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Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 11:31pm On Mar 01, 2015
I took my girlfriend of 5yrs out yesterday. While we were at the eatery, a very beautiful waitress came to take our orders and I was kinda lost in her beauty that I couldn't even place a order. My girlfriend ended up placing the order for me.

During the meal I noticed my girlfriend was a little quiet but I didn't say anything as I was planning on how to chyke the waitress.

We later left the eatery and headed home... (Na here my trouble start) I tried talking to her in the car but she kept quiet. When we got home, I was becoming uneasy so I made to kiss her but she slapped me! I was taken aback but kept my cool and smiled then she started yelling at me that she saw everything that happened between me and that waitress.

I wanted to apologise but she slapped me again, I just smiled and made for the door but she drew me back and started slapping me

I lost my cool (very bad idea) and hit her, but she became wild and started punching me, I tried fighting her back but she overpowered me and broke my nose. It took the special grace of God and intervention of my neighbour and his three hefty friends to free me from her

Now am so ashamed I can't even leave the room... I really want to call it quit but am afraid she might just break my bones if I do.

Pls Nairalanders what should I do

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Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 11:37pm On Mar 01, 2015
jisos! if this is true, babes don man up ooo

break bones kwa shocked
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by agoadiv(m): 11:37pm On Mar 01, 2015
mumu de smell for ur mouth angry

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Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by richol(m): 11:38pm On Mar 01, 2015
WEAKLINGtongue

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Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 11:41pm On Mar 01, 2015
blackettt:
You and your girlfriend are fools.

Gtfoh with this fake ass story. _idiot of no comparison.
Dude why the insult? I only asked for help

If u have nothing reasonable to say kinda shut the fvck up.

Thanks
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 11:42pm On Mar 01, 2015
mirexxx:
nice! if this is true, babes don man up ooo



didn't read tho# wink
So someone can not come and seek help on nairaland again? Nawa ooo
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by assu2013(m): 11:43pm On Mar 01, 2015
AYa sorry for there hard luck man.
But one question please is she ur sugar mummy or ur normal babe?
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Hazardd(m): 11:43pm On Mar 01, 2015
i wonder where you originated this your story from
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 11:44pm On Mar 01, 2015
JohnPortar:
So someone can not come and seek help on nairaland again? Nawa ooo
tell that to the guys that just bashed u undecided
not me smiley
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Terry68: 11:45pm On Mar 01, 2015
Hell no! Who gave this guy over cooked indomie?

And you call yourself a ma.

The N left you.



Ma! Pls go back to your girlfriend and ask for more slaps.

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Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by MzzTega(f): 11:47pm On Mar 01, 2015
If this is true....CONGRATULATIONS!
Now u gat someone to fight for you all the time grin
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 11:47pm On Mar 01, 2015
JohnPortar:
Dude why the insult? I only asked for help

If u have nothing reasonable to say kinda shut the fvck up.

Thanks
he's on his period that's y wink



well..he's always been on his period grin
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Samiceman: 11:47pm On Mar 01, 2015
blackettt:
I've said what I have to say, John fvcktard Portar.
Was the other acct banned? This one is getting its dose soon
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 11:51pm On Mar 01, 2015
blackettt:
Aww, I like the way I get into your skin, turtle.
you wish dude! grin
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 11:55pm On Mar 01, 2015
blackettt:
I don't wish, I know. . . I read people's emotions for fun.
okies
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 12:01am On Mar 02, 2015
blackettt:
Yeah, turtle.
Don't call me a turtle again
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by ronald4lif(m): 12:04am On Mar 02, 2015
I don't believe this shocked
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by mirexxx(f): 12:05am On Mar 02, 2015
blackettt:
Say pls.
k, pls
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by OGeeKush(m): 12:06am On Mar 02, 2015
Lwkmd oo.. Dude wait, u mean a guy, sorry i mean ur gf beat the dude out of u?? Tf!! grin

Now this kinda put a smile on my face.. Lolz
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Beamborla(f): 12:06am On Mar 02, 2015
I was here smiley
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Ezibless: 12:10am On Mar 02, 2015
I don't know why i was just smiling as i read through.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Lemmie contact DANIEL BRAIN
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Op,God know say you deserve every punch you got.

Planning to chyke was not bad enough but in your babe presence sef? Good for you.

I ROFF THAT BABE JO
grin
Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:10am On Mar 02, 2015
Op, sorry to say but I think this story was fabricated
No offense, but I see too many elements of fakeness

By the way, Its quiet not quite.

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Re: Help! I Was Beaten By My Girlfriend by JohnPortar: 12:15am On Mar 02, 2015
missjenna:
Op, sorry to say but I think this story was fabricated
No offense, but I see too many elements of fakeness

By the way, Its quiet not quite.
The story isn't fake... Happened on Saturday night, I can upload pictorial evidence if u want

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