^{munching on some apple, then drinks a cup of cold water}

God! that was some Drama
i can still feel my razzled emotions
me want more
and Epi cant join please

since we have all 'forgotten' this thread, ill bump it back to life

sure
am waiting

_{jumps on d stage, grabs d mic from , . . . . . . well, , whoever, . . . . .}



i spit fire,
i tempt u, me to hire,

like a matador,
i break all them doors,

my lines are so tight,
the pretenders take to flight,

i come to shine the light,
and take u onboard a journey of boutiful delight.

i know u want me baby,
coming close to me acting like my lady,

ur figure sure got me all crazy,
making me feel like d i c k tracy,

but lets take it slow,
come closer, bend down, and give me d blow. . . . . .

oh yeah baby, am ccccoming,
u got me all sssscreaming,

u want more of me,
then come roll with me,

u wanna know where?
well, its an island with no sphere,

so let's go thereeeeeeeee,
i promise to make u feel so well



_{hmmm, walks off d stage,
looks around,
where is epi?}

_{Picks mike up,
Walks confidently upstage,
sees crowd and freezes}

I. . . I. . . never before this.

I mean I've never done this before

Oh dear, are we supposed to rhyme?

I'm sorry I didn't have the time

to read through the rules


_{wipes sweat off face}

Can I start all over please?

I promise not to freeze

Not that I have much to say

I only came here to play

To have a little fun

I'll take my leave once I'm done

_{*bursts into tears*}

Oh God! I'm falling apart here

Because I am not as confident as I appear!!

_{Wipes catarrh and Saliva}

I'm sorry, so sorry I wasted your time

With all my incoherent rhymes.

_{Drops mike and runs off stage}

_{runs after her, then stops, and walks back to d stage, and picks up d mic
hmmm,. . . . . . . .nice ass}



my dear sisi,
is ur name risi,
or maybe u are jinxed,
and u are yet to get linked,
open mic night,
its all about the camera, actions and lights,
its not a must u must rhyme,
just enjoy ur stage time,
u don't really have to say much
just let go take lunch
then we can go have some fun,
interlaced with plenty of hip hop, afro-pop and funk,
u ready for d big stage?
then come on out of ur self imposed cage,
u neva done it before?
well, just count up to forty four,
u ready to play,
cos am an expert in fore-play,
just let go of ur fright,
and u will surely c d lite.
neva forget to always enjoy it,
neva u, endure it.


_{drops d mic, pulls out his pants, walks off towards his princess butt naked,
with d ladies grabbin his ass and, , . . . . . .(well u know what ) , as he walks by}

olulu!!!!
u are one freaky papi!

bluespice:

olulu!!!!
u are one freaky papi!

I agreeeeee!

I'm definitely staying off the stage now!!

thats freaking

bluespice:

olulu!!!!
u are one freaky papi!

Sisi Jinx:

I agreeeeee!

I'm definitely staying off the stage now!!

princesa:

thats freaking

freaking?
hmmmm, wateva,

freaking coooking,
makes for good eating

Epi walk up on the stage swinging her hips and walk towards Olulu –grabs mic

I am looking for a man to cool me off
Must be tall not looking for a dwarf
I am looking for a man to sit on
Can’t be weak must be strong
I am looking for a man to teach me dirty tricks
So when making love to me I am bound to do some lyrics


Crowd: mouth hang open in shock staring at Epi
Epi: Put hands over face, looking through fingers with one eye -
Place the mic on the floor quietly and jump through a side window

_{Claps my hand on the blunt creativity of the lady}

epi:

Epi walk up on the stage swinging her hips and walk towards Olulu –grabs mic

I am looking for a man to cool me off
Must be tall not looking for a dwarf
I am looking for a man to sit on
Can’t be weak must be strong
I am looking for a man to teach me dirty tricks
So when making love to me I am bound to do some lyrics


Crowd: mouth hang open in shock staring at Epi
Epi: Put hands over face, looking through fingers with one eye -
Place the mic on the floor quietly and jump through a side window

hmmmmm, flash in d pan?
or is she 4real?
hmmmmmm, i wonder,
i just wonder

a vote from me . . . . . she's for real
go on show her what she's missing

Anyone judging the performances?

cvibe:

Anyone judging the performances?

Usually there is a judge to announce the winner (best poet) for open mic.  I thought about mentioning it but kept quiet instead. Why?  From my (notice I say my) personal experience, some (notice I say some) folks are very "touchy".  For me, the internet is all fun.  I don't take it personally meaning, I can be your worst enemy today and your best friend tomorrow(their opinion vs my opinion),  . . . .after all,  I don't know anyone on here personally.   Ok, I am lying, I know 3 ppl on here personally.

Since you mentioned it.  I select you to be the judge .  What say u?


1 Love

** stands up from her seat at the empty table**

30 years of romance,
i gave you all my life.
a song for all the good times we had
and an endless stream of songs we have,
a tear for every bad time we shared and
an endless stream of water we have,
You.
my darling you.
you were my reason to live,
my reason to make the effort to take the next breath,
and *chuckle* so many breaths did i take
when i found out
when i found out the light in my life was gone
the reason for my existence had vanished
*sob* literally

That morning i walked in on you
on both of you
i walked in on the reason for my existence lying prone
prone in a pool of his own blood

cradling our son
or what was left of him

**downs her margarita as she seats with the now steady but silent stream of tears coursing down her cheeks**

pardon me but can the following people
kindly post on here b4 i bite their heads off!!!

sisjinx as much as i love u twinie ill lovingly bite ur head off if u leave this topic without gracing it with a reply in the course of this week!

kay9 dearie trust me u dont wanna see me mad

cayon sweetey, uve been the good one of the lot
really u havent been bad at all im just craving for some of ur writing thasall

stephenP where the hell is this fuyne man?
mister ur being cute will not make me bite ur head off but i sure will do something crazy if u dont post something
and something to make up for the lost time at that!

what a rush when embellished thoughts are read
olulu and princess please get a hotel bed
and when you are through come back to the thread
instead of all the naughty things that have been said
the silence returns, no more thoughts stream from my head
so i continue to read, until new rhymes are bred

Asan, nairaland is a perfect bed for me
I had the nicest fun there you see
A perfect man held high my dreams
And perfectly I was on angel’s wing
Even in sixth cloud, try it and high you’d feel
But anyway I accept, tis a wrong place
With the likes off you half way on my pace
Acting so like a mother to some sort of babe
Anyway it was fun while it last
And I would do it any oda day
Its never a might on my part
So be free girl it’s open mic night

aslan333:

what a rush when embellished thoughts are read
olulu and princess please get a hotel bed
and when you are through come back to the thread
instead of all the naughty things that have been said
the silence returns, no more thoughts stream from my head
so i continue to read, until new rhymes are bred

loads his shot gun,
polish his hunting knives
hmmm, ok o, whether na ur bed i go come use sef.

princesa:

Asan, nairaland is a perfect bed for me
I had the nicest fun there you see
A perfect man held high my dreams
And perfectly I was on angel’s wing
Even in sixth cloud, try it and high you’d feel
But anyway I accept, tis a wrong place
With the likes off you half way on my pace
Acting so like a mother to some sort of babe
Anyway it was fun while it last
And I would do it any oda day
Its never a might on my part
So be free girl it’s open mic night

dats my babbbbbbbbbbbby !!!
u go girl !!!

****Grabs mic from the beautiful Princess. Take full command of the crowd with her charismatic stage presence. . . .****

It’s not her story to tell but listen to her plans
She is deeply in love with a half Nigerian man
He has been waiting, willing and ready to submit
But she is shy and afraid to commit
She is just not ready for sex, that she plea
Oh yea, everything she said were fantasies
She finds it embarrassing to say she is still a virgin
So she continue to sin, sin and sin
His patience is running out – he may leave any day now
So she plans to “give in” for the sake of love
Her lies are killing her, making her blue
Don’t tell her I told you this – “but she’s just 22”
And if she should ask where you got that story from
Just say “Oh, I heard it from a drunken English man

****Grab bag and head to the airport to see her mom****

bluespice:

pardon me but can the following people
kindly post on here b4 i bite their heads off!!!

sisjinx as much as i love u twinie ill lovingly bite ur head off if u leave this topic without gracing it with a reply in the course of this week!

kay9 dearie trust me u dont wanna see me mad

cayon sweetey, uve been the good one of the lot
really u havent been bad at all im just craving for some of ur writing thasall

stephenP where the hell is this fuyne man?
mister ur being cute will not make me bite ur head off but i sure will do something crazy if u dont post something
and something to make up for the lost time at that!

lol I apologize. Hopefully tonight I will have something in the bag.

^{Oh,Lord this is my first time doing this}

She left in the early morning of December
It is a Christmas eve I will always remember
I never wanted her to leave
The heart that loves her will always grieve
Her smile and her commandments I will always keep
I will tell no lies,everytime I think of her I weep
Every night I think of her and find it hard to sleep
Her memories lives in my soul so deep
Elizabeth Cox was her name
She was always fill with compassion and no shame
She is up in heaven,looking down on me and happy for what I became
I plan to see her one day
FOREVER AND EVER,Her memories are here to stay

Please,To all the poets out there,What do Yall think?Its my first try~~BE EASY ON ME!!

SeanT21:

^{Oh,Lord this is my first time doing this}

She left in the early morning of December
It is a Christmas eve I will always remember
I never wanted her to leave
The heart that loves her will always grieve
Her smile and her commandments I will always keep
I will tell no lies,everytime I think of her I weep
Every night I think of her and find it hard to sleep
Her memories lives in my soul so deep
Elizabeth Cox was her name
She was always fill with compassion and no shame
She is up in heaven,looking down on me and happy for what I became
I plan to see her one day
FOREVER AND EVER,Her memories are here to stay

Please,To all the poets out there,What do Yall think?Its my first try~~BE EASY ON ME!!

Great and Nice write up. . . could still do better i think

sean T21, u could just do with a flow
if ur going for the rhyming ends, stick to it
or to the format u choose atleast
oh n tenses

ps im not a poet so u can go ahead n ignore this

@Sean
loved the rhyme flow
nice try for d 1st time
i know it will be beta

Thanks to everyone for their feedback!!

Epi to crowd:   _{I Can Only Speak My Mind.tonight, so please allow me to say everything that arises within me ,}


The audacity of you E-mailing me saying “this is a Nigerian Forum,  not for half-caste b*tch. . . . . . .blah blah blah.  .Abeg, don’t make me laugh hahahaha.  The last time I checked, Nairaland is a  Public Forum – not just for Nigerians and not restricted to certain  race, color, sex, or religion.  It's sad to see how some ignorant folks like you want to cause the very type of division that Willie Lynch spoke of in his letter.

Imagine being blamed today for the “crime” of a black father (b.t.w, he’s Nigerian) and a white mother.  Might as well add me to your "buddy list" because I will continue to voice my views here, if I feel like it.  You have a choice. . . .you either pass my response or drop your sh!t.  Anyway, thanks for emailing me privately but next time feel free to post your grievance PUBLICLY.  Why? it just might help one or two understand how we've been (and if they open their eyes for a minute, see how we STILL ARE BEING) hoodwinked and bamboozled. LMFAO

Oh,  Next time I'll post your email publicly

[b]Epi: _{left her heart at the stage and walk through the door}

Nice~~Speak your mind girl.

**I wanna know who it is so bad**

A million love songs
A thousand romantic poems
More than a dozen red roses
Pierced Apples
Twinkling stars
The usual lines
February 14 is almost here again

But still hatred abounds.

epi:

Epi to crowd: _{I Can Only Speak My Mind.tonight, so please allow me to say everything that arises within me ,}


The audacity of you E-mailing me saying “this is a Nigerian Forum, not for half-caste b*tch. . . . . . .blah blah blah. .Abeg, don’t make me laugh hahahaha. The last time I checked, Nairaland is a Public Forum – not just for Nigerians and not restricted to certain race, color, sex, or religion. It's sad to see how some ignorant folks like you want to cause the very type of division that Willie Lynch spoke of in his letter.

Imagine being blamed today for the “crime” of a black father (b.t.w, he’s Nigerian) and a white mother. Might as well add me to your "buddy list" because I will continue to voice my views here, if I feel like it. You have a choice. . . .you either pass my response or drop your sh!t. Anyway, thanks for emailing me privately but next time feel free to post your grievance PUBLICLY. Why? it just might help one or two understand how we've been (and if they open their eyes for a minute, see how we STILL ARE BEING) hoodwinked and bamboozled. LMFAO

Oh, Next time I'll post your email publicly

[b]Epi: _{left her heart at the stage and walk through the door}

_{hmmm, who would do such a tin?}