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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Coldfeet(f): 6:07pm On Mar 06, 2015
asadike:
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fhemmmy: 6:15pm On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


Ehn it's just to make dem feel uncomfortable na, you are busy doing the do and you now hear pastor condemning sex angry. Ok he can get a tape of those indigenous gospel songs.

If i am married to my wife and i am doing my thing with her and you playing such message, that is when i will get nastier and ask who is the daddy . . . cos i am married to her.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Collins0609(m): 6:17pm On Mar 06, 2015
give it to ur wife dats d only way for him to stop. d best form of defence is attack least u come back from work and u hear ur wife screaming give it to me now.more harder u do it more than my husband and ur children will ask u y is uncle always beating our mummy
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by femi4: 6:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
Catered4:







Hahahahaha Oluwa ooo. OP this your post got me laughing ooo. I wonder who is worst between my neighbours and yours.
I almost sought for help some months back from my fellow nairalanders but thank God I'm reading your post now.

Here is my neighbours time table. Sex start from 5am and last till 6am. Lots of distraction during my morning devotion. 2pm my neighbours continues from where they stopped in the morning not minding the heat. 12am again, they resume duty. Most times I wonder if Sex was Bread and Beans.

OP as to how your wife feelings, Lol my hubby felt the same way too. Just that Alainironu ni awon neighbors mi meaning, they have nothing to think of unlike us that have lots of targets and responsibilities to meet.

I have no advise to give because I'm also going through the same thing, so I will just wait for nairalanders advise.
Dem no dey go work ni?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by yollychika(f): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2015
Abeg leave them make den enjoy their selves jawe cheesy
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:25pm On Mar 06, 2015
Bokoharam:


Who says they are commiting sin? They are a married couple nah! So, what does Sexual Immorality" tape do to them?

Ok , no vex, but they do not need to be disturbing the whole adugbo with their rampant Ikworikwo
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by baroncy: 6:26pm On Mar 06, 2015
misfab:
lols....thaats a whole lot of a healthy sex life ur neighbours gat grin

and d part of wifey greetn them neibours extra nicely got me grin

op...me thinks thirs shuld b an aphrodisiac for u thou. get busy wit ur own wen next u hear them. kai. undecided

The OP is just a lame man! Akpos do ur work as a man, fire madam too aggressively. Eishe man!
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Jimohsunday: 6:32pm On Mar 06, 2015
Monitor . how much have u paid for the monitoring work?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 6:33pm On Mar 06, 2015
femi4:
God bless your brain
THANK YOU
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2015
Fhemmmy:


If i am married to my wife and i am doing my thing with her and you playing such message, that is when i will get nastier and ask who is the daddy . . . cos i am married to her.

Haa e ma gab mi oo, my mentions are blowing up n so may likes grin. Yes I like sex as much as the next person and I would love to let go and be screaming like a banshee BUT you have to have consideration for others.

I do not even want the person in the next room, be it friend, family member or child to hear me when I'm having sex with my hubby talk less of neighbours. They will now be imagining what you are doing and seeing you naked in their mind. It's just not very nice for anyone concerned. I don't even want anyone to hear the bed creaking grin.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by sethbanks(m): 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2015
I feel the OP pains,trust me,it's not funny because i've experience same with my former neighbour.My widow was opposite there's,mehn! Come and hear scream as early as 5.am every morning,@8.pm they move to the bathroom then the screaming and moaning becomes terrible. Come and see celebration in my compound when they finally packed out. ''Oga lica i doff my hat for you ohh''!

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Boss13: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2015
Do you reside in a face me apartment coz I don't understand how what occurs in the privacy of one's apartment can bother you

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by rhames(m): 6:35pm On Mar 06, 2015
That guy must be a sex machine
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by VonScott(m): 6:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
Bokoharam:
Bros, is this 4real or you are doing? In this era of money rituals, would the lady not think she is in for one?
Anyway, good to try out sha oo!

not Chibok girls oh!
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Drone007: 6:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words. angry angry angry

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward embarassed

Though your neighbors are married, still theirs is an abnormal behavior that constitutes an infringement on your rights, a danger to the health and cohesion of your family and a dangerous threat to the moral balance of your young children. You and others in similar situation need not die in silence. Urgently talk to your lawyers NOW.

See these links:

http://www.naij.com/64362.html

Man Gets 6 Months Jail Time For Noisy Lovemaking

A 42 year old man, Romeo Artemio Lori, has bagged himself some jail time, after his neighbours made complaints about his sexual exploits and got him arrested.
The Italian man has been reportedly given a six months jail sentence by the court for being ‘too good at sex’.

According to reports, neighbours of Romeo Artemio Lori, were fed up of all his girlfriend’s noise that emanates from his house during their love making sessions, that they went ahead and complained to a judge.

The latin lovers had been reportedly given several warnings to tone down their ‘love noise’ for the sake of the neighbours, but they ignored the pleas and kept on with the noise daily.

A court heard how at least 12 angry neighbours in Vigodarzere, Padua, said they were disturbed by his sexploits.

The couple’s sessions would go on for more than an hour, a judge heard.
They filed a complaint, citing the case as one of ‘stalking’ because of the way the Italian stallion had terrorised them with the loud noises.

During the hearing Romeo claimed he was being punished for “being too good at sex”.

He also argued that there was a difference between “stalking” and “noises”.

But the judge said he found the neighbour’s demands “reasonable” and sentenced Romeo to spend time alone in prison.

The offender said he intends to appeal the sentence.

No.2:
Couple arrested for loud noise during love making
Some mothers do have them! When some are complaining of not getting ‘it’ enough, some others are being fined for making too much noise while in the act…lol. What kind of romantic abi na sexual noise will a couple come up with during their supposed private time to warrant them being arrested? This has been the question on my mind ever since I stumbled on this story which I found on Yimiton..com and believe you me, am yet to fathom what that ‘noise’ ha been like.

Anyways, the story goes that a couple have been charged with disturbing the peace because of the noise they made during sex. The couple identified as Jessica Angel and Colin McKenzie have been issued with an order requiring them to prevent ‘screaming, loud moaning, swearing and raised voices’ after the police were called to their flat twenty times within the space of four months for the noise they make during sex…na wa o! However, following more complains from neighbors the couple were charged under the Environment Protection Act and they also stand a chance of being fined 3,000 pounds if convicted.
https://micable./2012/08/28/couple-arrested-for-loud-noise-during-love-making/

No.3:
Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex


Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip

A couple in England refused to stop having loud sex, resulting in the wife, Caroline, going to jail for “anti-social behavior.” The couple has been married for 30 years and they LOVE rumpy pumpy (as they say across the pond) and are extremely loud about it. The neighbors hate them and have called the police dozens of times, resulting in 30 visits in less than a year to ask them to quiet down.

Caroline can’t get enough of her man’s willy though, and she ended up spending 12 weeks in jail for it.

OK, since when is shagging “anti-social behavior”? And since when are couples who have been married for this many years so Hot?


Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fhemmmy: 6:41pm On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


Haa e ma gab mi oo, my mentions are blowing up n so may likes grin. Yes I like sex as much as the next person and I would love to let go and be screaming like a banshee BUT you have to have consideration for others.

I do not even want the person in the next room, be it friend, family member or child to hear me when I'm having sex with my hubby talk less of neighbours. They will now be imagining what you are doing and seeing you naked in their mind. It's just not very nice for anyone concerned. I don't even want anyone to hear the bed creaking grin.

I totally agree with you, what you do and i do in my bedroom ought to be my business and i dont have to azonto it on the street, i am only commenting on your strategy of handling it . . . There are many other ways to deal with such couple but not a preaching by a pastor about immoral hoochie, cos nothing is immoral about husband and wife shagging.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by jimmayoy: 6:42pm On Mar 06, 2015
mkpakanaodogwu:
Buy a transistor radio,position it where the noise is coming from,high the volume and u are good to go

Guy with this your advice are you sure you are not the neighbor we are reading about?I suspect you ooo.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 234GT(m): 6:43pm On Mar 06, 2015
Over half of screams during sex are actually faked! The solution is to PLEAD with the man to talk to his wife. I am sure she won't scream like that if they had to Bleep in enemy territory during a bloody war.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by bollyzeez(m): 6:44pm On Mar 06, 2015
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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:44pm On Mar 06, 2015
Fhemmmy:


I totally agree with you, what you do and i do in my bedroom ought to be my business and i dont have to azonto it on the street, i am only commenting on your strategy of handling it . . . There are many other ways to deal with such couple but not a preaching by a pastor about immoral hoochie, cos nothing is immoral about husband and wife shagging.

Ehn what else to do na, talking to them will not go well I assure you, most things are best solved by passive aggression, cunny man die, cunny man bury am.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 6:45pm On Mar 06, 2015
jimmayoy:


Guy with this your advice are you sure you are not the neighbor we are reading about?I suspect you ooo.
maybe
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:47pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:

lol, but how does the guy keep her screaming for so long....thats d real koko, ive tried various stuffs to please my wife too but....haba 30mins, 1hr non stop chei!!

or cud the couple be pretending

Yes oo they are probably pretending, don't believe the hype. That's how porn stars do and they prob are not even feeing the thing again due to overuse of the vag
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fhemmmy: 6:50pm On Mar 06, 2015
fem29:


Ehn what else to do na, talking to them will not go well I assure you, most things are best solved by passive aggression, cunny man die, cunny man bury am.

You might ne surprised that talking to them could work, but since the woman is the one that seems to be doing the singing, then, the woman might be the one to talk to the singing madam, but she might say that she is jealous . . . . But wait a minute, is the OP really worried about the noise or he is scared that his wife is looking at him as "Not doing it good enough"
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by zulu4bravo: 6:58pm On Mar 06, 2015
Lol...this is funny but if not handled wit kia..itz capable of ruining ur family...I think what u. Shld do is to let ur wife knw that screaning does not all d time means that shez enjoying it...she might just b pretending..she shld screan back and see their reaction..and above all get ur self another apartment far frm that neibourhood.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by teeastute(m): 6:59pm On Mar 06, 2015
U better leave d man and learned how to f**k your wife harder too and kill noise with noise!
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Teespice(f): 7:03pm On Mar 06, 2015
hmmmmm

and this made front page

okay oooo.......... lips sealed.

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ability14(m): 7:06pm On Mar 06, 2015
They shouldn't be doing that in a public compound/building.



E no make brain at all.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Reference(m): 7:18pm On Mar 06, 2015
Look man. Just take a trip to your local builders mart. Get some rock wool, gypsum fibre boards, double glazing, some shock dampners for your furniture and a good handy man to fit the stuff. Upgrade man.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by adanduka: 7:23pm On Mar 06, 2015
snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer... angry

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words. angry angry angry

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward embarassed

Your previous posts show you are a bachelor. When did you have kids and moaning neighbours?

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 7:26pm On Mar 06, 2015
Bitojoe:


that what ma?

Pastor you should know the drill now....but since u asked ....

Anytime you see him ,be nice and friendly after a few weeks ,whenever u see him hail him with words like D man stuff like that.....

then offer to buy him a drink some day then tell him something like .
"the main man,men how u dey do your wife wet she dey hail u like that every time? he come dey be like say I know sabi abi I be 2minutes man.....in short anytime madam dey scream my children go dey ask me daddy is uncle beating aunty ? I go say no dem go come say why she dey shout like that.....
my guy madam scream no be for here oooh ......u dey try my guy I give u hand ooh I just wish say madam go try reduce voice small because of those my small small children ....
..buy then sef wetin man go do..

.if I dey do there mama like them for don sabi how far....my guy my guy Na u biko ooo

Some things are best said in pidgin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Bsc(m): 7:26pm On Mar 06, 2015
Amibo

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