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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 5:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
Wow! The most intelligent post out of 300+ posts. Really loved reading that so thank you for taking the time out to share with us. smiley

thimbook2:
First off, i expected a lot more frm the Word Afficionados of the Religion section in opposing or defending their positions on dis Pastor's claims than this. Instead, most who wld always be manically vocal on other least suspect issues on here chose this auspicious moment in history to cower in d dark, in silence ! Pity sad!!

Does that mean y'all bro's and sis caint com up wiv som few scripture verses to enlighten the house on these issues, i wonder.

Anyway, like folks would holla End-Time Tinz. Any self-respecting xtian oughtta be pretty wary of majority of this "I-died-and-Rose", "I-died-and-went-to-hell" stories before they sell you some pious-sounding religious hogwash. Remember, God is not duty-bound to support your viewpoints. Your views don't mean nada if they don't line up with the Word. Mrk 12v24; Mrk 7v3-13.

see:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2913259/Man-wrote-best-selling-book-saw-heaven-near-death-experience-six-year-old-admits-thing-up.html

(I lied, says coma boy who ‘saw Heaven’)
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/faith/article4325800.ece

[How do u explain the crap above? Does it fulfill ur need for the spectacular as a xtian that u have to go lengths to make stuff up or come down raving about whatever misguided illusory "visions" u saw while on a "high"?]

In these days, we see leaders going right ahead and create entirely new doctrines for their denominations out of misplaced understanding and application of a few scriptures here and there. Folks cross over from Consecration into Pharisaical Legalism, waving hands, pointing fingers and dividing the Body further while creating casualties along the way e.g. which elders did this man submit his visions to, before coming on-air with this proclamations? what's their qualifications? How did they process it "word-wise" before coming out wtt it? 1 Cor 14v23-26. We nail social media deviants and rants while doing the same.

We know that "un-mettered Passion without a Vision is sure recipe for destruction"; so it is very easy to come away with supposed "visions, dreams, revelations" out of the "abundance of the transactions of the soul-realm". Let's say, our dear pastor had been concerned about so much sexual perversions etc around him etc and had been bothered (burdened) about it; if those burdens are not released to the Holy Spirit (who is the Spirit of grace, truth & ministerial empowerment), the pastor will flail around in the flesh (soulical vexations &physical efforts) till he starts seeing stuffs in his night-time encounters.

Don't be surprised that people surely and suddenly experience the "negative-spiritual" in "supernatural encounters" after some intense (systematic or random) preoccupations/forays in those "zones"; BUT that does not necessarily hold true in the Kingdom, why? God can and will not be "recipe'd" and boxed in to a corner (apologies to word-faith guys). Quite a lot of guys who go off actively seeking visions and dreams often encounter lying spirits who give them half-truths to further trouble the body of Christ with. Guys be careful!. Of all the Apostles' revelations, none invaded the bedrooms of folks or dwelt on mundane issues with a microscopic level focus!

One of the most dangerous things to handle is the prophetic office/ministry and revelational gifts and it should be done with utmost reverence knowing that you will account for misleading people or warning them aright.

While not castigating the pastor, let's draw the line. There are perversions (Romans 1v20-32; ) and majority of stuffs flowing out there, infact, as per sex, the whole terrains gone to the dogs. What with folks marketing "loving-s&m etc" to church folk quoting 50-shades and they buyin it? We know! But that don't mean some body should dream up stuff and say God said only Missionary should be the way. Even the etymology and importance of the missionary position that "the Lord" was supposed to have expounded to him was wrong! And if he's already ascribing misinformation to the holy ghost, then, that can not be the real Holy Spirit, 3rd Person of the Trinity John 16v12-16 shocked!

NB
Folks saying sex-positions originated from pornography are just being delusional and showing off their ineptitude. Wake up, boys! READ ur histories? What de teachin you in ur naija schools sef? High schul kids here would laugh you into the furniture, haba? ancient studies like the kama-sutra, perfumed garden etc have been around for ages and not all of them were products of decadent minds. some were compiled from decades and centuries of diligent studies. the fact that many of them dabble into the occults etc make them materials indigestible for spiritual toddlers? and some aint just pretty on the long run. How do u master Tantric xx without getting "possessed" somewhere along the line.

Personally, i like balance. woteva ur deal is, get ur mind right and set ur facts straight, don't sell us bull, we know da prices!

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by pamcode(m): 5:26pm On Feb 17, 2015
Serenity22:
I get what the pastor is trying to say, majority of those styles originated from pornography and we all know pornography is demonic.
Homosexuality, bestiality and all sort of horrors originated from pornography. People see it, try it out, like it and adopted it as normal. They proceed to teach others these ame things they copied from pornography.
Not like I am perrfect but if you read between the lines you will get what the pastor is trying to say. Therefore before you begin to mock the pastor, pray to God to teach you what to do and grant you a spouse who is ready to do God's will in every area of his or her life.
Donot think God doesn't care about your sexual life, everything counts before God even to the minutest detail. Before you practice that style as yourself where it originated from.
sorry but not all those styles came from porn some of them have been practised b4 the world 'porn' was invented http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_position not withstanding i get ur point.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by rhames(m): 5:48pm On Feb 17, 2015
Aprime:
Haha grin

Still, some really dunce people will worship in his church.


O pari wa yi oooooo!!!!!!!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by EzeeYFB(m): 5:52pm On Feb 17, 2015
Dyt:
I need a date with this man of God.
lol...abi u won convert d man ni
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by awizl(m): 7:03pm On Feb 17, 2015
This guy is a massive fraud
Romans 16:17_18
Colossians 2:8
2 Timothy 4:3_4
Ephesians 5:11
Galatians 1:6_9
2 Corinthians 11:13_15
1John 1:4
1 Timothy 4:1
2John 1:10
1 Thessalonians 5:12
2 Peter 2:3
2 Peter 2:1
These are bible verses that teach us to scrutinize men of God and expose the fake ones. Follow no satanic teaching that says 'do not criticize a man of God'
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by jotax(m): 7:04pm On Feb 17, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Which one be Missionary? grin tongue
Pls When u get the meaning, come and educate me. I also want to know.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by wheezyoung(m): 7:18pm On Feb 17, 2015
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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by thimbook2(m): 9:12pm On Feb 17, 2015
@pamcode
Are you trying to tell me that 2 newlyweds left to their own conjugating for hundreds of years like the first generations (Adam-Noah) could not have come up with various "convenient &more interesting" ways of enjoying their God-given gift of marital union without the need for external media or counsel?

Are you trying to say Songs of Solomon was not skirting the edges of some very deep stuff about marital union? Remember Scriptures says in the end times
"...knowledge shall (be) increased - Dan 12:4

Do you realize that we as God's children are the spiritual Israel? Have you tried studying and seeing how the natural Jews were originally raised and acculturated to their place in this present life? Are you aware that, then, boys were mentored by men and girls by women for their later roles as fathers and mothers in life?
Could it have been beyond them to have taught their kids stuffs that most of confused Christendom are floundering around over now?

How do you explain this:
Songs 8:2 I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate.
Son 8:3 His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
(Songs 1:2) Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
Songs 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my wellbeloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt shocked my breasts.
(Songs 7:1) How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.
(Son 7:2) Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.


Bro, in these peculiar days when just about every major group in organized xtianity are bearing arms on major doctrinal drives and folks are getting good at ascribing and pulling out sturvs from scriptures that it didn't say, I won't be able to accept serious claims decrying some "harmless" forms of se.xual congress from you just because of some "pastor's" visions.

You see everybody at loggerheads, the liberal-emergent church movement throwing open the windows and just about every door embracing anything that looks "convenient" where political correctness is replacing purity. At the other corners, you have the revolutionary revivalist movements regrouping and gaining mastery at "hair-splitting" over every little issue.

The puritans are more cautious, hanging from "their chandeliers" and hiding behind the "exegetical" furniture laid down by the Whites, the Spurgeons, the Bonas, St Augustine etc without any sense of adaptation for today's world while yet single-mindedly praying for rapture etc not minding how few souls they're reaching or how many would stand lost in the event of such happening just about now?

You see all that and your contribution is about se.x styles and i wanna ask you again, dude, "what's on your mind? what have you been feeding your spiritman, eh?"
because, i won't be able to take some1's supposed "ladder-to-heaven" viewpoint as my compass, your viewpoint won't even qualify to be in my rear-view. I'm too word-focused to give in to scaremongering tactics.

The Bible stressed on moderation; so, you know that boundaries ought to be set. Let's start doing that constructively, don't come out here telling us missionary this or that, do you even know some other positions are clinically recommended for guys on the short-end (4.5" & below)? Do you care to know that some positions aid conception faster? And God commanded that we "be fruitful &multiply?".

So, how do you account for the millions of maritally dissatisfied couples you intend to create with this your new "missionary doctrine?".

I agree we have real challenges with not having drawn the necessary lines in xtianity before now. I agree perversions are so on the upscale we don't know how far some pple are gonna push the envelope before the whole works gives. I agree that purity in and out the sheets' now on demand and not every blasted twist of kinkiness will make it through the standards but issues like this need institutional handling and that takes some knowing not some dude on the hill waving a pirate flag!
(2Pe 1:5) And beside this, giving all diligence, add to your faith virtue; and to virtue knowledge;

Some would even ask you sef say who be that pastor? who are his pastors? which faith movement's part of? what's his pedigree and proofs of calling? Does he really have a sound word basis in the first place or is he one of those who preach folks out of stuff (e.g. TV, gold trinkets etc) only to be found with such some decades afterwards? I won't ask you all that but i'd say come out with some serious word basis backing the vision and there, bros, u have ur blackfriday sellout.
till then, i'd advice u stick to the Word

NB
Aint no Pro on xx issues o shocked
Don't know abt Bleep etc & i don't support extremes (whether na prudishness or lasciviousness ) etc o angry;
Aint gotten any distance meself but i got done ingesting stuff just cos they got labelled "God, xtian, church" long ago!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by kayalla(f): 9:13pm On Feb 17, 2015
OK una don hear? stop doing.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Jasperwhizz(m): 9:39pm On Feb 17, 2015
Brethrens Read Roman 1 to the end you And pray to GOD for knowledge to understand GOD WILL SURELY HELP AMEN.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by billyG(m): 11:14pm On Feb 17, 2015
I think sex & sex styles were man's experiments & inventions not that of G..... grin grin grin grin grin shocked

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Ademuyiwa59(m): 11:39pm On Feb 17, 2015
I know well that those that knew and used only the missionary position in the olden days will be biting their finger now, if they are privileged to hear of the new styles. what are you telling me pastor
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by simdam500(m): 7:47am On Feb 18, 2015
What I think the man of God is saying is that...

» don't fvck your spouse...
» both of u should just have sex to multiply.

undecided undecided
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by wildikeman(m): 2:48pm On Feb 18, 2015
priscaoge:



Lwkmd cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Guy u are on point cheesy

Some holier than thou hypocrites on NL already swallowed the jargons! What's the Pastor's business with How a man sleeps with his wife? Did God forget to attach this claims when he laid down his Ten commandments and punishments for sexual immoralities? Mstchewwwwww
my dear its all left to naija to open their eyes oo...we can't trust no man of God or pastors words. Its all left to us. I would save myself till marriage and the next thing somebody is teaching me how to do it.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by MAYOWAAK: 5:21pm On Feb 18, 2015
A Nigerian pastor Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo, warned married couples of going to hell if they engage in 'unholy' sexual activities such as MouthAction, doggy-style, cow-girl and other positions (besides missionary), bondage sex, spanking, fingering, hard banging, etc.

According to the preacher he was taken to hell where he saw a special place of torture for those who engage in the above 'unholy' sexual activities.

It happens that my favorite sexual activities are the ones that sky-daddy finds infuriating the most. Nothing is separating me from Doggy-style.

It is quiet funny that the things that concerns a God the most are the sexual positions and bedroom activities of men. Is this the mental burden and price of being omniscience? I do not understand how an Omniponent sky-baba will boycott the most severe issues like hunger, poverty, natural disasters, corruption and illnesses and then be obsessed about what men do with their dicks and vaginas.

So, you're telling me that some God will torture men for being able to exercise their anatomy and flexibility which he gave them? Is he going to torture dogs, baboons, monkeys and other animals for not using the missionary style? That your sky-daddy needs a psychologist.

How do people enjoy the thoughts of this sadistic and imaginary creature? Anyone that enjoys torturing people with fire, sadism, fear and giving them endless tears is not loving but a sick and sadistic thing. Even saner humans don't do that to prisoners. If saner humans can come together and declare that torture is a crime, so the super-benevolent one is yet to evolve to such humane feeling? Smh

It is only in Christianity that people go to hell and heaven but still live here on earth. These religitards never seize to disappoint with their looneys. If you believe in talking snakes and donkeys, it is only natural that you people will habor a lot of mad people in your mists. The maddest ones call themselves born again or 'Mad' of God, sorry man of God.

There are so many men of God in Yaba psychiatric hospital. Just take a trip there and learn about their visons and prophesies too

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Felixdav(m): 12:39am On Feb 20, 2015
Yeye de worry pastor

Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by fuckerholic(m): 6:58am On Mar 01, 2015
priscaoge:


And my moniker described me undecided undecided.......#Perv
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by DamiAbandry: 9:13am On Mar 24, 2017
lol, pastor pastor na so we see am o, seee full video plus reactons here: http://happenings.com.ng/christian-couples-practise-sex-positions-missionary-hell-bound-pastor/
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 4:14pm On Aug 19, 2017
Dyt:
I need a date with this man of God.

Why?

What is your motive Dyt ?
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2017
Sijo01:
shocked shocked
He visually showed him these people’s sins on the “judgment screen”
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pornography in heaven?

He is right, there are over 12 rooms before one makes heaven and they contain screens that show what a person does on earth, each room screens a different quality. Find out from elderly ministers they will confirm it, in fact i know the number of rooms, i know there are more than screens, but i'll shut up


Furthermore, each room has a different angel that specifically looks for a specific quality, and sadly, in one person that makes heaven, over 50,000 goes to hell. it's an analogy not the exact figure...I saw it with my eyes, i have scriptures to back these things up....But i wish us good luck finding out what suits us best...

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 7:22am On Feb 14, 2023
haleeberry:
D concept of sex is 2 fulfil ur sexual desires n that of ur partner frm wateva position u ar both comfortable wit. D man is ranting

hi
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by DimeTX: 4:31am On Aug 23, 2023
I have heard demons of MouthAction being rebuked. There is also a temple that taught The Israelite's the fallen ways.

Here is more about it:


Baal-Peor: The Lord of the Opening
Baal: means Lord or Owner and refers to Satan.
Peor: means “Cleft” of “Gap” – from the word pa’ar meaning to open wide.
The cleft or opening to which Peor referred to, was the woman genital part. The goddess
Ashtoreth was the representation of the female genital part while Molech was the
representation of the male genital part. While, all immoral sexual acts were considered an
homage to Baal, the worship of Baal-Peor was considered to be the most obscene. The
temples had dedicated male and female prostitutes (priests and priestess) and anal and oral
sex were practiced by same sex or opposite sex in order to commune with Baal-Peor. While
male prostitutes participated in the act, only the feminine principle was glorified; man had
to sacrifice his manhood to join in the act. In either case, he effeminized himself. This brought
glory to Baal-Peor because the worshiper had to abase himself both physically and spiritually
before the cleft. The rites of Baal-Peor only exalt the woman principle


This is what happened to those who did these practices:


1 Corinthians 10:8
We should not commit sexual immorality, as some of them did, and in one day twenty-three thousand of them died.

The preacher is not lying. I was very surprised what the research has shown.

To walk the narrow path is not the ways of this world.
I understand that you may not want to accept this but now your eyes are open to it.

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