear "I'm pissed." You never want to talk about things they like, such as sports, so telling them you want to talk sends the signal that you want to bring up something that's bothering you. Try fooling them once in a while by actually talking about something the opposite sex is interested in. Men have to do that all the time: it's called dating.

9 Men hate dating because they have to lie. Lying isn't fun. They can't wait to be married so they can really tell you how they feel about Bridget Jones. Unless he's a jerk, a man's happiest day is when he no longer has to lie to have sex.

10 Working out doesn't count unless you sweat. They don't want to hear about how tough your yoga class was if all the girls in class are wearing full faces of makeup.

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lols...everything herein is very correct.

I thought I would see where he hides his money?

Na for gate I for block my Hubby today.

AutosBay:
True talk but ladies I know you people will start using this as tactics to know men, but men have different playing formations, this is just 4-4-2 formation.

We I thought 4-4-2 is a legit formation na, abi una done change to 3-5-2? Please tell us o, so we can prepare counter attack for una, u guys are too skillful.

Kachisbarbie:
lols...everything herein is very correct.

I thought I would see where he hides his money?

Na for gate I for block my Hubby today.

FrancisTony:
Rubbish! I hate generalisation.

5minsmadness:

That's cos you 're gay

Men hate dating because they have to lie. Lying isn't fun. They can't wait to be married so they can really tell you how they feel about Bridget Jones. Unless he's a jerk, a man's happiest day is when he no longer has to lie to have sex.

Allureoftheseas:
Hmmm, I can have sex whenever I want, don't have to lie to get it, bigger than that na, what are you handsome for

Superleo:

Cute guys don't brag.
Even if they brag, they will have a picture to proove it.
You are ugly.

Allureoftheseas:


Hey LOW LIFE, don't quote me again, aii? I am not bragging and I wasn't even talking to you, I uploaded my pics, most people have seen it, infact why would a high class graduate with good cerfticate like me be talking to a low life like you , i forbid it! If you have any problem, go hug transformer, I nor send you, don't come here and show you are from a poor family, poverty don block your brain.