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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by pressplay55: 8:03pm On Mar 17, 2015
blesoh:
When am nt in d mood,i slp wid d kids in my room.there he comes,asking me to name my price.lol
he ll be lyk'this thing is mine give it to me'
but seriously wen am nt in d mood he pays b4 service.lol
and what happens when you are in the mood and he is not....
Do you also pay for the service he is to render?
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by jashar(f): 8:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
reaky:


If u understand d language of konji
Hmmm you will even do more than me
angry


grin grin grin





When she say baby am not in d mood
And you have been having ere*c*tion for d past 30mins and counting..............



Let me know what you will do


You provoke gaaannnn...

Hehehe...

Fortunately for me, me and konji have no business. Cuz, I'll never know what it means to have an e.r.e.c.t.I.o.n.
cheesy wink
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by reaky(m): 9:01pm On Mar 17, 2015
jashar:



You provoke gaaannnn...

Hehehe...

Fortunately for me, me and konji have no business. Cuz, I'll never know what it means to have an e.r.e.c.t.I.o.n.
cheesy wink


I wish you could have one or two

grin grin grin grin wink
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by socialwritter: 9:38pm On Mar 17, 2015
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by zeezeegal(m): 9:57pm On Mar 17, 2015
All dis men sef dem no knw say da place no b engine wey u go dy use always? Da place ma dy taya make e no quick slag
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by tinnywhinny: 10:02pm On Mar 17, 2015
malonephill:
and let us pass night in kids room simple shocked


Their lot of strategies I can concur to
. As in eh! two can play the game thinz. grin
malonephill:
and let us pass night in kids room simple shocked


Their lot of strategies I can concur to
. As in eh! two can play the game thinz.
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by peemyke(f): 10:14pm On Mar 17, 2015
No strategies for now...we go all d way grin grin
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by hikmojj(m): 10:32pm On Mar 17, 2015
KashyBaby:


How i wish i understand wat uve said.. grin

lolzzz.....use Google translator
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by blesoh(f): 11:12pm On Mar 17, 2015
pressplay55:

and what happens when you are in the mood and he is not....
Do you also pay for the service he is to render?
when he says no,noth moves him.if u like shake d thing anyhw he wont respond lol
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 11:20pm On Mar 17, 2015
kika23:


Hahaha..... Naaaaah..

Okay smiley
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by missterious(f): 11:36pm On Mar 17, 2015
JoeCutie:
Chai, this thing can vex person ehn... embarassed undecided

She'd be very bright throughout the day; laughing, smiling, singing, rapping, dancing, twerking, and playing. But if e don dey reach that kain 8pm, sister go begin act movie. She go begin squeeze face. She go begin pick offense and fight over any little thing wey brother do. Small thing like this, she go (form) vex face wall. Chai! Brother go dey fume. Very frustrated. Brother go vex sleep...in pieces instead of sleeping in peace. embarassed In the morning when they wake up, na the same sister go still come dey tell you "sorry for the way I acted last night". You dey craze! After sending me to hell. You wan make I whooze you abi? undecided

Later later, brother come notice wetin dey sup. He come laff, come act as nwa guy. When day break like this, sister go begin happy as usual. She go dey happy. Dey sing, dey dance, dey laugh like say tomorrow no dey. As night wan dey reach like this, sister go start again. Puuu! No be for brother. Iffa hear! undecided grin Brother go dey smile like fool. He no go gree follow her vex. For where?! If you vex na you sabi; your own don done be that. As sister dey form vex, brother go dey form caring. Sister go come dey wonder wetin dey make brother no dey vex, why he dey smile. Bros go busy dey talk sweet sweet things dey give am. Choii! Bad market. When sister go finally see say road no dey where she dey go, she go jejely calm down. Eheen, brother go come nwayooly enter tunnel. Na that time two of them go begin see light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, na sister sef go dey see am pass. She go dey enjoy am. After they don come out from the tunnel, brother and sister go come sleep. And they'd cuddle and sleep 'happily ever after'. grin

Sisters!!! They should calm down already. undecided
This their bedroom antics is too much. embarassed
Wetin dey pain me be say na dem go still enjoy am pass. Na dem go still dey call God name in all the languages of the world when the ministration is going on. Abegi! undecided cheesy


*faints* grin grin

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:26am On Mar 18, 2015
hikmojj:


lolzzz.....use Google translator

Even Google Translator will freak out baby wink...
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:29am On Mar 18, 2015
KashyBaby:
Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..
not in port Harcourt and bayelsa!!!! even while asleep we could satisfy our ladies, don't mistake us for the western boys ( I mean Lagos and it's neighbours), all they do is take by force no matter the age.
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:32am On Mar 18, 2015
shadowgwalker:
not in port Harcourt and bayelsa!!!! even while asleep we could satisfy our ladies, don't mistake us for the western boys ( I mean Lagos and it's neighbours), all they do is take by force no matter the age.


Wooooah...ok..noted..i will visit tat port harcourt and see wats in it.. grin
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:34am On Mar 18, 2015
as for me with my Hausa babe wey too like prack, all I'd tell her is this;

'ooh!!baby it has started again,my penismuscles are beginnin to have muscle pull again.

#after a few minutes
... she perceives aboniki balm down southsmiley
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:36am On Mar 18, 2015
peemyke:
No strategies for now...we go all d way grin grin
bad girl tongue
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:37am On Mar 18, 2015
KashyBaby:



Wooooah...ok..noted..i will visit tat port harcourt and see wats in it.. grin
you won't regret, go straight to UNIPORT, ask for Aluù boys ...
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:55am On Mar 18, 2015
shadowgwalker:
you won't regret, go straight to UNIPORT, ask for Aluù boys ...


Hahahhahaha....no need... grin
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:57am On Mar 18, 2015
atilla:

Just hope my wife doessnt read this thread or read ur post
She go abuse me tire.

So it means ur one of them making lots of dramas too?
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 1:03am On Mar 18, 2015
atilla:

Just hope my wife doessnt read this thread or read ur post
She go abuse me tire.

SOmetimes let uR wife b in control...and stop making dramas grin grin grin
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by JoeCutie(m): 3:35am On Mar 18, 2015
missterious:


*faints* grin grin
cheesy cheesy

Can you relate to that? grin

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by JoeCutie(m): 3:37am On Mar 18, 2015
peemyke:
No strategies for now...we go all d way grin grin
Me likey. In fact, moi lovey. grin

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by mamahorus(f): 4:06am On Mar 18, 2015
[quote][/quote]Lolz
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by hikmojj(m): 5:08am On Mar 18, 2015
KashyBaby:


Even Google Translator will freak out baby wink...
common just try it 1st...."Google sabi everything"
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 6:02am On Mar 18, 2015
KashyBaby:



Hahahhahaha....no need... grin
LOL!!!but why?
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by missterious(f): 6:43am On Mar 18, 2015
JoeCutie:
cheesy cheesy

Can you relate to that? grin

No, not really. smiley
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by wtfCode: 8:24am On Mar 18, 2015
Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need grin by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol cheesy


damn...nice trick
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by BabaGodwins: 8:25am On Mar 18, 2015
talktrue1:
If you husband wants to make call and you told him that there is no network.
Dont complain if he decides to go to a business centre.

You better not practice any of these




What of those men that can't and never go to business centres to call? No winder pastors' wives suffer their husbands with this acts. Did u want to make him fall? There's judgement awaiting people with such acts.

One thing I know is that marriage should be all abt sacrifice. Sacrifice shd be the bedrock. With this in mind, the two of you will live happily and there won't be room for the devil.
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 8:38am On Mar 18, 2015
Mine not really funny tho smiley. My hubby is very egoistic and can't bear the idea of rejection. All I have to do is bring up a sensitive issue I'm not happy about, we have a small argument. Hey presto, he won't even try anything.
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by JoeCutie(m): 9:21am On Mar 18, 2015
missterious:


No, not really. smiley
Good. V-mobile. undecided

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by adeememman(m): 10:21am On Mar 18, 2015
Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need grin by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol cheesy




haba
U harsh o
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by missterious(f): 1:09pm On Mar 18, 2015
JoeCutie:
Good. V-mobile. undecided

Yeah undecided

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