asadike:
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz

Lolz screaming competition I love dat

Just imagine the kind of topics making front page.

wonders shall never cease

u too service ur wife very well make her scream pass ur neighbour and always be alert when ur enemy strikes, poor guy scared of neighbour fit e nak him wife pele...

Knock their door and ask if you could participate. 3 would surely be better company !!!!!

U can sue dem public nuisance. Or a nix radio an position the speaker to his window y a porn movi is rolling.

fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start . Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

MEHN BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U ARE BADER THAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start . Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

MEHN BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U ARE BADER THAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am a property agent if you choose to leave that apartment for somewhere better and affordable. Let me know please 08023045...... You don't need to put up with this. Meanwhile try to increase your tempo with madam because it getting to her. And the kids don't need such revelation later.

Do I hear transistor radio? Watin radio wan do compared to screaming especially from a woman in eldorado. Lolz

Is/was your wife a screamer before the kids started rolling in? If she was then focus on pleasing her some more.

I suggest you smoke some grass, it would help a little, as it would make 'everything' appear to be new. Then just let the 'spirit' lead you *Big Grin*

As for your kids, be honest with them in a way that they can understand.

But the topics making FTP though!

The OP is facing the toughest time of his life since his wife is giving him some kind of eye like she wants to be grinded like the man does to his wife

GAZZUZZ:
guy all this one nah long story, ur problem is the quote. go and ask the man to share knowledge with you simple!!

hahahahaha. *falls from pepper tree*

Wait ooo. You mean they do it 3 times every night? 7 nights a week?

Perfectbright:
Na small pikin brain u get

That's your opinion, which I did not ask for

Lmao

fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start . Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

if they are couples it won't work for them, because it's legal for couple to hv sex.

felifeli:


Ask if you may join them ... before your wife asks

hahahahaha
hilarious thread with hilarious comments. le
mme save this thread for laughing anytime am angry.

fem29:


Ehn it's just to make dem feel uncomfortable na, you are busy doing the do and you now hear pastor condemning sex . Ok he can get a tape of those indigenous gospel songs.

it won't work, Infact it will encourage them more, maybe they want babies.

asadike:
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz

1 million likes for u.....

snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Are u dat jobless that only wat u do is listen to a couple when ever they are making love dat u know when they start, stop, go for dinner and all that? If ur story which I see as fake is true, simply park out if u can't take it or find something better to do

babyosisi:
The solution is to write a simple anonymous note in bold and slip it through their door saying

[size=18pt]Please tell your wife to stop screaming and moaning loudly,the whole yard can hear her including the children
[/size]

Op this is the best thing to do

Why do i feel like laughing?


They also include "im sorry, I'd be good"... in the moanings?



I feel like having a service in here....


Wow! I wished i was you, man.

MsPat:
Sex pollution kwa? Hian!! If i was ur wife ehn...na to dey scream my own join o, even if we re not doing anything. When screamer jam screamer...one must bend!



But ur story hard me to beleive sha

exactly my take on this, his story does not add up, unless a cubicle demacates his apartment from your neighbour's.

Shey na dem pay house rent for you...the constitution has it that everybody has a right to freedom of life and where one' right to freedom of life is threatened by the other's constitutional penalties will be take its course;

On that note; buy a 20watts Bluetooth woofer...the type re-engineered by China that can play and select songs on it own...

Set on it a recorded voice that quotes the above rendition of the constitution. Place it an inch away from the boundary line both of you share to your favour, finally turn the speaker towards his window.

Increase the volume and leave it on repeat. Let's see who will adjust first!

No right thinking man would act in that manner, na wickedness be that o...

I am telling you he is forming rambo...now chics and babes around go dey look am like one macho...till him yansh them finish!

Finally warn your wife sternly!

I believe you know what to tell your kids

You no go kill me, If they are married then is good because it will strenghten the bond.
But You need to entertain your wife too, she be human being and get feelings.

U ppl should advise properly. The noise isn't his problem. His problem is that, his wife sees him unfit. So pls advice him based on capability.

see hard bolingo!

fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start . Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

U re forgetting that "if" they are married the term immorality doesn't concern them...that will be d reason y dey will even add more tempo to show u dat they are enjoying marital bliss...who knows they may just decide to start romping against ur connecting walls,so that u may gladly go hug transformer...

mkpakanaodogwu:
Buy a transistor radio,position it where the noise is coming from,high the volume and u are good to go

God bless your brain

Guy increase ur performance and forget ur labour.

snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Hahahahaha Oluwa ooo. OP this your post got me laughing ooo. I wonder who is worst between my neighbours and yours.
I almost sought for help some months back from my fellow nairalanders but thank God I'm reading your post now.

Here is my neighbours time table. Sex start from 5am and last till 6am. Lots of distraction during my morning devotion. 2pm my neighbours continues from where they stopped in the morning not minding the heat. 12am again, they resume duty. Most times I wonder if Sex was Bread and Beans.

OP as to your wife feelings, Lol my hubby felt the same way too. Just that Alainironu ni awon neighbors mi meaning, they have nothing to think of unlike us that have lots of targets and responsibilities to meet.

I have no advise to give because I'm also going through the same thing, so I will just wait for nairalanders advise.