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The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by jackpot(f): 6:45am On Jan 30, 2015
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do."says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours."

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Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by olagockay(m): 7:03am On Jan 30, 2015
Lmao!!! cheesy
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by georgementday(m): 7:18am On Jan 30, 2015
Yawa don gas!
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by jackpot(f): 9:42am On Jan 30, 2015
georgementday:
Yawa don gas!
It was really georgement judgement day for the husband wink cheesy grin
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by izaray(f): 4:31pm On Feb 02, 2015
Hahaha..Na God catch d man
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by Bantino(m): 6:52pm On Feb 02, 2015
Hahahahahahaa grin
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by dbestuncle: 4:42pm On Apr 07, 2015
HA HA Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! bad actitude
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by dave2meek(m): 11:02pm On Apr 08, 2015
Gbege
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by Thobiy(m): 10:30pm On Jun 26, 2016
Hahaha
Re: The Stranger, The Husband And Wife by Nobody: 6:47pm On May 31, 2019
Such animation, many layout, so gorgeous tongue

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