Empty their bank account

Girls with small boobs are not allowed to
take Ampiclox, the drug might mistake
their boobs for boil
#nohatingpls lol..I dnt do any of the above

AmberQueen:
The flaunting part for me is the most annoying...

Once he creates that 1st inpression,I'll enlist him in my maga book.

And bills he will fix...

In Goldie's(RIP) voice, "isi na ibu nnukwu mmadu,nye mu ego"...

and sex he will get

Hmm

lol

No 2 is so right!
Happened 2 me 2day sef. There was dis guy that took a bike and followed me home.

dechandel:
I only go with number one.. Alot of guys do that

The 3rd one is for Igbo boys
Choi.. My container brothers no go kill person

lolzz...container brothers of life!

U fluant ur money,I take u as PERSONAL MAGA#lobatan#

Enegod:
I like ugly girls
They are always loyal

exactly, u got d point right there bro. 1000 likes for u

Gosh! Dis idea of ladies interested in rich guy is wack 4 me, its jes a plus as far as am concerned not primary @ll.

diddydiva:
number 1 is very irritating

Number 1 is d most interesting. What do you mean.

AmberQueen:
The flaunting part for me is the most annoying...

Once he creates that 1st inpression,I'll enlist him in my maga book.

And bills he will fix...

In Goldie's(RIP) voice, "isi na ibu nnukwu mmadu,nye mu ego"...

Maga book hope my name won't end up among ur archives

Enegod:
I like ugly girls
They are always loyal

Unfortunately, I can't say I like broke men. Cos they are even MORE disloyal.... :-(

This story an tru,wat eyes have seen our body must be attracted 2 it....haha.as long as is giirls issues....if na lie tlk ur own

when it is over done its annoying

laplace12:


It shouldn't be.


It is a reflex action. Nobody sets out to stare on purpose.

Who doesn't like good things


Anyway, me no too send fine girls ooo , jez get good azz n b00bs. Daz allll

Who get time to dey kiiii maself on top fine girls

adorable29:


Unfortunately, I can't say I like broke men. Cos they are even MORE disloyal.... :-(

shuuuuuuuuu......WAT

coincidentally i just finish stalking a gurl in my hood... lol..
yeah i know it's creepy but i can't help it.. I've got a weakness for beauty

Exactly....This is it...

wristwatch:


Lol. Me like pretty girls oo and there are some who are loyal. Meanwhile not all ugly gals are loyal

Ugly girls are not loyal again since Mary Kay have started making them look pretty in an artificial way...

Guy u no get time...me no fit or don do any of this things you wrote ...cos if money dey I go fit get both cute and the ugly girls

Enegod:
I like ugly girls
They are always loyal

;


funniest comment ever. I can't help but laughing. Hihihihihihih.
What works for you works for you.

I will comment later...

wristwatch:
Every guy is guilty of acting funny when they spot pretty ladies and I won't blame us because we are moved by what we see while ladies are moved by what they hear. It started from the beginning of this world when Adam saw eve, calling her "the bone of my bones". . Hehehe the guy use d toasting skills well..!

When guys spot a pretty lady, they do funny things which I will summarise below;

1. Lustful starring: This is common to all guys when they spot pretty lady around either walking pass them, gisting with friends, etc. There is this kind of 'look' guys show on their face to get the girl ASAP. They will size the body shape, face, etc. Some during the process may end up in gutter, some loosing control of wheels when driving, etc.

2. Stalking: Probably the guy is eyeing the lady who happens to stay around his area, this is when the guy will stay @ a strategic point to watch her moves, when she leaves home, when she comes in, etc. A friend of mine(lady) told me of a guy who is obsessed stalking her @ CMS bus stop every day around 7pm when she is going home(lekki). It funny though when love becomes lust. Obsession replace love.

3. Phone call: Ladies love rich dudes, agreed! But not all ladies place an initial condition HE MUST BE RICH. Some guys act funny when they sit beside a pretty lady. This is when they form story calling some one; they are expecting shipment/container @ apapa, they should send dat 1 billion naira to his account for business transaction, etc. You are rich and you are boarding KEKE, DANFO, MOLUE. Not all ladies are dump na bros!

4. Flaunting: It's good when guys flaunt their asset(money, power) but in a right way. You meet the pretty lady for the 1st time and u are flaunting your asset. Hehehehe funny and stupid at same time. Such guys, many of them will end up on her maga list.

5. Love letter: In the olden days when technology is just @ the development stage when guys spot pretty ladies, they look for shakespare love poem, compose love letter and tell someone to deliver it for them. For those who cannot lay their hands on shakespare, they compose funny love letter like "you are the egg in my egg roll. Without u, I am puff puff" (just kidding though). Currently technology has grown, toasting has change skills. Guys send PM, mails(nairaland , facebook 4 e.g), voice sms, phone calls, etc. It's funny when u spot a pretty lady picture on nairaland and the next thing is to send love message to someone u have not met. Hehehe! Funny act indeed.

i never do any of them

My fellow guys abeg and pls if u want to marry. Pls don't go for the most pretty ones rather go for the ugly ones. Because the ugly ones have no place to go, just as no man outside will be talking to her sexual wise. But the pretty ones have a lot of admirers outsid, so u may not be the only man in charge of her pussy. Especially if ur pocket no get big belle. GUYS ABEG LET'S GO FOR THE HALF-PRETTY AND UGLY ONES so that only u will have that PUSSY

Betgal:
No 2 is so right!
Happened 2 me 2day sef. There was dis guy that took a bike and followed me home.

Hope he isn't trailing to kidnap you¿...

Soo true

Op, which one of those things do you do? Sincerely.

DANDONdGreat:
My fellow guys abeg and pls if u want to marry. Pls don't go for the most pretty ones rather go for the ugly ones. Because the ugly ones have no place to go, just as no man outside will be talking to her sexual wise. But the pretty ones have a lot of admirers outsid, so u may not be the only man in charge of her pussy. Especially if ur pocket no get big belle. GUYS ABEG LET'S GO FOR THE HALF-PRETTY AND UGLY ONES so that only u will have that PUSSY

Why don't you lead by example sir

Word

Enegod:
I like ugly girls
They are always loyal