What will you do if you hear a loud noise in your kitchen, you run in to find your son like this?

If its my kid, he could be hurt.

I would clean him the f***-up first and confirm he's not hurt.
Later I'll negotiate a time with him to discuss punishment option.

I'll tell him never to put on that shirt again because he's definitely not fast and furious if he had to get caught like this. He's slow and clumsy.

See hin head. If you feed a child to his own satisfaction, he won't steal that thing again. Now wey the thing don waste, your eye don clear abi??

Lol.....busted!
"Mummy I was just passing and it fell on me"

Symphony007:
What will you do if you hear a loud noise in your kitchen, you run in to find your son like this?

I feel for the child abeg. If he is my child I will pick him up & clean him then I will tell him not to repeat it again he should always ask when he needs anything.

I'll just clean him up , he should have learnt his lesson already .

NOW THATS F**KED UP..
I WOULD'NT SCOLD HIM...INSTEAD WE'LL CLEAN IT UP TOGETHER...







DAD WILL DO THE SCOLDING

It would be the last time

Haha this was me. It happened to me like 5 times before, the last one was a pot of chicken soup I received the beating of my life that day - I was like 9 years old then.

Lol..

Loooool....Beat his behind..Clean him up later

hahahahahha.

Everyday for thief

That looks. Liike Strawberry Ice cream.
Don't blame the kid......You'd do the same if it were you so no need spanking.

Eyaah I'll warn him nt 2 try that again

See the pretentious cry on his face, supposing he lick am successfully, He'll be feeling like SPIDER MAN MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Lol..dis boy don f* up...

For What shall it profit a Lady to fix brazilian hair,fake Boobs,fake butts & still be ugly as a cow dung

ArchEnemy:
Lol.....busted!
"Mummy I was just passing and it fell on me"

the fridge opened itself

nzeaji:
If its my kid, he could be hurt.

I would clean him the f***-up first and confirm he's not hurt.
Later I'll negotiate a time with him to discuss punishment option.

I like your thoughts.

HMMM VERY FUNNY INDEED.

Lock the fridge before serious injury occurs.

Shuuu

Na so curruption dey take start... Sorry, Stealing is not curruption.

Na God catch am for me, na to carry go the nearest OPC base remain, make dem help me give am beta cane chop.

According to mr president' stealing is not corruption at home until your child becomes proper and proffessional thieves then, its a crime

I just love kids

ArchEnemy:
Lol.....busted!
"Mummy I was just passing and it fell on me"

Ur comment got me laughing

Deal gone bad!! But d boy try sha

Na punishment go follow!