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| Funny Facts About Engineers by sodiqrasaq(m): 8:27pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
[img]http://www.fotosearch.com/CSP994/k15891850/[/img] I think that the life of the engineer is quite funny and adventurous, so I kinda complied some fact about we the engineers... For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this. An Engineer will never sleep in the night and will never wake up in the morning. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of MALT in his hand. No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her emotion in terms of mathematical logic. Engineer touches his car more often than his girl. Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it but Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet! Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur life. Engineers don’t really mad when the price of petrol goes up, but mad like a hell when there is mistake in the vector calculation. Engineer don’t understand things in mathematics, he just get used to them. Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of his name, while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Engr.) in front of their names. The working time for engineer is from morning to eternity. 5 Years, 120 Subjects, 900 Experiments, 9000 Assignments, 70,000 hours. A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’ Feel free to add yours 1 Like
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| Re: Funny Facts About Engineers by dkronicle(m): 8:38pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Do they smoke ? |
| Re: Funny Facts About Engineers by sodiqrasaq(m): 8:41pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
dkronicle: not really |
| Re: Funny Facts About Engineers by Vision4God: 9:00pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Engineers are d best  |
| Re: Funny Facts About Engineers by sholapot: 9:53pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Engineers are not romantic eg. My husband. |
| Re: Funny Facts About Engineers by Nobody: 12:18am On Feb 25, 2015 |
Story! |
| Re: Funny Facts About Engineers by jessetom(m): 8:43am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Theif!!! Nigga you stole my post!!! https://www.nairaland.com/2154132/fun-facts-engineer Niggaz these days... Smh #stealing posts since the time sodom and gomorrah...[b]Theif!!! Nigga you stole my post!!! https://www.nairaland.com/2154132/fun-facts-engineer Niggaz these days... Smh #stealing posts since the time sodom and gomorrah...[/b]Theif!!! Nigga you stole my post!!! https://www.nairaland.com/2154132/fun-facts-engineer Niggaz these days with nairaland PIRACY!!!... Smh #stealing posts since the time sodom and gomorrah... |
| Re: Funny Facts About Engineers by sodiqrasaq(m): 1:04pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
jessetom: i saw the post on a blog, so i shared on nairaland... sorry bro i wouldnt have post if i knew it was here already |
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