Catered4:







Hahahahaha Oluwa ooo. OP this your post got me laughing ooo. I wonder who is worst between my neighbours and yours.
I almost sought for help some months back from my fellow nairalanders but thank God I'm reading your post now.

Here is my neighbours time table. Sex start from 5am and last till 6am. Lots of distraction during my morning devotion. 2pm my neighbours continues from where they stopped in the morning not minding the heat. 12am again, they resume duty. Most times I wonder if Sex was Bread and Beans.

OP as to how your wife feelings, Lol my hubby felt the same way too. Just that Alainironu ni awon neighbors mi meaning, they have nothing to think of unlike us that have lots of targets and responsibilities to meet.

I have no advise to give because I'm also going through the same thing, so I will just wait for nairalanders advise.

So im not the only in dis dilenma, hw does your husband react?

234GT:
Over half of screams during sex are actually faked! The solution is to PLEAD with the man to talk to his wife. I am sure she won't scream like that if they had to Bleep in enemy territory during a bloody war .

Hahaha!!!! You guys will not kill me with your comments.

sethbanks:
I feel the OP pains,trust me,it's not funny because i've experience same with my former neighbour.My widow was opposite there's,mehn! Come and hear scream as early as 5.am every morning,@8.pm they move to the bathroom then the screaming and moaning becomes terrible. Come and see celebration in my compound when they finally packed out. ''Oga lica i doff my hat for you ohh''!

Na wa

bisous:


Pastor you should know the drill now....but since u asked ....

Anytime you see him ,be nice and friendly after a few weeks ,whenever u see him hail him with words like D man stuff like that.....

then offer to buy him a drink some day then tell him something like .
"the main man,men how u dey do your wife wet she dey hail u like that every time? he come dey be like say I know sabi abi I be 2minutes man.....in short anytime madam dey scream my children go dey ask me daddy is uncle beating aunty ? I go say no dem go come say why she dey shout like that.....
my guy madam scream no be for here oooh ......u dey try my guy I give u hand ooh I just wish say madam go try reduce voice small because of those my small small children ....
..buy then sef wetin man go do..

.if I dey do there mama like them for don sabi how far....my guy my guy Na u biko ooo

Some things are best said in pidgin

welldone. You really try. I guess you are from delta or Edo?

Set fire on their windows.

Drone007:


Though your neighbors are married, still theirs is an abnormal behavior that constitutes an infringement on your rights, a danger to the health and cohesion of your family and a dangerous threat to the moral balance of your young children. You and others in similar situation need not die in silence. Urgently talk to your lawyers NOW.

See these links:

http://www.naij.com/64362.html

Man Gets 6 Months Jail Time For Noisy Lovemaking

A 42 year old man, Romeo Artemio Lori, has bagged himself some jail time, after his neighbours made complaints about his sexual exploits and got him arrested.
The Italian man has been reportedly given a six months jail sentence by the court for being ‘too good at sex’.

According to reports, neighbours of Romeo Artemio Lori, were fed up of all his girlfriend’s noise that emanates from his house during their love making sessions, that they went ahead and complained to a judge.

The latin lovers had been reportedly given several warnings to tone down their ‘love noise’ for the sake of the neighbours, but they ignored the pleas and kept on with the noise daily.

A court heard how at least 12 angry neighbours in Vigodarzere, Padua, said they were disturbed by his sexploits.

The couple’s sessions would go on for more than an hour, a judge heard.
They filed a complaint, citing the case as one of ‘stalking’ because of the way the Italian stallion had terrorised them with the loud noises.

During the hearing Romeo claimed he was being punished for “being too good at sex”.

He also argued that there was a difference between “stalking” and “noises”.

But the judge said he found the neighbour’s demands “reasonable” and sentenced Romeo to spend time alone in prison.

The offender said he intends to appeal the sentence.

No.2:
Couple arrested for loud noise during love making
Some mothers do have them! When some are complaining of not getting ‘it’ enough, some others are being fined for making too much noise while in the act…lol. What kind of romantic abi na sexual noise will a couple come up with during their supposed private time to warrant them being arrested? This has been the question on my mind ever since I stumbled on this story which I found on Yimiton..com and believe you me, am yet to fathom what that ‘noise’ ha been like.

Anyways, the story goes that a couple have been charged with disturbing the peace because of the noise they made during sex. The couple identified as Jessica Angel and Colin McKenzie have been issued with an order requiring them to prevent ‘screaming, loud moaning, swearing and raised voices’ after the police were called to their flat twenty times within the space of four months for the noise they make during sex…na wa o! However, following more complains from neighbors the couple were charged under the Environment Protection Act and they also stand a chance of being fined 3,000 pounds if convicted.
https://micable./2012/08/28/couple-arrested-for-loud-noise-during-love-making/

No.3:
Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex


Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip

A couple in England refused to stop having loud sex, resulting in the wife, Caroline, going to jail for “anti-social behavior.” The couple has been married for 30 years and they LOVE rumpy pumpy (as they say across the pond) and are extremely loud about it. The neighbors hate them and have called the police dozens of times, resulting in 30 visits in less than a year to ask them to quiet down.

Caroline can’t get enough of her man’s willy though, and she ended up spending 12 weeks in jail for it.

OK, since when is shagging “anti-social behavior”? And since when are couples who have been married for this many years so Hot?


Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip

No actual case in 9ja

Bitojoe:



welldone. You really try. I guess you are from delta or Edo?

Lol Edo by proxy and association but am Yoruba

@misfab

lols....thaats a whole lot of a healthy sex life ur neighbours gat

and d part of wifey greetn them neibours extra nicely got me

op...me thinks thirs shuld b an aphrodisiac for u thou. get busy wit ur own wen next u hear them. kai.

Nice one. I like your take on this. Very healthy approach from a very healthy chick.

I clear throath small.

bisous:


Lol Edo by proxy and association but am Yoruba

Edo in your gene. But where in yoruba land?

Install sound proof windows..... also let your kids know that you beat your wife too only she is not the crying type.

snthesis:

lol, but how does the guy keep her screaming for so long....thats d real koko, ive tried various stuffs to please my wife too but....haba 30mins, 1hr non stop chei!!

or cud the couple be pretending

Its possible, so pls dont ki yaself. But if i were u o, i go honestly speak to the guy cus of my kid. Abi him never do before ne?

Bitojoe:



Edo in your gene. But where in yoruba land?

Ama Lagoosian

DoTheNeedful:
.

I used to have similar experience with a particular neighbour sometime ago but i was (am) single. My neighbour's gf was a screamer too. Her own pass porn star. The woke me up severally from sleep especially fri/sat nights. I had to cope but a times,i did make sound just to remind them that am around. It worked to a great degree as the lady was quite a shy one who cant just help but make sound whenever the guy was scrubbing her walls

Hahaha....scrubbing her walls... A new one. Una no go kill peson.

snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Don't worry d law of diminishing return will set in soon na question of time

bisous:


Ama Lagoosian

lagosian,hmm. You make me to remember someone who came from igarra in Edo, but now claiming to be lagosian. Anyway,its good to claim cities.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

sethbanks:
I feel the OP pains,trust me,it's not funny because i've experience same with my former neighbour.My widow was opposite there's,mehn! Come and hear scream as early as 5.am every morning,@8.pm they move to the bathroom then the screaming and moaning becomes terrible. Come and see celebration in my compound when they finally packed out. ''Oga lica i doff my hat for you ohh''!

Hahaha. S.e..x terrorists.

fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start . Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

.bad belle.

ITbomb:
Why do girls say "I'm sorry" during sex lol

True story

Question for the goddess

snthesis:

So im not the only in dis dilenma, hw does your husband react?

He's always angry...

femi4:
Dem no dey go work ni?

My neighbor is a sales man while the wife is a house wife.

Time shall tell

mightycrown1:
[size=17pt] Are you people staying in plywood demarcated apartment? if yes then buy a set of ear blocker for your family or pack out. if not, you too should start same with your wife to pay back or sue them to law court for public disturbance. Abi watin you say make i talk when some people are enjoying themselves and you are worried. remember na democracy we dey o. freedom of action [/size]

lwkmd
no be small freedom of action.
Op get bixi wid ur wife too wen next d action begins,but na tarry nyt u wan start so oh lol

asadike:
Lol. If am your wife, na to show them say scream pass scream o. O yes. Dis is some people's year of screaming. Make I laf again :DLolz

hmmmmmmmmmm

If it can be so loud for you to hear that clearly, just record their moaning, crying or shouting, then play it on a sound system putting a speaker by their window. They will be ashamed of themselves when they hear the sound repeatedly. Pikin way say him mama no go sleep..........

Catered4:




My neighbor is a sales man while the wife is a house wife.

No wonder....dem no dey see stress, Enough energy

MsPat:
Sex pollution kwa? Hian!! If i was ur wife ehn...na to dey scream my own join o, even if we re not doing anything. When screamer jam screamer...one must bend!



But ur story hard me to beleive sha

My sister, abeg come and stay in my house for just a day then you will believe such things happens.

snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment [size=14pt](serviced).
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I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

tintingz:
Women and screaming shaa..

Next time Record the tongue speaking and play it to them.

LOL! Even my neighbor husband screams too. LOL, I never knew men scream too though I'm still wondering what makes him scream LOL

babyosisi:
The solution is to write a simple anonymous note in bold and slip it through their door saying

[size=18pt]Please tell your wife to stop screaming and moaning loudly,the whole yard can hear her including the children
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Best advice in the thread

Nicepoker:
.bad belle.

, why should they be having fun, when I am jonzing

DoTheNeedful:
.

I used to have similar experience with a particular neighbour sometime ago but i was (am) single. My neighbour's gf was a screamer too. Her own pass porn star. The woke me up severally from sleep especially fri/sat nights. I had to cope but a times,i did make sound just to remind them that am around. It worked to a great degree as the lady was quite a shy one who cant just help but make sound whenever the guy was scrubbing her walls

Scrub her walls? Chai!