Returned from 3days exile and decide to share you my own historiography of Categories of walkers.

1. FACE DOWN GROUP : Don't know what they are staring at on the floor,they Just keep staring like gold they for the ground. Them no dey look face at all.

2. GLANCERS: They walk looking to and fro like a suspect pursued by Isis. They look sideways every fucking seconds like they are hunted by invisible beings.

3. SLOW WALKER: They walk Just like the walking dead.

4. FAST WALKER: Remember terminator? dats how they walk 120km/hr

5. CHECKERS: They keep checking their body on the street. Can't decipher why they do so.

Which category u belong to?

Op forgot to mention the category to which he belongs..

THE SLEEPWALKERS ..... This ones na living zombies... while asleep, they can walk from Lagos to Maiduguri, and even log in to nairaland and create bewilderingly senseless topics


because it's obvious that op's brain had gone on indefinite Sabbatical when he created this thread

So OP, you mean say you no get Bugatti veyron? Chai! See your life!