story. By kelly.
My journey to EKO.
My names are chinedu Kenneth ozo. I live and reside in imo
state owerri precisely, and am into a little kinda supply
business.
I live alone and I enjoy my cordial life and cheerfulness, but
recently people have started making wrong use of my cordial
nature.
Let me quickly tell you my little journey to ECO. Lagos.
It started November 12 2013 when I was just surfing through
my facebook murtal friends and here I met this girl, her name
is Anita, anita is quite pretty and cossy, I added her and we
started chatting, and it all started like normal chats, we
introduced ourselves and gradually started getting
acquainted, as time proceeded our chats became more fun
and lively, it moved pass just a normal chat as we started
getting used to each other, we chat morning, afternoon and
night and we even sleep late every night, and before we will
sleep we will pray together before login off.
As time goes on, Anita changed her phone to a whatsapp
enabled phone, and our chats then extended to whatsapp and
bbm, we talk on the phone for many minutes and we feels
happy when we chat and talk.
This continued till January 2014 just after Christmas and new
year celebration, I and anita have gotten so used to each
other that we now see ourselves as more than just friends,
though I never really told anita to be my girlfriend because I
don't really believe in distance relationship, but then Anita
have been expecting to hear me do that, she says it indirectly
to me of which I do get but I always act like I don't know what
she's saying, as time goes on I later couldn't continue
pretending I have just started falling for Anita and couldn't
hide it,
On 24th day of January, I asked Anita out, and she was more
than happy, she said to me, what took you so long, now am
whole heartedly fallen in love with her, our relationship now
moved to another level, we dated online for more than six
months we do chat naughty, share pictures and nudes, I was
tempted to invite Anita over the weekend or maybe a whole
week, but I just maintained and pretend I don't want it, this
continued until she asked that we should see, then she said I
should come over to her place in lagos that she lives alone
and she's missing me like crazy, at first I paved away the
idea because I couldn't see myself going all the way from
owerri down to lagos to visit a girl,
Anita persuaded me till I gave in, she was joyous to hear me
give in to coming and see her, then we made a date of which
she gave me saying it's gonna be very convenient for her, we
agreed that am going to stay for three days so that we will
have enough of ourselves.
I kept day dreaming of my journey to go see Anita because I
never embarked on such journey before more especially long
distance, I was having mixed feelings on the journey both
nervous and excited, nervous on the risks involved and
excited that I will eat the forbidden fruits under Anitas thighs,
what anita has front and behind her can make a guy misspell
his name, and can also make a man forget his name, I kept
day dreaming on how am gona pound on that heavy duty
behind, as a matter of fact her front and has extra.
Before I forget my story let's go back where we stopped.
I and Anita keeps calling ourselves each time we are on the
phone, it feels like we are on free night calls, we don't lack
words and we don't fall our of topics and gists, we were just
having the best of online relationship because Anita so much
believed in it.
Let me go and eat, when I return I will tell you how my
journey to Eko ended,
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To be continued......

MY JOURNEY TO EKO(lag)
Episode 2
I don chop finish so make we ride on.
The due day was fast approaching as I kept having my day
dreams on how I will pound on Anita, and she didn't help
matters as she was busy sending me her nudes, quite
tempting and interesting, she have gigantic and elegant body
build and curves that has always been on my mind, all along I
just sit and begin to imagine how it will be me and Anita all
alone in a dark room.
Anita will wake me up every morning with a romantic love
Sms and voice notes on whatsapp and bbm, everything was
just going smooth and sweet over the phone, so I felt secured
and carried away with all that Anita shows me, all along Anita
never request that I send her airtime, unlike all this other
hungry lions that will request for airtime one u chat with them
for up to 3hours, they will come up with gist like, "hey
darling,(they will call you sweet names to make u feel untop)
am running out of mb now and I dnt have airtime to subscribe,
can u please help me with airtime? Such people I don't waste
seconds in deleting them. Lolz don't call me stingy o because
I know that the girls reading this story now most of them are
like that,: back to the matter, Anita never asked me for
anything so that made me feel so secured and trusted her,
On the 3rd of Feb, 2014, was the due day, anita called me at
12:45 am that morning to remind me of my trip to come and
see her, I told her am away, she told me to enter a hummer
bus ITC precisely so I had to wake up 4:30 am on Monday 3rd
Feb 2014 I prayed and committed my trip into the hands of
God, even though I know I had the plans to Go and pound
Anitas big behind, after praying with my mixed feelings of
both nervous and excitement, I brushed my teach, took my
birth and picked up my small cross hand back as I was going
to stay for 3day I picked some few clothes and shoes.
Before all this I discussed with Anita and she told me that
she's living alone so I shouldn't bother myself on where I will
sleep as her house was very comfortable,
So I relaxed and my biggest mistake I too only but 10k.
As I did not budget for hotel bills so I only planned for my
T.fare which was 2500 from owerri to lag, and my to and flo is
5000, so I said to myself extra 5k was just gona be enough.
At 5:00am anita called me again, reminding me and also to
know if am ready yet, so then I was ready, I locked my door,
gave ma neighbour my room key, before then they have
discouraged my on the journey but I never payed them any
heed....
I stepped out to from 25 royce road owerri where I stay down
to old nekede road junction there I got a keke that took me to
ITC park at MCC road owerri, the keke man charge me 500
that morning, my money reduced 9500.
As I got to the park, I was lucky enough to get the last ticket. I
paid 2500. Am down with 7000.
I ate rice and beans with one meat, 200 with coke -cola, then
as the bus was ready to take off, I bought gala and casara as I
heard that the journey is too far and I will need to be ready.
The bus left the park at around 6:03am all through the journey
I did not allow sleep to get to me, I wanted to see all that
needed to be see, it was my first time to lagos, lolz it feels
like going to Europe hahaha.
We got to head bridge onitsha, at around 7:15am, that driver
can speed o, we crossed then proceeded to delta state,
Anita called me again at around 7:30am and I told her we are
already at delta state, all this while we have been chatting,
she told me of the food she was preparing for me, I got even
more excited, she is preparing egusi soup and pondo yam, I
neva really eat the pondo yam before though but since it's
swallow, it is my favourite
I can't remember all the other cities we passed through but
what I know was that the trip was just going snappy and rapid
We got to a place where anita asked me to remind her once
we get there, so I called Anita to tell her we are there, that
was around 4:59pm, anitta did not pick her call. Then I gave
her 5mins before calling back, then she was showing online
on whatsapp and on facebook, I sent her msg on whatsapp
that am at the place she asked me to remind her on reaching
there,
Anita read the msg but did not respond. I was numbed and
perplexed at why she ignored, I couldn't think of any
negativity I just relaxed, remember I don't know anywhere in
lagos o. I was to drop at ojota but anita refuse to pick my
calls when I called until I was taken to mazamaza
We were still at ogere at the lagos ibadan express way when
all this was happening, but anita did not answer.
Abeg make I go sleep tomorrow I go tell you how my trip to
eco ended. Keep it locked down, don't go no where.
To be continued....
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Episode 3
I don go church come back make I begin from where I stop.
It was 5:30 pm and Anita neither picked my calls nor replied
my whatsapp messages, I be came confused and so
perplexed my Brians went numbed as to why she would be
seeing my chats, reading them and not replying, I couldn't
come to terms what was going on on my mind, I was in bus
but my mind wasn't there, I was just mopping at people like a
northern goat, when we where going through the third
mainland bridge, I couldn't help but to look at the waters
because I love seeing large river and water bodies, as I was
enjoying the view of the river and the thing around there, I got
a little bit excited at the views them my mind struck me again
on the journey to no where that am on, and am out of cash, I
came back to reality,
6:15pm we stopped at mazamaza bus stop and that was the
last bus stop.
Anita managed to pick my calls after I have called her for like
100 missed calls, she asked me where I was I told her I was
at maza-maza she shouted though reluctantly like as if she
have done nothing wrong, I did not want to talk about it so I
played cool, I did not even bother asking her what happened,
so she managed to tell me that I have passed where she
asked me to stop, that I should take a cab back to ojota, at 20
Victoria street off ogudu road ojota.
It was getting late already 6:30pm, I called a cab and gave
him the address remember I only have 7000 left on me, the
cab man told me 2000 naira to the address I shout, he looked
at me and asked me why I was shouting, ( oga why u dey
shout, e be like say you be JJC) I maintain and replied him
( as you look me finish I come be like JJC for you eye ni? ) he
then said ( why you dey shout ni,) I replied ( because you
voice come dey harsh as you use talk the price).
Later it ended 1500, am down with 5500.
After some traffic jams and all I arrived at 20 Victoria street
ogudu road ojota, another section of calling without answer
began, it was 7:45pm and my head began to pound as at
what am going to do, I called anita from 7:45 till 8:15 and she
managed yet again to pick and said hi nedu where are you
now?
Her voice sounded like someone that have been running a
bedmatic race, that is if you understand what I mean, I
quickly removed it from my mind and said to her that am at
the front of the place she told me to come, she said ok, that
she's coming to get me, still sounding tired whereas the
background was so quiet.
I waited for Anita to come get me till it was 9:00, then I
realised am strictly on my own.
Time is already against and Anita switched off her phones
then I began to face realities I have no relative in lagos and I
have no where to go to, the only money with me was just
5,500, and I was getting hungry, I enter a place to eat and
they told me that a plate is 400, I had no other option because
I was so famished, I asked them to give me, by then my
BlackBerry was getting low, cuz I ve been chatting and taking
pictures all along so I was down on 7%.
I called anita again and her phone was still switched off. I
couldn't cry nor regret, I just decided not to blame myself cuz
that will break me down if I do, so I pretended that everything
was alright,
The food they gave me was just like what my younger brother
will eat 3plates and still ask for more, so after eating the food
I provoked all the hunger in me, all the worms in my tummy
began riot and requesting for more, I left the place cuz I dare
not request for more plates for four hundred naira.
9:50pm i got to a small kiosk in the same street where aboki
man sell things, so I sat down and ask for bread and mineral
to support the appetiser I took in the name of food. As I was
taking the bread and mineral some guys were just eyeing me,
I did not really suspect them but I knew they were eyeing me,
before I called finish chewing my bread and mineral I dozed
off.
How it happened I don't know but I woke up around 11:15pm
and everywhere was close the aboki man have closed and I
was just lying down at the corner,
I searched my self and realised my wallet was gone,
BlackBerry gone, my small bag with some clothes and shoes
gone also and my small change 5100 all gone, I was left with
my old looking wrist watch and nokia touch with rubber bond
tied around it, chie I shout, who I wan go tell my ordeal,
everywhere is closed. Then my head rang to the person that
brought me out to this suffer ANITA................


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Episode 4

It's now 11:45 after I discovered that am drugged and robbed
by the aboki man and his friends, the aboki man robbed the
drug around the crown cork on my drink, I did not really
suspect him because I felt reluctant, as I was just there I felt
fear and decided to move away from there, then it felt like I
was dreaming because I can't believe my bold5 and 5100 is
gone, all because of Anita, I was just strolling just some few
steps before some guys corner me, I taught they where armed
robbers, I asked myself, what are my left with that they will
take, probably my wack wrist watch and nokia touch with
rubber band,
So as I was just thinking, one of them flashed me touch on the
face, they started speaking yoruba for me, I couldn't
understand what they where saying so I managed to tell them
please I have nothing on me, the other one spoke pidgin
English and said,
"Hey stop dia, who you, where you from and where you dey
go,"
I don't know which to answer 1st, so I managed to say my
name, tried to narrate my ordeal to them but one of them
rudely interrupted me. "Hey shout up dia, shey na una be all
this area boys wey no dey let person sleep for this axis abi?
Today we don catch u na, God don punish u to 9t" before I
could say another word they don land better slap wey carry
better stars for my eyes, make I talk again the other one give
me for ear, my ear drum sounded like a base drum and for
3minutes I was only seeing the mouths moving but if they wia
making sounds, Nedu no know, my ear was busy giving me
different sounds then, like wuruwuruwuruw.
Dey began to drag me, they said I was going to the station
with them, they have catch a thief, chie they tagged Nedu a
thief all because of Anita.
They were just dragging me along with there local made long
guns, the type hunters uses to hunt grass cutters and other
bush meats, as we were going we heard the sound of an
English gun, Omo come see race.....
Them push me go one side they collect the race, I look around
I know sabi where the sound they come from, small time it
will sound like it's behind me next it will sound like it's
infront of me, I don't know how or where to run to so I ran to a
nearby shop, under their table is where I found a little shelter.
I stayed there till morning at around 5:30am, people have
started coming out and going there daily activities, trust
lagosians and business, I managed to dust off my clothes and
moved on, I stroll a bit trying to find my way to a place I can
get any kind of help, but I couldn't bring myself to start
begging for arms, I taught of what to do I couldn't figure out
what exactly am gona do, so I was just moving, I tried calling
anita again that morning and her phone was still switched off,
I walked from victoria street down to ogudu road, take left
trekked till I got to ikorodu road, took right moved straight
like as if I know where I was heading to, my brains were so
numbed and scanty that I couldn't even think of asking for any
sort of help, I was just walking with many things going on in
my mind, I trekked till I got to to ojota, I then stood there,
looking at people and cars moving up and down, the time was
going to 7:45 am Tuesday I was getting hungry, I then
managed to walk close to a traffic I saw trucks and tankers,
my mind told me one of them could be going to the east, so I
summon the courage to approach one of them, I got close and
greeted the driver, he asked me what he can do for me, so I
told him am stranded, he just looked at me and brought out a
dagger, and said if I don't go out from his sight right that
moment he will stab me. I just felt the embarrassment all over
my body, I backed off, went back to the spot I was standing
before, now my stomach has began singing rough tunes
already, am hungry......
I called Anita again, she picked and asked me who is calling,
before I could say another thing I heard a very annoying voice
saying, your call credit has exhausted and your call
terminated, please recharge and try again later, (chie Nsogbu
uwa, Gini buterem ebea) I aksed myself.
8:00am no food no credit on my phone no mouth washing
nothing nothing, so many taughts entered my mind, I taught of
claiming to be a begger, but my dressing can't convince
anybody to give me a dime as a begger, so I discarded that
idea. Am a very shy person to ask for arms so I was dying of
hunger.
Well let's continue tomoro am feeling sleepy now.
To be continued.....
Find out how I got back to the east when my journey to Eko
returns.....
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At 10:00pm I have not eaten nor drank water, I had no dime
on me yet I was looking so fancy, who would believe me that
as I was dressed I had no kobo on me, I was even lucky those
guys did not strip me off my shoes and clothes sef, else I
would have been a mad nigger in lagos,
Nwanne ifea di wonderful.
Then I summon another courage to go meet food vendors that
where selling alone that busy ojota bus stop, I saw one good
looking lady selling food, she's pretty and cool, I when to her
and narrated my ordeal to her, but before then, I waited until
she was less busy, then it was going to 11:15 am Tuesday,
after narrating my ordeal to her, she pity me, damn I hate pity,
but I had no other choice than to accept the pity, she when
and buy me a tooth brush and paste, gave me pure water and
told me not to look at anybodys face, I should wash my
mouth, as I was doing that, people were starring at me, but I
ignored them, after washing my mouth, she gave me full plate
of rice, spaghetti, beans infact all the food she have there she
mixed all of them for me, like as if she knows I have big belle,
lolz.......
I ate and breeze touched me, before I could know it I slept off,
I woke up again around 3:30pm by then she's done for the
day, she wana get going, she did not ask me if I would follow
her home and I dare not ask her, so I told her I can manage,
she gave me 1000 and gave me her phone number. Her name
is AMARACHI. From ebonyi state, that day I fall in love with
ebonyi girls, lolz, na love bring me come this suffer o, yet I
still dey talk about love Hahahahaha, no blame me ni, this
HEART ain't loyal....
Now am officially on my own again, amara is gona, the 1st
friend I met in lagos, I now have 1k with me, but I still need
1500 to complete my T.fare back, and wat eva am gona do, I
need to act fast, am not gona spend any other night here, so I
walked to the traffic again, with every zeal in me, I saw a
trailer and the back is empty, is one of these trailers that do
carry goods from ibadan to lagos, I went to him, and asked for
a lift, he told me to jump into the back, I did not even ask him
his destination I just jumped in, anything that will take me out
of that place is all I needed, so inside the truck I dozed off
again, only to wake up inside YALE FOODS COMPANY LTD.
Omg!!! What am I doing here, inside a the back of a trailer,
then I remembered I jumped inside a trailer back there at
ojota lagos state, now am in oyo state, and am on my own.....
I managed to jumb out of the truck, luckily for me the driver
was still around, he then helped me out of the company, else I
would have slept in the police cell that day.
It was 5:15pm and am still in oyo state ibadan precisely.
From where I was I remembered I have 1k inside my pocket
so I took a cab from there to lagos ibadan express in
ibadan.... before I reach there, it was 5:45, when I got there I
saw another trailer heading the direction of Benin I rushed to
him, begged him to give me a lift, he asked me where am
going to, I told him am going to the east, that am stranded and
don't have any money on me, he asked me if am a driver or a
conductor, I told him no, he almost ignored me but I begged
him yet the more until he saw the seriousness in me, luckily
for me he was heading to onitsha, na so I take see myself
again for another truck.
We began our journey enrouthing down to east, on our way
the worst happened.....
All these trouble just because of ANITA......
Let to sleep, we shall continue in the morning ,
don't go no where As my journey to EKO continues....
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YoungBraniac:
Am waiting...

it's out now.

kelly9ice:
it's out now.

wow!! Nice one!
Buh op dis update is short sha. Anyway thanks for updating
Gud 9nite... Sleep well

thanks, more update soonest

O boy you suffered o

princejenks:
O boy you suffered o

No be small

nwoke kedu ife na'me, abeg come update

Where is kelly9ice na?
Pls come nd update

Episode 6
I taught I ve arrived when I found myself inside the back of the
truck I met at ibadan heading to the east not until we moved
for some miles, just approaching benin, just at the entrance of
benin, we heard serious gun shots, cars, buses, trucks tanks
and all mini buses parked and everybody was dragging the
entrance to any nearby bush,
It's 7:59pm Tuesday and I was just sleeping all trough the
journey, I don't even know what me and sleeping is doing all
through this hard way home. The English gun sounds woke
me up and I saw crowd trooping into the bush and running up
and down, I decided to hide myself inside the truck where I
was, but on the 2nd taught I said flying bullets might just
send me to my early grave so I jumb down from truck and
made my way into the bush, all this while anita never bother
to flash me not to talk about calling me, I wonder the kind of
heart anita has.
All along she was acting like an angel, I never knew she's
heartless and mean, guys please don't trust nobody, both
boys and girls, me sef wey dey talk some times I no dey trust
myself. Now don't get me wrong, lolZzz
The gun shots continued till 11:00pm then at 11:15 we
started hear horns from the vehicle and trucks which the
owners abandoned for the 3hrs gun shots, the horn continued
as people where running back to there different buses I did d
same thing but unfortunately for me before I could get to the
main road, the truck had left me, oh what a terrible sight to
behold.
People where busy jumping into there different vehicles and
trucks living and I was there watching, jess!!! This is a very
terrible place to stay if all this vehicles should all leave and I
will be devour by all this flying witches and wizard of benin
city. Omo na dia I use my no.6, if I remain here in this
ungodly hour 11:20pm am so gonna narrate my ordeal to my
ancestors in the other world, I quickly run towards about
leaving mini bus, chisco precisely, I did not even bother to
know it's destination, provided it will take me outta that benin
witches and wizard meeting point no wahala if e like make e
carry me go sambisa forest, wait did I just said sambisa?
Hahahah this one go be from frying pan to fire oooo direct
suicide bomber na him I go turn to.
As the bus was leaving the passengers where looking at me
obviously because there were no seat for me, I had no other
option than to stand as no one summoned the courage to ask
or talk to me, I dare not sleep again this time, I go dey mad to
sleep while standing? So I decided to stay put and watch
where the vehicle was going, but from where the vehicle was
facing and the appearance of the car, it's no doubt it's going
to the east, I stood still not looking at anybodys face afterall
them all see wetin happen, on a constant speed the bus
passed benin and now heading to agbor, the time now
1:15pm, the driver was very serious on the starring and I was
enjoying the speed, other passengers where mourmoring in
fear at the speed of the bus, and the driver was not even
listening, the music playing then was Drake ft lil wyn and tyga
MOTOR ( real nigger what's up) Mehn I was just nodding to
the song as I was just about to sing along another voice from
my mind shun me and said I should be singing real mugu
what's up, chie ah don become real mugu sake of say I wan
go see anita, chie anita u must pay o, hahahah.
On the speed we approached delta state asaba to be precised,
and the time was 3:15, now playing is chris brown ft tyga,
loyal, ( this holes ain't loyal) na that one I follow sing well
well they vex as I dey sing am, ( when a rich nigger wants
you, and you nigger can't do nothing for you, this holes(girls)
ain't loyal) I come dey reason am say this driver na correct
guy man o.
4:00pm we approached Head bridge onitsha, my mind was
out of my journey to lag at that moment cuz am now in the
east.
We passed onitsha and now I know we are heading to owerri,
Mehn I don reach home na him dey ring for my mind, 5:15 we
approached control in owerri, Omo see smilings for my face,
on reaching control the bus now diverted to PH road chie
gobe, na him I shout, driver I go drop oooo, everybody turn
and looked at me,
Like WTF everybody in the bus was supposed to be going to
PH so then I have questions to answer on how I got into the
bus.
I then approached the drivers side and begged him to stop me
there, at 1st he hesitated but after passing control and
heading to the express he now stopped, the time now is 5:30.
I dropped from the bus smiling OWERRI here I am... I stroll till
I got back to control, I den took a keke drop from control to
my residency at royce road owerri. with the change from the
Money amarachi gave me back there at lagos. Oh I remember
amarachi again. All this while anita never called or flash.
To he'll with her, real nigger, I mean real mugu is back lolz....
Make I go sleep, tomorrow I go tell you wetin happen later.
Don't go no where
To be continued.
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Episode 7

6:15am Thursday February 2014 I was in my house at 20
royce road owerri, remember I used to be a gentle guy with
cordial nature, I never hurt anybody but anita hurt me without
looking back, and still haven't called nor text to explain what
happened or even ask me how I go about my journey, # smh
anita is mean.
Now the story line changed, I got home, and from that 6:15 till
11:00 I was just sleeping, my neighbour who warned me
against the trip were just contemplating if or not am back, and
when, so I remain indoor till 11:00am, then I woke up, hunger
began, am home now so that shouldn't be a problem, I quickly
rush to kitchen cuz am living in a safe con. I 1st open 3packs
of indomie noddels on fire, did I tell you earlier that I have big
tummy? As I can eat alot? Well I work hard so I eat alot. Work
hard, play hard, I wasn't sure 3 will be enough I made it 4, I
was just cooking when my noisy neighbours discovered I was
back home they came knocking, I dare not ignore them for
any reason at all, so I opened the door for nnamdi and
sopuru, nasco and sop as I nicknamed then are both students
of IMSU(imo state university owerri)
Here is the conversation that followed,
Nasco: hey mr valentine(lover boi) what's up na, when you
return na, Omo na that you indomie aroma na him tell us say
you don return o. How far na,
SOP: Omo you don go bleep EKO babe finish see you face as
e dull, I sure say that babe no let you sleep all this 2days you
comot, you go don pour all the akamu wey full your body
finish untop EKO babe waist.
I was just looking at them so numbed and shout of words, if at
all they know what I have been through, I dare not narrate my
ordeal to this guys cuz ma name will be sorry from the kind of
laughter am gonna receive from both.
Nasco: Omo dis one u dey mop us like dis na so the tin sweet
you reach?
Sop: leave am 1st mayb im no get strength to yan us latest
now, no worry nasco make we chop indomie finish 1st den in
go get strength talk,
ME: guys abeg make I go check my food before e burn,
SOP: oh Omo u still dey talk sef, I been dey tink say u don
suddenly go deaf and dump.
Nasco: guy chill 1st make in no vex say we no go follow chop
that indomie wey I don dey chop here with ma nose,
SOP: abi?
Nasco: dey dia na, abi u get any other hope for choppings
today, no be poor man u be,
Sop: atleast I rich pass u na, u wey dey us cabin biscuit with
cray fish do dinner wan come bring mouth for me wey dey
use groundnut and pop corn do my own.
They continued yabbing demselves sop and nasco can be
very funny when ever they are hungry and can make me laugh
ma lungs out each time dey yab demselves playfully and I
enjoy dem, but they both are very intelligent and are
rommates.
So I left them and made ma way to the kitchen, I couldn't
laugh cuz I had no strength to laugh, nasco and sop barely
noticed cuz they wia hungry so they don't usually think
straight wen they are hungry,
So I did not bother so in d kitchen I added extra four packs of
indomie to d already boiling four, after some minutes the food
was ready, I was hearing dem still yabbing demselves
playfully and laughing, still waiting for the food, I enjoy
feeding dem cuz I understand their pliats, they always watch
ma back and always stand by me, so I don't have any problem
feeding them, atleast from the little time I felt hungry back
there in lagos, I understood what hunger is all about. I
brought the food in a big plate and add spoons went to the
fridge and brought out chivita fruit juice and glasses nepa
brought the light and I on my ac: then I realised am back to
my crib.
NASCO: Omo food don ready o,
SOP: nedu the chairmo, onye nku, onye melite, edu Brazil, edu
London, edu jamica.
I was just quiet cuz me too I dey H. The room became cool
and I on my home theater sound system and my metro cable
TV we began eating, guys we all are hungry so come see
rushing. No body wan carry last, we ate till the food was
finished then we drank our juice and started watch football
highlights on the cable while music was playing on the sound
system.
At around 2:00 sop and nasco have already eaten almost to
stupor cuz the food was large and they ate with greed as per
dey don't know when next they will jam another meal. Now
their senses began to return.
NASCO: ehe edu man, how far na, you never wan gist us
wetin happen for you IJI love( love trip)
Sop: na true sef, nedu, how far na yan us the latest, how u
take bleep dat babd wey her baka be like nicki minaj own,
nwa nne iriela uwa nuru o(u don enjoy dis world o)
Then I manage to find my voice and said.
ME: guys, una go promise me 1 tin:
Nasco: guy wetin be dat
Sop: anything for you chiarmo
ME: una go promise me say una no go laugh me if I tell una
wetin happen:
Nasco: how we wan laugh we chairmo na, sop u go laugh?
SOP: for where I dey mad I liv my laughing kite for house so I
no fit use am now.
Me: ok, as I entered bus down to eko!!!!......
~~~~~~~~~~~
The boys where raving in serious anger and fury as I finished
narrating my ordeal to them, I was expecting them blame me
but reverse was the case, they took up the matter and
promised me the girl will not go scot free, they swore with
their lives that Anita must pay back. I taught at 1st that they
were bluffing, probably because of over feeding but from the
anger ranging from both of them and my confidence in them
that they are capable of doing many things I just relaxed and
was watching them.
These guys can do there threats they are AYES GUYSgame
men)
Let me go back to work, you can't afford to miss any episode
of this gist cuz it's gona change gear from now.
See you after work.
To be continued.....
You know how it is, your comments and likes brings more.

Lol, payback is a b*i*t*c*h, I ll be here waiting.

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Episode 8
I was just at home one evening when Sop and nasco returned
home from school and came to my apartment, they said to me
nedu, do you still have the phone number of the anita that
messed around with you?
At 1st I taught they needed food as they always form
seriousness when ever they are hungry, so I told them I have
some rice in the kitchen they should go serve them selves,
and then SOP told me they are dead serious about their
questions, they both brought out their phones, requesting for
her facebook username, before that the unfriend me so that
anita will not check there murtal friends and see me, it will be
a casted job for them, so I have to give them the facebook I'd
and there they told me they raised the matter at there meeting
last night and that was a general meeting that involved reps
from all over the country, so the lagos capon is now aware of
the case been it that they both are highly noticed in there
game. Then there capon in owerri got so much interested in
the issue and decided to carry it all by himself. He promised
sop and nasco that he is personally gonna bring the girl to
owerri by himself and they know what he can do,
The game started, believe this capon the guy gather wella, he
drives BMW X3 and has FORD EDGE too. So he added ANITA
to his facebook account and they began chatting anita told
him that she base in portharcout and truly that where she
based from onset Anita wanted to deal with me, reasons are
what I can't tell, she lives at PH and she made me travelled to
Lagos on curiel purposes, this made me got even more
furious and wish to lay my hands on anita, I would so deal
with her,
My guys who also added her began chatting her also and she
lied to them also that she stays at abuja, she told sop she
stays at calabar and nasco abuja, the only person she told
the truth was the capon, and then I realised that Anita checks
profile and pictures, if she sees you as important person, she
will tell you the truth about herself, she have seen the profile
picture and mobile uploads of the capon, she saw his flashy
rides and nice looking attire the guy rocks, he actually looks
porshe so Anita is after porshe looking guys on facebook, God
don catch am na.
Anita started playing the same dirty games she played on me
to my guys SOP and Nasco, started love things and online
dating things, later she invited them to the different locations
she told them, telling them the same story she told me of her
living alone all the nude pictures sex chats phone intimacy and all
the same games she played on me, Jess anita is a devil
incarnate, who knows how many guys she ve dealt with the
way she did to me, Anita invited sop to calabar gave her an
address as 10 Mary sclessor road calabar and told him to
stop at etim edem park then take a cab to Mary slessor road,
the same date she gave sop was the same date she gave
nasco to come to abj. And the address as #7 conakry street
close to sultan abubarka road Wuse 1 abuja. Jess why is this
girl dis mean and wicked?
And how does she get all these addresses?
Ok the due day arrived, she called them the way she called
me, telling them the same thing she told me, not to bother
about lodging money, they should just come with their T.fare
don't also bother about feeding money cuz she will feed them
for the two days they will stay so they don't need to bothered
about anything.
When the day arrived she called them and constantly calling
to make sure the person have started coming, when she
called she asked why the his background sounded so quiet,
the guy told her he's inside an ac bus so the glasses are all
sealed and no noise from the outside, the idiot believe. So we
now realise she will ask nasco the same question we ask
him to go stand in front of our house cuz it's a main road, she
will get the noise she needs. The same to happened and she
was convinced that the guy is on the move, we calculated
home many hours it should take from owerri to calabar, and
immediately the time corresponded Anita stopped picking
Sopuruchi calls, he called her like 100 times no more reply,
but once. Nnamdi(nasco) calls she will pick cuz she guess
abuja is far than calabar at around 6:45pm cuz nasco called
her around 5:00am that there journey had commenced so by
6:45pm she stopped picking his calls,
What a curel girl Anita is, I know must of the girls reading this
gist might be like that, but you will later hear what later
happened to Anita.
Nasco and Sop called to no avil no picking and no replies on
the social network even though she read the messages , then
I now realised that I was a victim of human cruelty. We den
gave a female student her username to syke her as to know
why she act the way she does, and after the whole syking the
girl gathered that she was invited by a facebook friend to
lagos and the guy happened to be a poor guy and after
bleeping her for two days disappeared from the house leaving
her in the rubbish room that has no reasonable property that
she can hold on to and ran away. So since then she promised
she will make 100 guys a victim of what she passed through
and none will see her.
Oh what a curel world. Social network chie many things are
happening here, Anita has more 30 guys to go as I, sop and
nasco have join the list of the men she have dealt with.
But then what's up her and the capon?
Find out when my journey to EKO returns.
To be continued...
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Episode 9
Sop and nasco were mad to feel the same way I felt, they
were raving in fury as though they actually travelled that
distance only to be disappointed just as I was, oh Anita you
ve bitten more than you can chew, they promised that their
capon wasn't gona fail, all along I was just watching them
corse and abuse Anita in anger, but the girl never answered
either of their calls hence she was probably done with them.
Through out that night both of them were very angry and now
understood what I went through.
The next day I was just scrolling on my contacts, just
checking out some numbers and there I saw amarachi lag
(that's my usual way of saving number o) I save based on the
location I meet the person, so I checked the time and it's was
11:30 am so I presume amara must be busy in her shop as
customers filled there the day I was there to beg her for food.
But I wasn't discouraged in dialling her number, I did, she
picked in the 2nd ring of the fone, jess!!! Amara so so sweet
on the fone, though we did not talk for long cuz as I earlier
presumed she was busy, I could even hear them from the
background say " madam leave that phone give us food joor"
amara never had my number, she only gave me hers so when
I called and explained myself, amara was so so happy and
wish we could talk a lil long, but cuz she was busy she
promised to call me back when she close.
At 4:00pm amara called me with a different number, it's her
Etisalat number, I picked up the call and what I heard was,
hello sweet heart!!!, hia who be dis one again wey dey call me
sweet heart dis kin evening kwa, dat na inside ma mind I talk
am o, so then I was like, hi what's up?
She said she's fine, do I no who am speaking with? I said no
and she now said it's amara, I almost shouted amarachi lag,
but then I remember say na casting, I said, oh amara darling,
have you close for the day? (now playing along, no be only
girls sabi call pet names joor) she said yes and we began
talking, we lasted for 31mins on the call and I was just
wondering how much amara have on her phone, amara was
so so excited on d fone, she asked me how I later managed to
get home and all that, I told her all I passed through to get
home and she pitied me, ( did I not say earlier that I don't like
pity?) she apologised for not giving me the complete T.fare I
needed and blamed it on her distractions and things running
on her mind then, (na wa o, who I be to complain or even get
angry untop person wey give me free food + 1k, ) so I told her
it's ok and we continued our convo. Me and amara talks on
the fone eva since and we speak morning afternoon and night,
amara became so used to me and she didn't hide it one bit, I
began to like her for that though I fell in love with her kind
gesture on the first day of meeting her, but now am feeling
different, there is different between appreciation and love
feelings,
Falling in love with EKO girl again? But wait, Anita isn't EKO
babe.
I was loosing confidence on the capon on Anitas case as he
never updated us the latest for a little while now so I taught
maybe Anita was smarter than him, and before then Anita
have already blocked nasco and sop from both whatsapp and
facebook and deleted them from her bbm.
All of us were just loosing hope but they trusted and believed
their capon as he never loose such cases, and Anitas case is
just a moi-moi case for him,
Monday 17 march 2014 was the day, my phone ranged at
about 2:00pm, I checked the screen, it was sop:
SOP: hello edu brasil wia u dey,
ME: sop I dey ikenegbu now o, I go one supply there o
SOP: my man, make you way to world bank now, my capon
called to let us know that anita is now in our city, and she will
be all ours to feed on, so dey come there now no miss any
minute, me and nasco dey 4 keke dey go dia now,
On hearing this my head ranged a bell. Within 2minutes still
on the fone I don use my head calculate as I take bleep anita
front and back, even side ways.
Sop: hello, edu u dey hear me?
ME: yes my manchy, I dey hear you, na how I go take match
dat girl I dey plan for my head now.
Sop: my man just dey come I no get credit.
Hanged up.
Anitta go hear ram today, she go pay back all her atrocities
I quickly boarded a keke on special drop, at 1st I told him to
take me to Ama awusa in owerri, make I go buy magli-
blantasi, utu ajuoyi, ike-agwu nwa mkpi, (man power) I buy
am because I wan make sure say anita go hear ram.
30minutes late I was there. Anita na 2day u go pay.
To be continued......

U hav got a nice story. Me likey. Amma following dis to the end.
BTW, how did sop and nasco toll same part as u, even after telling them how Anita dealt with u?? Or they were also blindfolded by her gimmicks and beauty. I thought they wanted to assist u in ur revenge plan, but it seemed they fukkked up big time!
The only reliable person nw is d carpon, nd hope he's not going to bleep up too.
Op am allergic to suspense. Pls keep the updates coming...

following

sop and nasco did not go anywhere, they both stayed back to be sure what her game plan is, so they pretended to emback on the journey but the never did, they all wanted to know if she will do the same thing she did to nedu.

Ok i get the full scene of the drama now... 'Sop & nasco', sharp dudes like them; falling off into Anita's MAGA skills, would have been so hilarious to hear.Though am glad they are wiser than she thought. Buh Anita is so cruel; executing such revenge on guys that comes her way, because of how she was treated by dat worthless guy in Lagos. Sometimes we hav to let some things slide by, for wanting to get revenge may lead to eventually planning one's own downfall. 'for what goes around comes around'.-- THATS THE IRONY OF LIFE FOR YOU

abeg take it eazy on anita