I visited my girlfriend yesterday and when she went to bath, her phone rang and I picked it up and saw C. RONALDO calling. I didn't answer oooo. Few moments later, another call came and it was EDEN HAZARD calling. I was a bit nervous but remained calm. I whispered to myself ‘does it mean this lady is a celebrity and I didn't know about it?’.

As if that was not enough, another call came in with the name saved as MIKEL OBI calling. Something struck my mind later and I realized she had intentionally saved the numbers with footballers names in accordance to the how handsome her boyfriend are.

So I decided to dial my four numbers. I dialed my
first number and oh my goodness…guess what …I
saw BACARY SAGNA calling. Hmm, I didn’t talk o,
dialed the second and saw TAYE TAIWO calling. I
didn’t know when I started crying after seeing that
she saved my third number as ARISTIDE BANCE.

After dialing the fourth number, I fainted and was
admitted to the hospital. Guess the player’s name
she saved my fourth number with..... Good P.M. pals.

Balotelli

Ribery

Mytchewww.

Hahahaha.....lol

musa

GEJ

Haahahahahahaahahaha

Carlos tevez

Taribo west