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Nigerian Police Are Always Good... by Fordzzy(m): 6:56pm On Mar 12, 2015
HOW TO CATCH A TIGER
American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger.
China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then you catch it.
Arab Police Style: Kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the tiger to surrender.
Indian Police Style: Sing for the tiger until it comes close to you, then catch it.
Nigerian Police Style: Catch a goat, beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.

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