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Letter To PAULINA After Val by bareal(m): 6:46am On Feb 15, 2015
Paulina! Paulina!! Paulina!!!
May your bulbous, sumptuous boobies become flaccid;
I pray that your big booty go slim;
I wish that your sexy curvature giving figure 8 turn figure 1;
The Genie will turn your smooth, beautiful face to an ugly one.
You've caused me so great a pain PAULINA.
You won't get wet fast enough when having sex,
May you have sex but never cum,
May your sex partner always have body odour,
May him who you'll wish to kiss have bad breathe.

I spent all my life earnings on you, so that we may make love someday.
You fooled me,You played on my intelligence,You pushed my desperation into the Bermuda's Triangle,
You were quick to know that I think more with my third leg rather than with my brain.
Bankrupt I am, and sad enough jobless now.
I gave you money, and you collected;
I bought you clothes, so you said; "Thank You."I spent and spent, and you didn't hesitate in receiving.
I introduce my penis, but you said; "I am not your type."Do I look like a father Christmas in your eyes?
So you love the pot-bellied monster not me." He is an heavy spender than you", you told me. Ah! I feel used and dump.
Penis captivus will be your portion with the old fool in the names of the notable Middle Eastern gods.
I hereby declare open, the Gate of Hell on You.

© FERT formerly AMO, 2015
Re: Letter To PAULINA After Val by Thanos(m): 6:52am On Feb 15, 2015
Re: Letter To PAULINA After Val by Nobody: 7:03am On Feb 15, 2015

Thank you for that hiss
Re: Letter To PAULINA After Val by Kennywills7(m): 7:15am On Feb 15, 2015
Na wa o
Dis kind morning na dis guy dey swear give one girl like dis?
There is God o
Re: Letter To PAULINA After Val by iamodenigbo1(m): 7:16am On Feb 15, 2015
Paulina buy why?
Re: Letter To PAULINA After Val by Thanos(m): 8:05am On Feb 15, 2015

Thank you for that hiss
Nah. It's nothing. The world needs more people like me to hiss at some posts

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