Joke time: On sunday I was sitting in the church, and it wastime for offering so the offering basket was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the manprofusely for being so generous.He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your pocket."WhaaaatIf you are in my shoe what will you do?



Happy new month.

Hilarious

At last! After almost a decade on NL and with just a laugh, I made FP. I dedicate this glorious achievement to GOD. This year, you will laugh your way into success in Jesus Name.

sori bro....
though still funni

Church go scatter that day ooo.

Hahaha

Very funny...

I will demand for a refund since i have earlier giving my offering...

Or i'll carry it over for the nxt 20 sundays

You can't cheat God

lmao.......hehehehehehehehehe..

Next na to pay courtesy visit to the offeringbags carrier and start telling tales

but they go reply you and say 'God will replenish in 100fold xo expect it back by FAITH'.
And dem go pat ur back..

dry

God just robbed you

Melahou:
Very funny...

I will demand for a refund since i have earlier gave my offering...

Or i'll carry it over for the nxt 20 sundays

Nice. More like make God do something before something do me.

oh boy! that one na gobe o!

Ok
Since its #50, then 20 sundays will pass by before new commencement

lwkm

Stale Joke...mtcheww

A pity u took ur stingyness to the house of God.

choi!! no food for one week for u

Old joke

Mehn church go end be that ooo until i get my money back no negotiation






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Sounds funny but I didnt laugh

I have heard this joke before, it's no more funny

i have designed it to be spread. pls share t with ur friends. send it to BUHARI

Hahaha sooo UNfunny

Hahahaha
A Guy was in love with a girl but
never
had the
guts to tell her. One night around
11pm he gathered some courage
&
sent
her a text sayin..
"I love you, I wana date you. Plz
reply
&
tell me how u feel." A few
seconds later
he
received a message alert on his
phone.
He was so scared &
tensed to open it that night so he
decided
not to check & reply until the next
morning
when he's less tense.
When he woke up the next day
he
prayed
seriously about the message for
good
news,did his morning
chores,brushed
his
teeth,ate his breakfast, had his
bath,dressed up then climbed
into bed
&
picked his phone to read the
message.
This was the response he read:
"Dear
customer
you
have insufficient balance to send
this
message.Please recharge your
account
and try again".
Which network send d message?

stale.......next

K

Na to correct my mistake o. Lol!

I will call the Usher back and inform her that I am to collect balanc of 950 from the offering I dropped