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25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by obicute007(m): 11:46am On Mar 18, 2015 |
1. When in doubt, accelerate! Source: [url]1pageweekly.com/lagos-driving-101/[/url] 280 Likes 53 Shares |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Ishilove: 12:07pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lmao! When asking for directions, always ask at least three people. Lagosians always claim to know every inch of the city – even areas they’ve never been to. The above is so true. 37 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
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Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
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Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Franchise21(m): 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
OK |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by clemz88(m): 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Op what do you want me to comment now. All I have to say is do what is rait not to get into trouble. Shikena. |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lolzzzzz 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Bonapart(m): 12:15pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Truly hilarious 2 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by GBAGAAUN(m): 12:15pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
26. for those that live near main road, don't sleep anyhow in the palor ni. last yr in Ikoyi motor killing person that is watching TV in his palour 27. wear helmet if u are cross by under the bridge. Okada e have fall from the bridge and land on top person head for oshodi Oloshi! 39 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Adyrin(m): 12:15pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
You're on your own oh! |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:16pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Mad drivers in that town. 2 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by 5p1naz(m): 12:16pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
5. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Never yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise.... this danfo guys bashed me 8 times last month. .. 7 sped off after... one of the 7 danfos ended up in a small drain... the eighth one wanted to fight... Jeezzzz.. Lagos is the largest psychiatric ward in the world 33 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by alienvirus: 12:16pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Horn when traffic light turn green to wake the driver in front of you. 43 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by mcevans1(m): 12:17pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lagos na wa 2 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:17pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lasgidi!!! stayed there for a month, sharply asked to be redeployed to ABJ... to many crazy peep at a tym. 7 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by jbl007(m): 12:18pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Hehehe |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by kay1one2(m): 12:18pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Them no dey carry first for traffic. Take it easy!!! 1 Like |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Glowyshoe: 12:18pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lagos have sha turned drivers into agberos...lol 4 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:19pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
11. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes (and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations to test drivers’ reflexes and shock absorbers,( I saw one man fishing in one of the potholes last week). Lol, it's not only Lagos.. All states in Nigeria too 3 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by leshluap(m): 12:19pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
2. Be prepared to ram into anything stopping you that is wearing uniform in Lagos (police, traffic warden, FRSC, Kai brigade, fire brigade, VIO, LASTMA, LAMATA, LASWA) noting person no go see for lagos, and Nigeria in particular.......... I don see men of d ''Abuja environmental protection agency'' arresting motorists...... anybody in uniform can arrest motorists in Nigeria,,,,,,,,,,,,,........na only corpers I never see,,,, I no go surprise if dem start too.... 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:20pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Almost funny |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by mbato: 12:20pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Very funny 5 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by pornstar(m): 12:21pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
g 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Nobody: 12:22pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Eko Oni Baje 4 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by sekzy99(m): 12:26pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lwkmd ooooo 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by iyisco2001(m): 12:26pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
everybody is a mad man got me cracking, even the one in suit and tie 6 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by akunjohn(m): 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Eko oni baje o 2 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Lanretoye(m): 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Hilarious but factual. 4 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Glowww(f): 12:28pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
So true Chai! LAGOS! Unending state of hustle and bustle 3 Likes |
Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by Wale112(m): 12:28pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
All these can never happen in a civilized country like Ghana. Lawless Nigerians God bless Ghana 1 Like 1 Share |
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