1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

Ans: Chewing gum, you perv!

2. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

Ans: A ring! Get your mind out of the gutter!

3. What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Ans: A Toothbrush. Come on.

4. You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very,veryspecial people touch it. What is it?

Ans: Your smart phone! DUH.

5. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

Ans: A cuCUMber. Haha, got you.

6. What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?

Ans: Her VOICE, you sexist asshole.

7. What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

Ans: An elevator. You're a disgusting human being.

8. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?

Ans: MONEY. Your mind is basically a citizen of the gutter.

9. What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?

Ans: ERASERS. Safety first, kiddos!

10. People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?

Ans: 140 characters is not enough to express how gross your imagination is.

11. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

Ans: A college education.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?

Ans: A last name. Did you really think... Oh my god.

13. If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?

Ans: A Power Outlet. Because That Would Give You An Electric Shock. Dont't do it.

14. What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is the hottest part of the movie industry?

Ans: Popcorn, Obviously.

15. It’s fun to do, but you hate knowing your parents do it, too. What is it?

Ans: FACEBOOK. Wow. You're so twisted.

16. Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?

Ans: Noses. They're noses. Why would you even think... Ugh.

17. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

Ans: Seatbelts. Ew, man.

18. What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

Ans: Toothpaste. Dental hygiene is so important. You sick freak.

19. What gets wetter when things get steamy?

Ans: Steam boats! An integral part of the evolution of marine travel!

20. They’re powerful and fun, especially when you put your fingers in them. What are they?

Ans: Bowling balls! Hahahahahahahaha. I know what you were thinking...

21.Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.

Ans: A Bunk-Bed. Dumbass.

22. What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs?

Ans: Two bunnies!

23. You get a lot of it if you’re important and successful, you get less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself if you need to, but it’s a lot better when it’s with other people.

Ans: Email. Calm down.

24. What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?

Ans: Grass. Like, on a lawn. Your brain is such a nasty place.

25. What’s messy and difficult to clean up after sex?

Ans: FEELINGS. Yeah. Bet you feel like a dick now.


***Modified***

Common guys, it's more about fun than insult please

&

Feel free to add yours guys.

Leh gooo!!...

Naughty

Hehehe...... Classic. That was good comedy up there

NL-ers and their cheeky selves.......

Peoples here be making me chuckle since 2014 AD circa November.

Op you don insult me finish na
_*walks out of thread*

Guess my mind isn't filthy as I do not know the answers aforehand .

*falling down 4rm d 16th floor*
*typing while fallin*
"lolz...op ! even if u are jehova witness ... "

It starts with P and ends with Y. When every guy has it, he is willing to spend money to keep it. What is it?





Ans: Oh my goodness, it's a puppy dude. Seek Help!

lol...badt n nauqhty thread....
wud kip fallinq for DT popcorn, toothpaste, chewinq qum part....nice work Mr.op BT its kinda too corrupt n u wud av taqed it as under 18 tinz
**picks up bible n start readinq.ferociousli**

U jus dey curse us dey go..ahan

op,

u know wetin u don do to me now?








runs out to de junction BT meets no one

not even transgender.......






crying.....

op,
u know wetin u don do to me now


how I go do??

This is an interesting but disgusting riddle

Nice write up. It kinda exposes dirty minds

OP, you have a dirty mind

why will you insult us when you don't know what's on our mind?


Gosh!!!

OP is even more pervert
Only pervert mind can know a pervert mind

Nice

no 6 is very wrong,hw cn a gal get wat she need wit her voice



bside i knw am naughty wen al i chat wit ladies on watsapp is mind blowing tinz

diddydiva:
why will you insult us when you don't know what's on our mind?


Gosh!!!

permit mi to say u are a talkative.lol
registered on feb 2 2015,u already av upto 885 or so comments,more words to ur mouth or rada more mb to ur fone

lordraiden:
permit mi to say u are a talkative.lol
registered on feb 2 2015,u already av upto 885 or so comments,more words to ur mouth or rada more mb to ur fone

thanks

diddydiva:




thanks

uwc

Kul

M here 2 read comments

lordraiden:
uwc

okay!!!

Zohan:
Op you don insult me finish na
_*walks out of thread*

In what way please?

paulolee:
lol...badt n nauqhty thread....
wud kip fallinq for DT popcorn, toothpaste, chewinq qum part....nice work Mr.op BT its kinda too corrupt n u wud av taqed it as under 18 tinz
**picks up bible n start readinq.ferociousli**

And what section is this if I may ask?

nedz:

In what way please?

.

Good one

I don't have a filthy mind but I know most of it o :p