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Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by mumumugu(m): 1:21am On Mar 06, 2015
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by HrtBrkSteve(m): 1:23am On Mar 06, 2015
Smh***

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 1:33am On Mar 06, 2015
Total bullshit

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by amokeme(f): 1:38am On Mar 06, 2015
Shezhawt:
Total bullshit
seconded!

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tchino26(m): 1:39am On Mar 06, 2015
@Mumumugu: can u make a prost ur wife? lipsrsealed

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 1:39am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Pinkiedearie(f): 1:39am On Mar 06, 2015
I'm not suprised about those things you wrote up there..#like begets like..if these are the reasons why you'll get married then you need to visit a rehabilitation centre..#no offense pls

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 1:40am On Mar 06, 2015
TRASH!!! Excuses for promotion of immoralty and indecency Buhari must hear this angry

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 1:49am On Mar 06, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
I'm not suprised about those things you wrote up there..#like begets like..if these are the reasons why you'll get married then you need to visit a rehabilitation centre..#no offense pls
seconded!!!

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by cyprianlah(m): 1:52am On Mar 06, 2015
Dude go to sleep sad
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by TI1919(m): 1:53am On Mar 06, 2015
cool cool cool
Is that what you want for our youth?
mumumugu:
1)more experienced
2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.
3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style
4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually
5)
There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.
While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.
5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.
6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation
7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family
coolhonest,openminded,straightforward
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by demmy0325(m): 1:54am On Mar 06, 2015
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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by adahgold(m): 1:57am On Mar 06, 2015
@op ride on,am patiently reading it.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by sirlaw2(m): 2:01am On Mar 06, 2015
Do u really need me to give u Five reasons why u should go to bed? Ok.
1. Its past ur bedtime
2. Children, (ur mates) av gone to bed so like i said earlier, its past ur bedtime.
3. Ur mum will soon enter ur room to check on u to knw if u ar really sleeping... (that is if u av ur own room) so put away d phon n go to bed.
4. Surely its nt healthy thinking of nothing but sex n prostitutes every time of the day... The time u wasted posting this would av served beta if u were sleeping. At least a minute amt of brain development would av occured then...
5. Seriously, u should consider going to bed... I will pray 4 u so that u will mary a prostitute at this ur young age... I'd like to see how she will support u in d family n the thread u will open wen u finally contact the STDs that av been calling u since...

P.S... Some people, after writing, will say 'no offence meant'.... Well, if u want to take offence, ur funeral... Sue me.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by menix(m): 2:14am On Mar 06, 2015
@OP....y u dey spoil mkt for dis nairaland ladies..
See as dem tackle u lik final beating wey actor dey give boss 4 film...

Dis 1 wey pple dey vex lik diz, nah ghost go marry doz prost.

Well i know of a friend who married one cous she got preg. Buh i mst tell u, dat family is way way solid than most 9ja families, d understanding is A1....

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by oche2014(m): 2:37am On Mar 06, 2015
True talk

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by asadike(f): 4:03am On Mar 06, 2015
Lobatan! Op, I wish u good luck and journey mercies.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tardell007(m): 4:11am On Mar 06, 2015
In case.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 4:23am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexu

There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward


Same with d man wh*re too cheesy
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Exponental(m): 4:33am On Mar 06, 2015
op... did u learn dis from an older member of d family.... say ur mum, aunt or who?

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by joseph1832(m): 4:55am On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
TRASH!!! Excuses for promotion of immoralty and indecency Buhari must hear this angry
And just what is your definition of immorality and indecency?.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by olaideeeedris(m): 5:33am On Mar 06, 2015
I actually wanted to say something but when I saw ur name, all I can say now is... NO WONDER

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by cutieberie1(f): 5:40am On Mar 06, 2015
is dat y u created this thread....hw does this affect us in our daily life...

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by 7footre(m): 5:44am On Mar 06, 2015
Jesus please we are tired of waiting for the second coming!!!!!

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by justmag(m): 5:50am On Mar 06, 2015
Nigerian girls will never watch porn with you and then expect adventurous sex. Lol.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by izuch(m): 6:06am On Mar 06, 2015
You can't make a hoe a house wife niqqa

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by williamspaul22(m): 6:19am On Mar 06, 2015
My guy which sk wey u smoke? Na ghana sk? undecided

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Henrypraise: 6:33am On Mar 06, 2015
cutieberie1:
is dat y u created this thread....hw does this affect us in our daily life...
.
diddydiva:
seconded!!!
diddydiva:
TRASH!!! Excuses for promotion of immoralty and indecency Buhari must hear this angry
amokeme
Shezhawt:
Total bullshit
post=31345912:

seconded!

Reasons to marry virgins una go condemn

Reasons to marry prostitute, una go still condemn.

Wetin una want make we marry?

There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.
carefully/ honestly select ur category here

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by lonelydora: 6:44am On Mar 06, 2015
All the things you wrote here can be achieved without marrying a harlot. I really don't know about number 2 which makes me shake head for you.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by emperorchedda(m): 6:50am On Mar 06, 2015
Exponental:
op... did u learn dis from an older member of d family.... say ur mum, aunt or who?
What a fool

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by vislabraye(m): 6:52am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

When I saw your moniker, I wasnt surprised.

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