Ever heard that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
Just stupid answers.
Here's a bunch of Funny Tricky Questions that will really get your brain in high gear before you can produce the answer.
See if you can get on a roll and figure some of these out.
If you get good at these, you might get nominated for the Nobel peace prize

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A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?
Answer: The 8 sheep that were left.
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A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
Answer: She kicked it up.
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A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
Answer: The surgeon was his mother.
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A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there?
Answer: It was day time.
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A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
Answer: It didn't roll - roosters don't lay eggs.

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Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mount Everest was still the highest even though it had not been discovered.
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How many animals did Moses take onto the ark?
Answer: None; Noah was in that story!
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How many birth days does the average person have?
Answer: Just one, all the rest are anniversaries.
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If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?
Answer: 1 hour! Take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd. Total time spent: 1 hour!
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If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: Survivors generally are never buried.
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If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
Answer: No time at all it is already built.
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If Mr Steve's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?
Answer: Peacocks don’t lay eggs, just peahens.
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If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?
Answer: The 4 you took.
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If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing a kerosene lamp, an oil lantern, and some candles, which would you light first?
Answer: The match.
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Larry's father has five sons named Ben, Peter, Godwin, David... Guess what would be the name of the fifth?
Answer: It's Larry! (Larry is the fifth son).
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Mrs. Smith’s bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc. are all pink. What color are her stairs?
Answer: There’s no stairs. Bungalows don’t have a 2nd floor.
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Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days?
Answer: All months have 28 days.
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That lawyer is my brother, testified the accountant. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Answer: Neither of them is lying, the accountant was his sister.
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There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
Answer: The two were married.
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There's a 1 story house where everything inside and outside of it was PURPLE. So what color were the stairs?
Answer: There were no stairs because it was a one story house!
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Uncle Joe's farm had a terrible storm. All but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?
Answer: Seven

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Why is it against the law for a man living in Imo State to be buried in Abuja?
Answer: Because he’s not dead yet.
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You have 20 apples in a basket. 20 children come to you and each one of them ask for an apple. You want to give all the apples to each one of them, but still keep one inside the basket? How will you do it?
Answer: Give all the 19 apples to each one of them and give the basket to the last child with the apple still inside it.

used to ask alot of these in junior secondary school, knew the answers to them all

Wow so fascinating I've learnt a lot here

op. God bless you.
Funny but still educative.

op. God bless you.
Funny but educative

intresting read

nice

Magnefico