Nigerians can not start amusing me with their daily adverts because of election.

Fayose has been known for abusing Buhari with many adverts.This time around a group has mocked President Jonathan.This advert was published in one of the national dailies last week.

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Funny.

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Money wey dey go us pay salary!!

that doesn't stop him from winning and if he losses, you will regret voting against him

Funny stuff. This year's campaigns have been something else

Madam, abeg give me another meat

Chiefpriest1:
Funny stuff. This year's campaigns have been something else

The election has been full of many funny stuffs

This land is for hire

$50000 per month

centmichael101:
Money wey dey go us pay salary!!

lol

..he even looks like Baba Suwe, a joker in d picture
Q: Do u know that Mama Peace once addressed herself as a widow?
Q: Are u also aware that Mama Peace is afraid to lose u to Kirikiri?
But seriously losing u to a spot behind d bars is better than d 'my fellow widows' episode

can we mock buhari if he bcomes president? doubt that.

This is very good,nice one,no be only pdp fit find flaws na,the clueless Otuakean will never know anything,people have forgotten about how clueless he was 6 months ago,now that election is very close,he's now turning to what he's not,adopting different character just to be voted in,so,after he wins the election,he'll get back to his true self,he don see gullible and stupid Nigerians,unpatriotic fool
Sai Buhari
Sai APC

dazangel11:
can we mock buhari if he bcomes president? doubt that.

Of course,you can,this is democracy

All I know is GMB will never rule 9ja again

Ntoor

RockMaxi:

Goodluck Dunno Jonathan.

GDJ

Very weak president,i cant imagine such dumb answers coming from a secondary school student
I doubt this man has PHD
He is just too dumb

I hail theee

OK... Seen it. Next pls

bettercreature:
Very weak president,i cant imagine such dumb answers coming from a secondary school student
I doubt this man has PHD
He is just too dumb

GEJ I know
GMB I know


who are you please?

seunlayi:
that doesn't stop him from winning and if he losses, you will regret voting against him

what else will he do than the worst we have seen?

SLIDEwaxie:
what else will he do than the worst we have seen?

Every president has his or her short comings

this is serious

Q: do u know where the chibok girls r?
A: if I know where they r, I would have sent a strike team to extract them. Their location is always changing, it is difficult to hit a moving target.

Q: r u aware that $20B is missing?
A: I am aware n I have summoned Ngozi, Sanusi n NNPC MD to give me their initial brief.

Q: are u aware of the postponement plans by the security guys?
A: u guys need to understand that we run a truly autonomous armed forces. they are the ones who are on the battlefield, I don't carry a gun, I don't even know how to load a rifle. If Minimar n Badeh , by their own independent assessment n with good evidence, they feel we r not ready, then I guess we r not because I promise my people free n fair election n if it comes at the expense of a postponement, then so be it.

Q: are u aware that they hv taken over gwoza?
A: hmmm Gwoza( even if I can't remember Gwoza). i will wear a sad look cos any news abt Bh is most likely a sad one n sigh deeply. 'lemme speak with olukolade'.

Although, he had far less time to respond to those questions. the difference between mine n his, is that I hv mentioned NOI, SLS, NNPC MD, Minimah, Badeh n Chris. Am not placing all the blame or glory on myself.

Jona is not perfect or even maybe not fit Enof to rule us but what i know is that he is beta than the general sha

His the best option that we have got and that's being unbiased

He's still the President for fvck sake na.
Why the disrespect naw

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CHANGE
1. The Chibok Girls
2. NNPC AS GOVT ATM
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing $20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal Embarrassment in SA
6. EKITIGATE Election fraud
7. Immigration job SCAM (He is just meeting the victims and dolling out money )
8 .DEPLETING External Reserves.
9. Devaluation of Naira to N250 to a $
10. Oil theft Increase
11. REWARDING THIEVES with NATIONAL honours and appointments
12. CRIPPLING OF THE EFCC
13. REFUSAL TO FIX NIGERIAN REFINERIES
14. Skyrocketed ELECTRICITY Bills
15. POLARIZATION OF NIGERIA LABOUR CONGRESS
16. STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION
17. National Assembly INVASION by Police
19. Stella Oduah Aviation Scam (THE BULLET PROOF CARS...)
20. Kerosene subsidy
21. Last minute fighting of Insurgency
22. Sentencing soldiers to death for asking for weapons to fight
23. Directly supporting and paying 10million USD as salary to terorist Asari and Terrorist Tompolo amongst others
24. Palling around with boko haram chieftains in Niger and Dafty's inability to capture, extract information and bring to justice a singe
captured boko haram fighter up till today
25. Mrs Dafty's personal terrorist bombing campaigns in Rivers state (Stoning the opposition)
26. Dafty's work for the benefits of enemies of Nigeria - Handpicking Abacha's son as PDP candidate for Kano, stoppng FaniKayode,treasury
looting case and appointing him in his campaign, supporter of Anenih,IBB, and other treasury looters who should be in jail
27. Conversion of MOPOL to Meiguard of the rich while the poor wallow in abject insecurity; and using regular police, eg. Mbu, as political thugs!
28. Postponing elections by refusing to provide security when in fact,elections will last for only one day, and the entire armed forces and
police in Nigeria could have been deployed to secure just that 10hrs of the election day.
29. Sending troops to look for Sambisa forest in Tinubu's Ikoyi house
30. Giving AIT 10billion to air false and negative videos on APC.
31. REJECTION OF THE CARD READER.
32. CONFIRMATION OF [ Obanikoro ]THE ELECTION RIGGER as a MINISTER
33. FAILURE TO PUBLICLY DECLARE his ASSETS saying "I don't give a damn"
34. BURNING OF INEC OFFICE.
35. SPONSORING of ethnic MILITIAS TO STOP POLLS (e.g. MASSOB, OPC)
36. EMBARASSING PHONE CALL to the Moroccan KING...
37. Babysitting Boko Haram until it became the global threat it now is with ISIS
38. 9.2billion naira to buy stoves

This would have been funny if it was not so true and serious!

The advert is on point.
When asked about the location of the Boko Haram group who kidnapped the chibok schoolgirls, President Jonathan said: “I don’t know where they are… there is no confirmation of the location of the schoolgirls, you are a journalist, you know more than me.”

CLueless jonaTAN
VOTE APC

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