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Check This Out And Add Yours by Mystery007(m): 10:46am On Feb 22, 2015
AMERICAN MOVIES
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching
or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S.A population are FBI/CIA
agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of the U.S.A is to
promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the
U.S.A
5. U.S.A is a place where you can meet all
mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.
6. Add yours.
INDIAN MOVIES
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever
wire you cut you "always choose the right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten
up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his
wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps.
6. Add yours.
NIGERIAN MOVIES
1. Anything wrong with your life is caused by your
grand mother in the village.
2. Babalawo can make you have plenty money but
himsef is very poor.
3. A person announces his death before falling to
the ground.
4. Every graduate don't get a job.
5. Every house in Abuja is fine and well furnished.
6. Add yours.

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