1. Thou shalt not talk back at thy parent, for such unforgivable act attracts the beating of one’s life.

2. Thou shalt not have boyfriend or girlfriend A.K.A destiny reshapers before the age of 25; but thou must also not forget to bring forth grand children by the age of 24.

3. Thou must everly be prepared to recieve sarcastic answers to such questions as “Mummy, where should I keep the pot?”, “Daddy, how much did you buy the frying pan?” etc etc

4. Thou shall never win against seemingly “innocent” questions asked in anger.

Act 1 Scene 1

Momsi: Are you deaf?!

Shivering child: No Mama

Momsi: Oho! So you can talk back at me, ba? Nooo, we’ve become mates. That’s what they taught you in school abi *drags the helpless child by the ear*

Act 1 Scene 2

Momsi: Are you Deaf?!

Shivering Child: *shuts his mouth for the life of him*

Momsi: Oh, you’re keeping quiet? So I’m a dog ehn, I’m barking. Is That Not So? I’m pouring spit, ba? Useless child!- *drags the child by the ear*

5. Thou Shalt, must and “by fire by force” follow Paale and Maale to Church every Blessed Sunday; whether Thou Wants to be an Alfa or A Babalawo.

6. Thou shalt always be prepared to run ridiculous errands like “Bring that remote on the table” which is less than 1cm away.

7. Thou shalt not form “odeshi” when being caned and must cry for Africa to avoid further torture

8. Thou MUST always come first in class, because one way or another, Maale and Paale took first position from KG till the end of their secondary school education.

9. Thou shalt forget the word “privacy” exists as African parents will stalk the life of you. It is not your phone, it is OUR phone, OUR room, OUR friends.

10. And lastly, but most important, Thou shall be loved in a way unimaginable and brought up decently and “in the way of the Lord”

We love our African Parents

Source: https://insidejanelleshead./

Funny bt true

Nice write up

Thou shall not leave their presence to take a phone call if u don't want it confiscated. (The fone will always be in your pocket and on vibration so that when it vibrates,u just quietly leave to talk to ur sweetheart or whoever) *sighs*

You ain't ever lied.

MzNelly:

2. Thou shalt not have boyfriend or girlfriend A.K.A destiny reshapers before the age of 25; but thou must also not forget to bring forth grand children by the age of 24.

Lol! Nice writeup!

Twaci:
Lol! Nice writeup!

. I grew up with my dad , try the the odeshi stuff, your name will be sorry. cry out, you are finished.
bottom line , avoid his anger completely.

Adaobi12:
. I grew up with my dad , try the the odeshi stuff, your name will be sorry. cry out, you are finished.
bottom line , avoid his anger completely.

Abi, and trust me, that won't be easy!

Twaci:
Abi, and trust me, that won't be easy!

. Easy ke, when am sort of stubborn. thank God he remarried.

True talk

Incase

U know when they ask a question and as ur answering the scream shut up . I now know it's cos they already know ur answer will be nonsense. I do it to my kids

Where are the mods? I dnt knw y dey lyk sleeping. FP tins na

True talk

Hi MzNelly

sonOfLucifer:
Hi MzNelly

Been aeons!!

Number 6 is so my dads doing. Bring that remote, oya goto supersport9, change it to SS3, just find one interesting football match, oya put It at Igbo, oya fisi yoruba,,,gbekoro jeka wo chinese. Tv is so not intering whenever he's around cos one channel cannot last 30mins

MzNelly:


Been aeons!!

I died.

sonOfLucifer:

I died.

Who killed ya?

MzNelly:


Who killed ya?

My dreams...

sonOfLucifer:

My dreams...

What happened nau?

MzNelly:


What happened nau?

I thought yoy loved me

@Op,
My parents no be like that o!
Where you get your own parents?

sonOfLucifer:

I thought yoy loved me

I do love you nau

So true

MzNelly:

if i tell u say, u r d finest girl i'v seen, sheee u go believe me?

Emodeee:


if i tell u say, u r d finest girl i'v seen, sheee u go believe me?

Bia, how many girls will you toast on this Nairaland?

MzNelly:


Bia, how many girls will you toast on this Nairaland?

bt i nvr toast u lah? Wz just shwing admiration.

Download and listen to "omo to dah by EMODEEE." Here is the link: http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=514765.

Emodeee:


bt i nvr toast u lah? Wz jez shw admiration.

Thanks.

MzNelly:


Thanks.

u sef want mk i toast u. C hw u jumped into conclusion. Well, i fancy u though. Do u mind if we run tinz 2gether? lyk it's partnership

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