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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by zicoraads: 7:15pm On Mar 13, 2015
Dygeasy...why haven't we started? embarassed
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by zicoraads: 7:33pm On Mar 13, 2015
What the Flying Fvck just happened here? Went back a few pages and... wow! This place is fun! cheesy

Dygeasy...what's up? Are we still on or...this has been shelved?
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 7:34pm On Mar 13, 2015
Darkrebel666:


First of all you said i was the cutest..now you saying the short dude is the cutest ...make up your mind, our handsomeness is confusing you grin
There are two guys putting on cap in your profile picture.

One is short.
One is tall.

The short one is the cutest. You grab? Who is that?
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 7:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
Vickybee:

There are two guys putting on cap in your profile picture.

One is short.
One is tall.

The short one is the cutest. You grab? Who is that?

oh right, i get you now.. I'm the short one with the cap on..

i thought you were referring to the shortest dude in the picture grin

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by elantraceey(f): 8:50pm On Mar 13, 2015
sunnico:
My Elegant Elantracey, were are thou haven't seen you since yesterday sad cry


I'm sorry dear , I'm here now smiley

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by dechandel(f): 9:47pm On Mar 13, 2015
xp17:
mama, XP for xplorer. It was my name at school back in those days. Initially, I was gonna register my NL account with xplorer, but it was already on NL's database as a member, then I opted for XP. At the time, I figured out that adding figure or figures to the xplorer would make it seems like another moniker to the same user.


Dxplorer cheesy
how you doing?? Migrated to South Korea yet?? tongue
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by xp17(m): 12:01am On Mar 14, 2015
dechandel:
Dxplorer cheesy
how you doing?? Migrated to South Korea yet?? tongue
nope, still in the states, but got all the required vaccines. The worst of all was the smallpox Vaccine. the doctor had to infuse smallpox virus, along side with the vaccine into my body . In the process, 18 needles went through my veins. cry Shiit!

Right now, the smallpox is yet to heal, but I got to be careful and ensure proper seal on the bandage so that the it does not spread throughout my body and to folks I make body contacts with.
For caution, I haven't been to the gym for a week, because, I don't want the muscles stretch don't shift or break the bandage
#TeamSmallPox
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by kinglekan: 12:10am On Mar 14, 2015
Vickybee:

T?

Hey cutie wad up?
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by misshoree(f): 7:22pm On Mar 17, 2015
uchman:
Misshoree,
Where are you @, lively babe!?
Come out make we see you OK?
am back,did I miss anything
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by kinglekan: 10:48pm On Mar 19, 2015
THIS THREAD DON DIE OOOO
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Psalmwise(m): 9:11am On Mar 20, 2015
kinglekan:
THIS THREAD DON DIE OOOO
iffa hear abi e dn die ni....

Cum here in d evening u go dey see page 120



They have nt yet logged into NL das y...



Let them close from skul


This place go turn to ojota 2
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by kinglekan: 10:51am On Mar 20, 2015
Psalmwise:
iffa hear abi e dn die ni....

Cum here in d evening u go dey see page 120



They have nt yet logged into NL das y...



Let them close from skul


This place go turn to ojota 2

Dis place has bin like dis for days bro
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by kilokeys(m): 3:23am On Mar 21, 2015
dygeasy haba.. we wey be champions last year no participate.. i no hear o

shocked tot it was yearly.. was waiting till September.

now ill be e-single for one full year..
dechandel has packed out of my house tey tey

and farano was on my list o. chai. by next year now she fit don born 2 pikin for one chief.
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Zenith21(m): 6:58am On Mar 21, 2015
kilokeys:
dygeasy haba.. we wey be champions last year no participate.. i no hear o

shocked tot it was yearly.. was waiting till September.

now ill be e-single for one full year..
dechandel has packed out of my house tey tey

and farano was on my list o. chai. by next year now she fit don born 2 pikin for one chief.
grin... Badt guy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by rhymxkid(m): 12:57pm On Mar 23, 2015
mirexxx:
enjoy! cheesy
Before i proceed on my adventurous journey to the realm where love never sleeps nor slumBERS, a place where ,if found guilty of lust or hate, u did be sentenced by Cupid, the son of Venus, the Roman god, to. the. BARS which labels, "Renewing the Body and Soul". I want to acknowledge the presence of my soon to be E-boo even in her absence, Miss diddydiva and wanna say a big thank you to tosyne2much for giving me the chance to let him be dethroned from the status of being taken by diddydiva to being broken by my love epistle wrapped up in the ointment and balms of. the songs of solomon.. ...

Diddydiva, my heart lingers for u, like the shadows lingers for the night...
Your smile completes ur makeup, somewhat like Nitro, u blow me up like a dynamite..
Have i mentioned, you have my attention, with your vibrant style, that makes me smile ??
Your imperfection makes u modest and real,
Different from hypocrisy, which gives a raw deal..
So happy for us to meet in our prime at a young age,
Thats why am wasting no time wtiting this page.


Your breasts are like two fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lillies,
no wonder u are called diddyd, beauty queen of d ladies.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent,
Ever Since i saw u on here, i knew u were heaven sent

Oil and water dont combine,
Each is unique and sublime,
But they mix when making bread
By which hungry minds are fed.
You and i, opposite sides of similar coins,
Seperate,yet in subtle ways we are joined..

Treasures dont lie on the ground,
Buried deep, they must be found.
Diddydiva, u are a treasure to behold,
Many havent seen yet what u withhold.

Love and you will be loved- this is not always true,
But with u and i in the picture, to ourselves our hearts would always glue..

Tears have flowed from your eyes like morning dew,
Which is due to wickedness of men in devil's. Clue
But am prepared to ease ur pain and walk ur lane
Only if u would let me into ur heart,under your umbrella when it sunny and rain (s)

Diddydiva, all i need u to say is " I will"
Then we show the haters the best love skill

Diddydiva, Ifemi ododo, o so ni inumi bi idodo

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by tosyne2much(m): 1:45pm On Mar 23, 2015
rhymxkid:
Before i proceed on my adventurous journey to the realm where love never sleeps nor slumBERS, a place where ,if found guilty of lust or hate, u did be sentenced by Cupid, the son of Venus, the Roman god, to. the. BARS which labels, "Renewing the Body and Soul". I want to acknowledge the presence of my soon to be E-boo even in her absence, Miss diddydiva and wanna say a big thank you to tosyne2much for giving me the chance to let him be dethroned from the status of being taken by diddydiva to being broken by my love epistle wrapped up in the ointment and balms of. the songs of solomon.. ...

Diddydiva, my heart lingers for u, like the shadows lingers for the night...
Your smile completes ur makeup, somewhat like Nitro, u blow me up like a dynamite..
Have i mentioned, you have my attention, with your vibrant style, that makes me smile ??
Your imperfection makes u modest and real,
Different from hypocrisy, which gives a raw deal..
So happy for us to meet in our prime at a young age,
Thats why am wasting no time wtiting this page.


Your breasts are like two fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lillies,
no wonder u are called diddyd, beauty queen of d ladies.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent,
Ever Since i saw u on here, i knew u were heaven sent

Oil and water dont combine,
Each is unique and sublime,
But they mix when making bread
By which hungry minds are fed.
You and i, opposite sides of similar coins,
Seperate,yet in subtle ways we are joined..

Treasures dont lie on the ground,
Buried deep, they must be found.
Diddydiva, u are a treasure to behold,
Many havent seen yet what u withhold.

Love and you will be loved- this is not always true,
But with u and i in the picture, to ourselves our hearts would always glue..

Tears have flowed from your eyes like morning dew,
Which is due to wickedness of men in devil's. Clue
But am prepared to ease ur pain and walk ur lane
Only if u would let me into ur heart,under your umbrella when it sunny and rain (s)

Diddydiva, all i need u to say is " I will"
Then we show the haters the best love skill

Diddydiva, Ifemi ododo, o so ni inumi bi idodo

Woooooow !!! Oh my God !!!

If I were a lady I would accept to date without further stress and struggle

Now it's left for Diddydiva to decide if she would allow you take possession cool
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by akinsadeez(m): 2:15pm On Mar 23, 2015
rhymxkid:


Diddydiva, my heart lingers for u, like the shadows lingers for the night...
Your smile completes ur makeup, somewhat like Nitro, u blow me up like a dynamite..
Have i mentioned, you have my attention, with your vibrant style, that makes me smile ??
Your imperfection makes u modest and real,
Different from hypocrisy, which gives a raw deal..
So happy for us to meet in our prime at a young age,
Thats why am wasting no time wtiting this page.


Your breasts are like two fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lillies,
no wonder u are called diddyd, beauty queen of d ladies.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent,
Ever Since i saw u on here, i knew u were heaven sent

Oil and water dont combine,
Each is unique and sublime,
But they mix when making bread
By which hungry minds are fed.
You and i, opposite sides of similar coins,
Seperate,yet in subtle ways we are joined..

Treasures dont lie on the ground,
Buried deep, they must be found.
Diddydiva, u are a treasure to behold,
Many havent seen yet what u withhold.

Love and you will be loved- this is not always true,
But with u and i in the picture, to ourselves our hearts would always glue..

Tears have flowed from your eyes like morning dew,
Which is due to wickedness of men in devil's. Clue
But am prepared to ease ur pain and walk ur lane
Only if u would let me into ur heart,under your umbrella when it sunny and rain (s)

Diddydiva, all i need u to say is " I will"
Then we show the haters the best love skill

Diddydiva, Ifemi ododo, o so ni inumi bi idodo


Mehn, as someone who writes poems in my spare time I hardly get moved by lines but Wow, you killed it bro.

Without any bias, I must say in my opinion this is far far better than the lines tosyne2much dropped to woo her in the first place.

It's just a pity that you took on a fruitless task. By all accounts the lady's affection is set in stone. Even tosyne is so confident that he isn't bothered about the prospects of losing her grin

Why didnt you take part in the wooing challenge though?

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by tosyne2much(m): 4:37pm On Mar 23, 2015
akinsadeez:


Mehn, as someone who writes poems in my spare time I hardly get moved by lines but Wow, you killed it bro.

Without any bias, I must say in my opinion this is far far better than the lines tosyne2much dropped to woo her in the first place.

It's just a pity that you took on a fruitless task. By all accounts the lady's affection is set in stone. Even tosyne is so confident that he isn't bothered about the prospects of losing her grin

Why didnt you take part in the wooing challenge though?
Hahahahaha cheesy

I was touched by his lines and I must confess, it can open the heart of most ladies .. I just hope she will not swerve me into the BRT lane after reading it

I will know my fate after she has read it cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by akinsadeez(m): 5:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha cheesy

I was touched by his lines and I must confess, it can open the heart of most ladies .. I just hope she will not swerve me into the BRT lane after reading it

I will know my fate after she has read it cheesy


Prof, Diariz God o. cheesy


Why are you just giving the guy false hope when you already know the choice that Diddy would make.

I think he could have gotten some girls here if he had used those lines on them.....but Diddy, nah grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by tosyne2much(m): 5:43pm On Mar 23, 2015
akinsadeez:



Prof, Diariz God o. cheesy


Why are you just giving the guy false hope when you already know the choice that Diddy would make.

I think he could have gotten some girls here if he had used those lines on them.....but Diddy, nah grin
I showed your comment to my peeps here and they were all laughing cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 23, 2015
rhymxkid:
Before i proceed on my adventurous journey to the realm where love never sleeps nor slumBERS, a place where ,if found guilty of lust or hate, u did be sentenced by Cupid, the son of Venus, the Roman god, to. the. BARS which labels, "Renewing the Body and Soul". I want to acknowledge the presence of my soon to be E-boo even in her absence, Miss diddydiva and wanna say a big thank you to tosyne2much for giving me the chance to let him be dethroned from the status of being taken by diddydiva to being broken by my love epistle wrapped up in the ointment and balms of. the songs of solomon.. ...

Diddydiva, my heart lingers for u, like the shadows lingers for the night...
Your smile completes ur makeup, somewhat like Nitro, u blow me up like a dynamite..
Have i mentioned, you have my attention, with your vibrant style, that makes me smile ??
Your imperfection makes u modest and real,
Different from hypocrisy, which gives a raw deal..
So happy for us to meet in our prime at a young age,
Thats why am wasting no time wtiting this page.


Your breasts are like two fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lillies,
no wonder u are called diddyd, beauty queen of d ladies.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent,
Ever Since i saw u on here, i knew u were heaven sent

Oil and water dont combine,
Each is unique and sublime,
But they mix when making bread
By which hungry minds are fed.
You and i, opposite sides of similar coins,
Seperate,yet in subtle ways we are joined..

Treasures dont lie on the ground,
Buried deep, they must be found.
Diddydiva, u are a treasure to behold,
Many havent seen yet what u withhold.

Love and you will be loved- this is not always true,
But with u and i in the picture, to ourselves our hearts would always glue..

Tears have flowed from your eyes like morning dew,
Which is due to wickedness of men in devil's. Clue
But am prepared to ease ur pain and walk ur lane
Only if u would let me into ur heart,under your umbrella when it sunny and rain (s)

Diddydiva, all i need u to say is " I will"
Then we show the haters the best love skill

Diddydiva, Ifemi ododo, o so ni inumi bi idodo

shocked shocked shocked

Speechless


thanks wink
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by tosyne2much(m): 9:43pm On Mar 23, 2015
diddydiva:
shocked shocked shocked

Speechless
I'm glad you have read his lines

Now the question is, will you dump me for him ?

Lemme call on those who will bear us witness

Cc:
Akinsadeez
Mirexxx
Rhymxkid
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by akinsadeez(m): 10:04pm On Mar 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
I'm glad you have read his line

Now the question is, will you dump me for him ?

Lemme call on those who will bear us witness

Cc:
Akinsadeez
Mir.exxx
Rhy.mxkid


That 'thanks' that she wrote is the only thing the poor guy will receive for all his efforts. Lmao grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by rhymxkid(m): 11:40pm On Mar 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
I'm glad you have read his lines

Now the question is, will you dump me for him ?

Lemme call on those who will bear us witness

Cc:
Akinsadeez
Mirexxx
Rhymxkid
man she aint dumping u for me, she is only giving me a chance to prove that she aint taken by you.. Diddydiva would u be mine ??
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by tosyne2much(m): 12:16am On Mar 24, 2015
rhymxkid:
man she aint dumping u for me, she is only giving me a chance to prove that she aint taken by you.. Diddydiva would u be mine ??
Bros, kindly read this


https://www.nairaland.com/2145310/lost-identity#31933940
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 12:46am On Mar 24, 2015
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 12:50am On Mar 24, 2015
rhymxkid:
Before i proceed on my adventurous journey to the realm where love never sleeps nor slumBERS, a place where ,if found guilty of lust or hate, u did be sentenced by Cupid, the son of Venus, the Roman god, to. the. BARS which labels, "Renewing the Body and Soul". I want to acknowledge the presence of my soon to be E-boo even in her absence, Miss diddydiva and wanna say a big thank you to tosyne2much for giving me the chance to let him be dethroned from the status of being taken by diddydiva to being broken by my love epistle wrapped up in the ointment and balms of. the songs of solomon.. ...

Diddydiva, my heart lingers for u, like the shadows lingers for the night...
Your smile completes ur makeup, somewhat like Nitro, u blow me up like a dynamite..
Have i mentioned, you have my attention, with your vibrant style, that makes me smile ??
Your imperfection makes u modest and real,
Different from hypocrisy, which gives a raw deal..
So happy for us to meet in our prime at a young age,
Thats why am wasting no time wtiting this page.


Your breasts are like two fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lillies,
no wonder u are called diddyd, beauty queen of d ladies.
Come live in my heart and pay no rent,
Ever Since i saw u on here, i knew u were heaven sent

Oil and water dont combine,
Each is unique and sublime,
But they mix when making bread
By which hungry minds are fed.
You and i, opposite sides of similar coins,
Seperate,yet in subtle ways we are joined..

Treasures dont lie on the ground,
Buried deep, they must be found.
Diddydiva, u are a treasure to behold,
Many havent seen yet what u withhold.

Love and you will be loved- this is not always true,
But with u and i in the picture, to ourselves our hearts would always glue..

Tears have flowed from your eyes like morning dew,
Which is due to wickedness of men in devil's. Clue
But am prepared to ease ur pain and walk ur lane
Only if u would let me into ur heart,under your umbrella when it sunny and rain (s)

Diddydiva, all i need u to say is " I will"
Then we show the haters the best love skill

Diddydiva, Ifemi ododo, o so ni inumi bi idodo

Woooooow!
Guy, you are a blessing to the Yoruba joor. O try gan.
Diddydiva must fall for this guy o . . .


Except it's copy and past . . .
Which I'm sure is not . . .
grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by tosyne2much(m): 12:57am On Mar 24, 2015
Teempakguy:

Woooooow!
Guy, you are a blessing to the Yoruba joor. O try gan.
Diddydiva must fall for this guy o . . .


Except it's copy and past . . .
Which I'm sure is not . . .
grin
That dude wan snatch my boo at all cost sha cool
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 12:57am On Mar 24, 2015
Vickybee:

Yeah. The shorter one though.

Nice tongue
His height was the only thing you noticed?
I reserve all further comments.
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 1:00am On Mar 24, 2015
hifaif:
Vickybee, next time you want to use the word OCCUPY as a phrasal verb, use it with the preposition WITH. Nothing like 'Occupy In...'

All that jargon that you spewed that got hidden makes no sense even to somebody far better than you in the field. You are obviously not as smart as you think. We know dunces like you. In class, you retain the bottom positions but come online to try and impress folks with scientific jargon that you know nothing about.

For instance, what the heck is 'cranially inverted'. You can't speak good basic English but want to use big words and turn nouns into adverbs. It is clearly above what you can ever achieve in your shallow existence.

Ishilove, I love you. You mustn't ban me.
I love this post. Ishilove, do not ban this fellow right here for he speaks the truth.

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Nobody: 1:09am On Mar 24, 2015
ezibless, de gurl after my own heart!
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by akinsadeez(m): 7:05am On Mar 24, 2015

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