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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by DonaldGenes(m): 2:01pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:
cheesy


Guys take NOTE o.
NO SMELLING MOUTH PLEASE ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
pre Intimacy is Lovely!


As for No 7, it's better to just use your teeth and scratch his diickkk sad angry

You de craze
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Taireblaze(m): 2:02pm On Mar 15, 2015
adepiero:
That means Nigerian men needs "CHANGE" vote APC and we'll change under and on top the sheet.
.....lols would yoo change the size n lasting period
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by zid82(m): 2:02pm On Mar 15, 2015
;DNobody knows its all. If these are what guys do,they ought to be told by the woman. If the ugly situation continues,it means the woman is equally not ready for a change. Sex is suppose to be a training/leaning activity

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:03pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:


Liar...ladies will come and will continue straight without giving any sign to pause.

No darling trust me we couldn't hide it if we tried undecided

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:04pm On Mar 15, 2015
[quote author=EggovinMma post=31639744][/quote] Nice to hear that
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:05pm On Mar 15, 2015
Fkhalifa:
im confused o,if he spills at the time he is feeling like vomitting it,wont you ppl complain its to fast?
or how many minutes do you think its ideal before spilling?


Lmao.Women needs to be satisfied first. tongue
Hold it in till you get her to come tongue
Then you can come cheesy
Dont be selfish. tongue
Except you are the type that can easily come up again after eruption.


No be the one wey after eruption, you will need to start "working" on the thing to revive it to a action. sad angryIT'S NOT FAIR cry cry cry cry

I will bite him there. tongue

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by siegfried99(m): 2:05pm On Mar 15, 2015
phayvoursky:
SORRY OP THE TOPIC SHOULD BE "MISTAKE APC MEN DO ON BED THAT IRRITATES THEIR WOMEN".


THE PDP MEN KNOW HOW TO PERFECTLY SATISFY THEIR WOMEN.




VOTE GEJ FOR SATISFACTION



grin
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by gemick(m): 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
[quote author=quivah post=31637846]wow true that! all are simply irritating.. but I really hate no2

..
no 8 is just.... gosh! especially biting the tips hard (like clamping the teeth on the tips damn)

you sound like you have experienced so many guys-the quiet and emotionless ones to the tip biting ones
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by stan241(m): 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
@op that your no 11 sha..which other route we won use go there again
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
vjsmiles:
what! shocked
my sissy is now bad angry
dammit

Im not just adding to his list
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
Fkhalifa:
im confused o,if he spills at the time he is feeling like vomitting it,wont you ppl complain its to fast?
or how many minutes do you think its ideal before spilling?

As the spirit leads bruh.

This is where guys get it wrong...you guys think too much; get in there and stop worrying about how you'll perform.

It's not a competition, you're there to have fun, go with the flow. Communicate with her, watch her body movement if you're the type that don't like to talk, do different stuff till you learn what tickles her fancy: then do a combo of it...try as much as possible to make her relax..

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
Lala247:


U missed out one

Sticking to one boring position grin

Yeah you are right... But trust me, ladies are the one who are usually guilty of that. Guys love to explore, do upside down, on the roof, standing, bending, hanging all sort of. Well except maybe for the SU brothers that have been advised to do missionary only... cheesy

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:


Yeah you are right... But trust me, ladies are the one who are usually guilty of that. Guys love to explore, do upside down, on the roof, standing, bending, hanging all sort of. Well except maybe for the SU brothers that have been advised to do missionary only... cheesy

Yh snd missionary is the most boring one of them all but certain guys only favour dat position .

Mayb the girls are scared to say abeg change am grin
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by splashbaby(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2015
This topic is not good for front page on Sunday!
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by stan241(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2015
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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 2:12pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:


Yeah you are right... But trust me, ladies are the one who are usually guilty of that. Guys love to explore, do upside down, on the roof, standing, bending, hanging all sort of. Well except maybe for the SU brothers that have been advised to do missionary only... cheesy

Hahahaha! On the roof?....lmao
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by 1freshdude: 2:12pm On Mar 15, 2015
I think there has to be some chemistry between you Guyz before you can have a mind blowing sex. A lot guyz want to horn their skills on payed arses but this does not help them improve a lot of times. Payed girls are in it for the money, and can barely.wait for you to finish so they can find the next bizness. If you cant find a chick who is genieunly attracted to you, then next time you pay an olosho, tell her that you are a novice and want her to teach you the act ( go for older ones, they are more patient) Even if she feels nothing for you, you have a specimen and a guid to experiment with.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 2:12pm On Mar 15, 2015
oloworulz:
Na wa ooo. Joblessness is a disease

This is a discussion for mature minds. Not for 10 or 11 year old. Oya, goand play in the yard...
Joblessness? Sorry we are not slaves, we do mon to Friday only...we no be gateman...

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by onyenro(m): 2:13pm On Mar 15, 2015
smelling mouth abi mouth odor..... hmmmm the jagaban comes to mind.
I love gej... he keeps smiling cos him mouth no dey smell like their mouth.
gej na guy man.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by adeyiga3(m): 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman
how is 5 and 6 mistakes oooo
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2015
Olufemiolaolu:
Majority of women fake it though. No amount of pounding cud make some jerk of satisfaction ok. Hmmmmmm it seems u know how give order in bed cheesy

Well, some women gets Hot but really dont have orgasms.Dont know why this is so though.When it comes to having orgasm, it deals majorly with the head. What goes right in her head as a result of what her body is experiencing at that moment.I have had tales about pregnant women in labour that eventually put to bed because they requested for their husband's cap, clothes and personal belongings.So to me, find a woman's weak point, be lucky to bring her into the right mood, don't rush, don't try to impress, get to understand that part of her body she responds to easily, THEN HIT! smiley

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by vjsmiles: 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2015
Lala247:


Im not just adding to his list
you mean 69 style wink
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by BizBloke(m): 2:16pm On Mar 15, 2015
deebrain:



sir,

Warris all dis?

Number by number analysis.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 2:16pm On Mar 15, 2015
splashbaby:
This topic is not good for front page on Sunday!

Abeg, no bring ur radicalism or fanatism com dis place joooor. Wetin u dey do here. Thread no good for Sunday and u don click 'view topic' like 10 times. Abeg go another car park jare...

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:16pm On Mar 15, 2015
vjsmiles:
you mean 69 style wink

Lol nigerian guy {some}. 69 is abomination lol
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2015
DonaldGenes:


You de craze

Ahn ahn... Ki lo de...
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:


Abeg, no bring ur radicalism or fanatism com dis place joooor. Wetin u dey do here. Thread no good for Sunday and u don click 'view topic' like 10 times. Abeg go another car park...

Nice one
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2015
almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say
WOW EXPERIENCE THEY SAY IS THE BEST TEACHER

IN 2BABAS VOICE "YOU DON TEY FOR THIS GAME NO BE TODAY"........
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by stan241(m): 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2015
1freshdude:
I think there has to be some chemistry between you Guyz before you can have a mind blowing sex. A lot guyz want to horn their skills on payed arses but they dnt get better lots of times.
well not always...ever heard of one night stands?..doesn't require one bit of chemistry whatsover just two extremely Hot adults
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Okehjp(m): 2:19pm On Mar 15, 2015
We are all clamouring for change i believe this is one the change
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by stan241(m): 2:21pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:


Well, some women gets Hot but really dont have orgasms.Dont know why this is so though.When it comes to having orgasm, it deals majorly with the head. What goes right on her head as a result of what her body is experiencing at the moment.I have had tales about pregnant women in labour that eventually put to bed because they requested for their husband's cap, clothes and personal belonging.So to me, find a woman's weak point, be lucky to bring her into the right mood, don't rush, don't try to impress, get to understand that part of her body she respond to easily, THEN HIT! smiley
what about the night crawler chicks whose jobs is to fake it?how do you get them to climax and know when they do

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