Too bad, my autocorrect (is this a Naija word too?) is Nigerian too, cos it doesn't correct me when I use any of these words.

Chai, my phone is even 'Made In Naija'.

Incredibl, I lv dis post becos I am actual guilty of all.
Eh anyway sha nx tym if u need twenty of dis kind of list, meet madame peace 2 assist u wit it .

What I understand is language not the English, e no matter anyhow u talk am make I understand am. Who cares.....

Na for english

But computers and other electronic devices can accept them as correct. If they are not in the dictionary, then the frequency of usage and number of users qualifies it to be a dictionary word.

SHEY NA U DEY MARK ENGLISH FOR WAEC

Another word is 'yesternight' instead of 'yesterday night'

WORDS YOU WONT FIND IN DICO

Shey dm hear wetin I dey talk sha Eehen! God punish dm dictionary....

Nonsense. Any word that is not misspelt is a new word.
Who cares if it's not the dictionary. Do you think it's only the English people who have the exclusive right to create new words?
I beg to differ.
Cross-carpetting is correct in so far as it's not coined from an already existing word.

moswags:
13) pepperish- this word is used by nigerians o refer to something. usually food that has a lot of pepper. however that word is wrong. the rigth word tovuse is peppery.

u can use 'spicy' as well

I would have given you a two thumbs up but you missed the most annoying one.
Even Daily Times used it today, read ...

'Amaechi FINGERED Patience Jonathan over APC rally disruption'

wat A fi C ...
no wonder buhari made f9 in English

A moment Of silence for those who has tabor the English

Let me tell you something you don't know....
still typing........
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Alright is in my own lexicon!

and it denotate alright

adjective (not comparable)
- (informal) alternative form of all right
synonyms
- (satisfactory) acceptable, adequate, fine, good enough, OK/okay, passable, satisfactory, sufficient, suitable..

Akkord4gov:
Guilty of them all.May the soul of my English teacher forgive me.No wonder I had C6 in my English and C in my GST 101 with my geniousity in English.
GENIOUSITY
ALRIGHT,FTC tinz,I dedicate this to all DISVIRGIN babes out there who aren't OPPORTUNED to keep their virginity.I also appreciate my SCREENTOUCH phone and network service.Infact the GO-SLOW I experienced during the journey to a grandpa WAKE-KEEPING was a blessing to be FTC.
Abeg I be confirm yoruba son,I will modify my grammatical errors if Oyinbo too can speak my Yoruba
To be candid,this is a sign of victory for me in this 2015

He he he he he he he he he he he he it is a sign of a victory.......(hums the rest)

Vandalisation/vandalization: these words don't exist as Well, it should be Vandalism

Nothing like "Unserious"

as i got C5 in my ssce & people understand what i speak; case closed,
after all that is not my mother tongue. IGBO KWEZUOOOONU!!! IYAAAAA!!!

What about the two ENGLISH teachers, were they also OPPORTUNED? ALRIGHT KONTINU! All these girls they DISVIRGIN, Diaris GOD'OO, in everything you are doing. You should bring back our girls INSTALLMENTALLY, we need them in broad day light and with no GO SLOW. And if they are lean, don't worry we will make them PLUMPY again. As my SCREENTOUCH is malfunctioning, we don't want any CUNNY act.

spanzed:
This post is Frontpage worthy.....Lalasticlala take action


Like u sed in exangel's post, Lalasticlala don take action close d thread.