This ain't funny at all
Back in d days when I used to battle typhoid fever. For like a whole day, I didn't open my door nor eat. So late in d night, I was very hungry.i cooked anyhow spag,ate and went back to sleep.
In d morning,i was a bit better and wanted to tidy up d house.
Remembered I did number one repeatedly on my wee wee bucket and went to clean it up.
Behold no loo!
I cracked my brain later to realize I used it to prepare my night spag.
Yuck.

moca:
This ain't funny at all
Back in d days when I used to battle typhoid fever. For like a whole day, I didn't open my door nor eat. So late in d night, I was very hungry.i cooked anyhow spag,ate and went back to sleep.
In d morning,i was a bit better and wanted to tidy up d house.
Remembered I did number one repeatedly on my wee wee bucket and went to clean it up.
Behold no loo!
I cracked my brain later to realize I used it to prepare my night

Yuck.

Yuck Yuck Yuckity Yuck

carefreewannabe:
I was about to leave the house and was searching for my mobile while I was making a call with the same gadget.

omooooo you don go far. lolss

carefreewannabe:
I was about to leave the house and was searching for my mobile while I was making a call with the same gadget.

omooooo you don go far. lolss

ephee:


i squeezed money nd absentmindedly threw it away thinking it was paper.

i absentmindedly dipped my mould of eba into a bowl of water instead of soup.

i absent mindedly dipped my hands into a bowl of leftover hotwater to wash my dirty hands.

i absentmindedly added sugar to soup thinking it was salt despite bodly indicated wit SUGAR.

i absentmindedly sat on an imaginary stool that has been removed earlier and crashed...

its well sha...ur deliverance won't take long. go and error no more.

Ewuro4:


Yuck Yuck Yuckity Yuck

moca:

very disturbing view.. but you survived!

moca:
This ain't funny at all
Back in d days when I used to battle typhoid fever. For like a whole day, I didn't open my door nor eat. So late in d night, I was very hungry.i cooked anyhow spag,ate and went back to sleep.
In d morning,i was a bit better and wanted to tidy up d house.
Remembered I did number one repeatedly on my wee wee bucket and went to clean it up.
Behold no loo!
I cracked my brain later to realize I used it to prepare my night spag.
Yuck.

If i believe this gist make i naked baf! I dont believe you at all at all. Lai lai mbanu.... *shakes head vigorously! Not possible. * still shaking head

Bought recharge card from a vendor and was loading while walking. Finished loading the card and threw my change away in place of the used voucher !!....choi ! That day I nearly cry.....and yes d change plenty no be small....#600.....come dey vex say if I had known I for jst buy 1k voucher naa....wasn't funny mehn....

Ewuro4:


very disturbing view.. but you survived!

Nne,i survived but......,
Although, still on d same typhoid, I was forced to do urine therapy.
Yea,it was as bad as that

That thing brutally dealt with me in school.
Bad water,bad environment.
D only thing that took me to hospital.
Surprisingly, since ii left school till date,no typhoid and malaria again.
Very funny.

KingTom:
I had just inspected a patient for a colon, only to go back to my office and eat hot fufu with my friend. . Chai I wan die with vomit that day

Yuucckk but you wore your gloves during d examination right?

I threw my phone in the waste basket.

About to eat beans and garri. Poured the water in the beans instead of the garri.

drajjay:
About to eat beans and garri. Poured the water in the beans instead of the garri.

Chinum:


Yuucckk but you wore your gloves during d examination right?

I did, but still it was disgusting

I remember at church when i rolled down the door glass of our car only to go and roll it up back absent-mindedly and when i was asked i denied doing it cause i didnt remember quickly

I once drank water meant for wishing hand instead of normal drinking water.

freecocoa:
Frantically searching for the glasses I was wearing.

My parents even made it worse by pretending to help me look for it, we looked for close to 5 minutest with them exchanging glances, giggles and sayiing stuffs like "we've told you to quit dropping your glasses just anywhere this girl"

I was almost at the point of tears when my dad came close, hugged me and said "Nne'm see the glasses on your face na" and they both burst into this uncontrollable laughter.

I vex sote I didn't know when I joined in the laugh, that story trended in my house for a while. I do miss my mum, she was mischievous and funny.

if i say my now, you guys will call me a mad man...

jnrbayano:
Normally, when I will want to lie down on my bed, I dive to achieve that

One faithful day I was absentminded (threw caution to the wind) I dived without measuring well my body frame and I had a direct nodding of the wall.

Sleep quickly comot my eyes go far away to America go kak they laff me

The star wey comot my eye that day was both sunshine and moonshine

you got me laughing so hard. Anyway, mine was during my university days, I woke up in the morning fully stained with my menstrual blood, with that announce, I quickly removed d bedspread and soaked it with detergent and water, not knowing that I soaked my phone with it. Omoh that day I find my phone tire, na till d next day wey I wan wash d bedspread na him I see my phone inside water.... my frnds laff me die..the phone was totally damaged.

geeudy:
you got me laughing so hard. Anyway, mine was during my university days, I woke up in the morning fully stained with my menstrual blood, with that announce, I quickly removed d bedspread and soaked it with detergent and water, not knowing that I soaked my phone with it. Omoh that day I find my phone tire, na till d next day wey I wan wash d bedspread na him I see my phone inside water.... my frnds laff me die..the phone was totally damaged.

Oh no! So sorry for your damaged phone but I had to laugh.

Pardon me

Throwing my phone in the university re-circled bin with the rest of my rough paper. After three mins. i asked my friend did you see my phone? just may be it might be in the bin. and sure it was

This evening I was seriously looking for a particular hair ruffle to pack my hair, wen I cldnt find it I decided to look for rubber band, it was wen I found d rubber band and was about to pack my hair with it dt I discovered dt I had packed my hair with d ruffle I was searching for.