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Man Dies During Sex With Wife by SexySilifa(f): 8:08pm On Mar 05, 2015
A wife has been accused of causing her husband's death with her adulterous life after he slumped and died during sex.
A 36-year-old woman, Patricia Kudzanai Mutambiranwa, whose husband, Bonisto Nhunge, slumped and diedduring a sex sessionin Chigodora village in Chihota, Zimbabwe, is being blamed by the man's family of being the cause of his untimely demise.
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Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by falconey(m): 8:11pm On Mar 05, 2015
I blame PDP >silifa.com

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Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by BeeBeeOoh(m): 8:11pm On Mar 05, 2015
Who is to be blamed #thinkingoutloud



His obituary poster will be like, "We The Family Of ....... Wish To Announce The Death Of Our Husband, Father, Brother, Uncle & In-law Mr ........ Who has Gone To Be With Lord On 5th March 2015 After A Marathon Sex With Wife..

Abeg wetin dem go tell hin pikin dem sey na im kill their papa

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Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Mayor21(m): 8:12pm On Mar 05, 2015
What did that woman put inside there?
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by temitemi1(m): 8:12pm On Mar 05, 2015
What a way to die undecided undecided undecided
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Cutehector(m): 8:14pm On Mar 05, 2015
Why won't he die ontop her wen she is telln him harder harder.
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by simplemach(m): 8:21pm On Mar 05, 2015
Dis one na him be say person follow the same road wen him come world go back again.

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Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by nickusoro(m): 8:21pm On Mar 05, 2015
Simply Tap Out, Niggahhhh....
You didn't have to die on the cookie

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by akinsadeez(m): 8:21pm On Mar 05, 2015
Cutehector:
Why won't he die ontop her wen she is telln him harder harder.

wait, do you expect her to be saying softer, softergrin grin grin grin It will always be harder nah.
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by TI1919(m): 8:21pm On Mar 05, 2015
Hmmm
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by simplemach(m): 8:22pm On Mar 05, 2015
Dis one na him be say person follow the same road wen him take come world go back again.
But wait ooo, wetin all these women dey put for inside that their honey pot wen dey kill kill people these days?
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by barnaboy(m): 8:23pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chei! Dis one na him wife naaa .
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Tallesty1(m): 8:23pm On Mar 05, 2015
I can imagine the look on Peter's face when he appear unclad at the pearly gates.
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Cutehector(m): 8:24pm On Mar 05, 2015
akinsadeez:


wait, do you expect her to be saying softer, softergrin grin grin grin It will always be harder nah.
loool. Is it not d porn dat evryone watches dese days dat makes dem to be sayn harder harder. Slow sensual bleep can be cool too grin
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by akinsadeez(m): 8:24pm On Mar 05, 2015
Its not really a bad way to die.he died in pleasure grin......and when he gets to heaven and meets d mythical virgins, den he continues with the same thing that led to his death. But if he finds himself in hell, well......... grin
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Nobody: 8:26pm On Mar 05, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
Who is to be blamed #thinkingoutloud
Which pastor said those dumb words on ur signature?undecided
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Cutehector(m): 8:27pm On Mar 05, 2015
akinsadeez:
Its not really a bad way to die.he died in pleasure grin......and when he gets to heaven and meets d mythical virgins, den he continues with the same thing that led to his death. But if he finds himself in hell, well......... grin
lol in hell his punishment will him being raped by a woman whose honeypot has spikes and chukuchuku insyd it
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by akinsadeez(m): 8:27pm On Mar 05, 2015
Cutehector:
loool. Is it not d porn dat evryone watches dese days dat makes dem to be sayn harder harder. Slow sensual bleep can be cool too grin


Hmmmm......wise words of experience grin. But d woman wants him to show her he is a tiger in bed and d man really showed d tiger in him. Its not easy to do until d point of death grin
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by akinsadeez(m): 8:31pm On Mar 05, 2015
Cutehector:
lol in hell his punishment will him being raped by a woman whose honeypot has spikes and chukuchuku insyd it


But how will dat be possible. His thing will not rise unless dey drug him. imagine, If dat kind of woman wants to rape u, dats d day u will know ur john Thomas also has a brain. d way it will shrink itself ehn, e go surprise u. grin
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Cutehector(m): 8:39pm On Mar 05, 2015
akinsadeez:



Hmmmm......wise words of experience grin. But d woman wants him to show her he is a tiger in bed and d man really showed d tiger in him. Its not easy to do until d point of death grin
lol she should as well get bleeped by a horse. I reaaly wonder why will a man slump and die after a marathon bleep. Its just like drinkn alcohol and not knowin one's limits
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Nobody: 9:47pm On Mar 05, 2015
He probably died of a myocardial infarction (heart attack). It happens.

Sex is a cardiovascular (aerobic) exercise and makes high oxygen demand

Therefore, an coronary/cardiac ischemia can lead to cardiac death where one has atherosclerotic heart disesease

That's why those recovering from a heart attack are told to abstain from sex at least 3-6 weeks; and even longer for those who underwent cardiac procedure like a coronary by-pass or percutaenous revacularization.

Yea...yall just got schooled.

Thank me later. grin





PS: sorry, I know...I am a capital NERD. undecided
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Cutehector(m): 10:50pm On Mar 05, 2015
Xiadnat:
He probably died of a myocardial infarction (heart attack). It happens.

Sex is a cardiovascular (aerobic) exercise and makes high oxygen demand

Therefore, an coronary/cardiac ischemia can lead to cardiac death where one has atherosclerotic heart disesease

That's why those recovering from a heart attack are told to abstain from sex at least 3-6 weeks; and even longer for those who underwent cardiac procedure like a coronary by-pass or percutaenous revacularization.

Yea...yall just got schooled.

Thank me later. grin





PS: sorry, I know...I am a capital NERD. undecided
oya explain this. A man's penis getn stuck in a woman's honeypot
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Slimzjoe(m): 11:28pm On Mar 05, 2015
how will this news make GMB loose
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by joystickextendr: 11:44pm On Mar 05, 2015
is it only me? or does anyone notice that all the weird n sily things happen in zimbabwe angry anyways may his soul rip





meanwhile are u having problem with your joystick size or having premature ejac? then check my signature and contact me smiley
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Nobody: 12:09am On Mar 06, 2015
Cutehector:
oya explain this. A man's penis getn stuck in a woman's honeypot

It is called vaginismus. Look it up. It's possible. The vaginal wall is composed of very strong musculature. When it's in abnormally contracted state, it can clamp down on the penile structure.

Very possible.

Say wha? Yes.
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by AnyibestDede(m): 1:47am On Mar 06, 2015
The man is 54 years and the woman is 36yrs, what do u expect? 18yrs difference, why wont he slumb ontop of her? He was even a brick layer.
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Nobody: 1:53am On Mar 06, 2015
Hmmm good death gringringringringringrin

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Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by adahgold(m): 1:59am On Mar 06, 2015
@op all I can is sex is sweet...
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by cyprianlah(m): 2:08am On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
Hmmm good death gringringringringringrin

Wickedgrin
Make ur bf fear u
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Nobody: 2:11am On Mar 06, 2015
cyprianlah:


Wickedgrin
Make ur bf fear u
angry am not wicked gringrin
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by cyprianlah(m): 2:21am On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
angry am not wicked gringrin

Do u knw wat it means to die untop
U have failed d femininegrin
Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by Nobody: 2:35am On Mar 06, 2015
cyprianlah:


Do u knw wat it means to die untop
U have failed d femininegrin
no i dont. enlighten me

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