FOR FEMALE:
1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.  

2. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.  

3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: I don’t want to be seen in public with a dork like you.  

4. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I’m busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?  

5. I’ve got a boyfriend.
Translation: I’d rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.  

6. I don’t date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.  

7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: It’s you.  

8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.  

9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God. Translation: I’ve sworn off men like you.  

10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.


FOR MALE:
1. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You’re ugly.  

2. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You’re ugly.  

3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: You’re ugly.  

4. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You’re ugly.  

5. I’ve got a girlfriend.
Translation: You’re ugly.  

6. I don’t date women where I work.
Translation: You’re ugly.  

7. It’s not you, it’s me.
Translation: You’re ugly.  

8. I’m concentrating on my career.
Translation: You’re ugly.  

9. I’m saved, so my heart belongs to God. Translation: You’re ugly.  

10. Let’s be friends.
Translation: You’re totally ugly.

hahaha.....y am I laughing?