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Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Nobody: 3:26pm On Feb 04, 2015
ejihand:

Don't mind them bros. How can fayose be on bench. He should start. He should play attacking midfield , let me see how amaechi go near PDP touch line. Fayose is a tested aggressive attacker.
cheesy grin grin
And Diezani is the winger.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Tsanyawa: 3:29pm On Feb 04, 2015
APC Winner
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Evasmillingguy(m): 3:32pm On Feb 04, 2015
Fine creativity...
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Faibuhari: 3:33pm On Feb 04, 2015
saasala:
Click like if you think Jonathan's Team will win....Click Share if you think Buhari's team will win

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Don't worry my friend. We re real people who visits nairaland either to read news or to post/contribute to important issues. So... relax those paid to give 744likes for any pro APC tread/post re on their way.
We love GEJ and we don't make noise about it. So... just wait for your likes. Thanx

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Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Emelcee: 3:35pm On Feb 04, 2015
Line Up:
1. Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2. N Okonjo-Iweala
3. David Mark
5. Edwin Clark
7. Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card)
8. Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro)
9. Adamu Muazu
10. Goodluck Jonathan(C)
11. Namadina Sambo
15. Gabriel Suswan
17. Olu Mimiko

Coach: Fix it Anenih

Subs:
23. Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18. Alison Madukwe Gk
12. Musiliu Obanikoro


Challenger - APC FC
Formation: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking options and prolific strikers, leading the attack.

Line Up:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bukola Sharaki
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10. Aminu Tambuwal
11. Bisi Akande
17. Adams Oshiomole
23. Yemi Osinbajo

Subs:
12. John Kayode Fayemi
14. Abike Dabiri
19. Raul Aregbesola
15. Segun Oni
16. Nasir El Rufai

Coach: Bola Tinubu


Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring Observers


PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY AND WIN AN OIL BLOCK

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A match to LIVE for... Coming live to your TV stations... Watch and Pray! ������


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Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by aliyusamaila52(m): 3:38pm On Feb 04, 2015
APC APC APC SAI BABA ALL THE WAY
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Ijobaorun(m): 3:39pm On Feb 04, 2015
PDP gets more women players (falconets) while APC is full of men (super chicken).
You already know d outcome abi!
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by kolawoleahmed(m): 3:42pm On Feb 04, 2015
Following
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by chibas: 3:46pm On Feb 04, 2015
Ask4bigneyo:
This is courtesy of Instagram user: TenoverTen_ I found it so hilarious but true and thought to share.

Date: 14th Feb, 2015
Ticket: PVC
Kick off:...10AM
Venue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity: 68million)

Referee:... Attahiru Jega

Champion - PDP FC:
Formation: 5-3-2.
As the Defending Champions, this is a defensive formation in a bid to defend their title.




Line Up:
1. Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2. N Okonjo-Iweala
3. David Mark
5. Edwin Clark
7. Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card)
8. Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro)
9. Adamu Muazu
10. Goodluck Jonathan(C)
11. Namadina Sambo
15. Gabriel Suswan
17. Olu Mimiko

Coach: Fix it Anenih

Subs:
23. Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18. Alison Madukwe Gk
12. Musiliu Obanikoro


Challenger - APC FC
Formation: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking options and prolific strikers, leading the attack.

Line Up:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bukola Sharaki
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10. Aminu Tambuwal
11. Bisi Akande
17. Adams Oshiomole
23. Yemi Osinbajo

Subs:
12. John Kayode Fayemi
14. Abike Dabiri
19. Raul Aregbesola
15. Segun Oni
16. Nasir El Rufai

Coach: Bola Tinubu


Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring Observers


PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY AND WIN AN OIL BLOCK

Phone lines will only open for 1 hour from 2 am to 3 am every day from Feb 7, 2015 to February 13. 2015. Log on to www.oilblockrobber.org


A match to LIVE for... Coming live to your TV stations... Watch and Pray! ������


this is a keenly contested contest after 120 minutes no goal, am afraid as the match as to end up in penalty kick to determine the credible winner
Apc fc penalty takers,.
BUHARI
FASHOLA
OSINBAJO
FAYEMI
AREGBESOLA
PDP penalty takers
Goodluck
Namadina
Ffk
Mimiko
Koro
1)Amaechi is between the sticks as goodluck steps foward to takes the penalty.
Goooooooal has he sends amaechi the wrong way.
PEJ is between the stick for pdp fc as buahari steps foward
Gooooooal buhari goooooal
mimiko steps foward and he scores
Aragbesola scores it is a goooooal.
Namadina scores it is a goooooal.
As it stands is pdp fc 3-2apc fc
Fayemi takes turn and sends pej the wrong way.
Koro turn as he strikes with left foot
It is now 4 -3 in favour of pdp fc
Fashola takes and it is a goal 4-4
FFK turn he shoots and it was over the bar he wept
Now osinbajo turn will this turn to be the golden goal, what a gooooooooooooal as he slots it inside the net .
FINAL SCORE LINE PDP FC 4 -5 APC FC.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by saasala(m): 3:48pm On Feb 04, 2015
Faibuhari:
Don't worry my friend. We re real people who visits nairaland either to read news or to post/contribute to important issues. So... relax those paid to give 744likes for any pro APC tread/post re on their way.
We love GEJ and we don't make noise about it. So... just wait for your likes. Thanx

Oya, clap for yaself...I pray that God shall run your life the way Jonadarft is running this country...Can you say amen to that please?
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by henrygoody(m): 3:48pm On Feb 04, 2015
After 5min
PDP:20
Apc:2 grin

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Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by DonaldGenes(m): 3:52pm On Feb 04, 2015
Youngzedd:
Why not use Man U Jersey on PDP?


GEJ can't be a Barca fan naa. We no dey fail.


You de craze..which Man Utd Jersey you dey yab
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by DonaldGenes(m): 3:54pm On Feb 04, 2015
alberto2k:
And some hediot will check that oil block site grin

Hahahahaha, Oh boy, who know like better thing

I nearly click on it just for added fun

Hehehe
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Faibuhari: 3:57pm On Feb 04, 2015
saasala:


Oya, clap for yaself...I pray that God shall run your life the way Jonadarft is running this country...Can you say amen to that please?
May your children and generation academic record be like that of Buhari

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Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by saasala(m): 4:04pm On Feb 04, 2015
Faibuhari:
May your children and generation academic record be like that of Buhari
So long they become successful in life, fvck academics. BTW, am not planning to have children.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by mjames: 4:06pm On Feb 04, 2015
goshen26:
gate fee?

PVC
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Emelcee: 4:14pm On Feb 04, 2015
This OP is a thief, he didn't get this on INSTAGRAM, I created this thread very early in the morning today... He copied it, modified and added a photoshop pics to attract traffic.
Am very angry @ him right now. This is one of the reason I will quit nairaland, if they can't tackle plagiarism.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Youngzedd(m): 4:19pm On Feb 04, 2015
DonaldGenes:



You de craze..which Man Utd Jersey you dey yab


Meaning GEJ is not qualify to wear Man U Jersey?

But the dude is a Man U fan.


grin grin grin
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by prudentcy(m): 4:20pm On Feb 04, 2015
Make I go play #NairaBet straight winning for GMB. grin
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by prudentcy(m): 4:25pm On Feb 04, 2015
You de craze..which Man Utd Jersey you dey yab[/quote]

Meaning GEJ is not qualify to wear Man U Jersey?
But the dude is a Man U fan.
grin grin grin[/quote]
grin
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by prudentcy(m): 4:30pm On Feb 04, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Faibuhari: 4:30pm On Feb 04, 2015
saasala:

So long they become successful in life, fvck academics. BTW, am not planning to have children.
thank God the world will not experience another stupid burden you would have created if you procreate.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Ask4bigneyo(m): 4:56pm On Feb 04, 2015
Emelcee:
This OP is a thief, he didn't get this on INSTAGRAM, I created this thread very early in the morning today... He copied it, modified and added a photoshop pics to attract traffic.
Am very angry @ him right now. This is one of the reason I will quit nairaland, if they can't tackle plagiarism.
Hediot...Dd u check d date b4 typing rubbish here... "Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-
FC. by Ask4bigneyo (m): 8:32pm On Feb 03"
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Azeez238: 5:11pm On Feb 04, 2015
definately team buhari will win
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Ismahill(m): 5:16pm On Feb 04, 2015
Lakeshizu:
if Fayose start, i bet first ten minutes na red card because the guy go rough pass Roy keane and Veira combined
no b xo.fayose na soft player,na im b d ozil of APC.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by saasala(m): 5:32pm On Feb 04, 2015
Faibuhari:
thank God the world will not experience another stupid burden you would have created if you procreate.

Yes, you are right, more reason I dont want a child, because somehow everyone of us is a burden to the world...

"and those who are dead and those who will never be born are better than those who are alive" - King Solomon of Ancient Isreal
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Weblow: 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2015
ABEG SECOND LEG DE
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Amazo: 5:56pm On Feb 04, 2015
Jonah passes to Muazu, who tries to dribble Saraki but is dispossessed. Saraki passes to Rochas, he dribbles Mark, out runs Clark, then connects to Fashola. What a scintillating move Fashola does, dribbles Akpabio and Sambo, passes to Atiku who does a quick one-two pass with Tambuwal, Suswam and Mimiko make a reckless slide tackle but Tambuwal sneaks the ball through with a overhead lob to Oshiomole, he dribbles Jonah, dribbles Jonah again, and again till Jonah falls down in confusion. Okonjo steps in with a butt tackle but Oshiomole's .b.o.n.er blocks her big butt and he slides it in through her legs to Osinbajo and he dribbles Obanikoro with a leg over push forward but his shirt is pulled tight and he sneaks a pass to Buhari whilst the referee waves for play to continue despite the fragrant infringement. Buhari dribbles Madueke, and for a woman with Big eyes the crowd yelled "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh" because she didn't see the dribble coming. And Buhari dribbles her again and again till her pants fall down. Jonah rushes to the rescue but Buhari was just too much. Standing face to face, buhari says I will use dribble to spell your name. Jonah says never! Jonah goes in for the tackle, buhari dribbles and the crowd yells "J"; tries again but Buhari slides it through his legs for the "O"; Jonah slides in but Buhari pulls out to the left and "N"; Jonah scissors kicks but buhari frog leaps the ball for "A", Buhari pauses his run, joggling the ball. Jonah rushes in like Lastma trying to frame up a motorist but Buhari joggles the ball over his head and get a loud "T"; Jonah tries again but Buhari slides past on the right for a "H". Everyone can't believe it, jonah is so helpless, Muazu tries to help but Buhari takes the ball over his shoulder and controls it on his laps, then does a flip down and slides it to the left past Fayose, Mimiko and Akpabio. Jonah rushes in again and Buhari dribbles him with a rolling dribble and the crowd erupts like a volcano yelling "A". Jonah makes one final desperate attempt to dispossess Buhari who is now at the edge of the eighteen-yard box gunning for goal. Buhari with the ball dribbles left, then right and pushes it through Jonah's balls who then stumbles yakata as a result of over-dribbling and a Tsunami of voices rips the stadium apart as the crowd screams "Nnnnnnnnnn". Buhari is now one-on-one with Patience who yells "my fellow widowers please comes and saving me before the balls entering the netter and all dinz people are shouted "his a goals". But even that tactical grammar assault couldn't stop Buhari, who dribbled Patience so bad she falls in tears screaming "all diz dribble u are dribbling...chai, diaris god ooooo". And Buhari blasts a shot into the net for the winning goal. The stadium explodes with jubilation as APC wins the match.

THE END!!!

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Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Phoenix212(m): 7:11pm On Feb 04, 2015
who wan set money say pdp go win
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by Etruth: 8:11pm On Feb 04, 2015
PDP is Bayern Munich[Defending Champions 2014] and APC is Real Madrid. We know how it ended at the Allianz Arena. Real Madrid [APC] hammered Bayern [PDP] 4:1 and their Star man, Ronaldo [Cristiano Buharo] was phenomenal. Its a comprehensive victory for APC. Hala Madrid ! Sai Ronaldo !! Sai Buhari.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by ollyruffy: 8:39pm On Feb 04, 2015
APC-FC go win home and away.
Re: Champions League Final Between PDP-FC & APC-FC. by chibas: 9:49pm On Feb 04, 2015
Who dey home?

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