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Found This Funny by bashydemy(m): 8:30am On Mar 20, 2015
There is a small town after Bida, Niger state called DOKO.
Meanwhile, if u do not know, Prof Jerry Gana is from DOKO and there are 7 other Professors from this small Village.

A father of a girl, Toyin, went to Federal Polytechnic Bida sometime 1997 to see his daughter all the way from Ogbomosho and the following conversation ensued between Toyin's DAD and Kemi (Toyin's closest friend)

Toyin's DAD : Woo Kemi, ibo lore e wa?

Kemi : Toyin lo Doko sir

Toyin's DAD: Oni Toyin lo se kinni?

Kemi : Ani Toyin lo Doko

Toyin's DAD: Ko gbodo jebe!!! Moti je gbese!!!!!

Kemi: Daddy, mi o paro sir. Toyin lo Doko lale ana ni sir,

Toyin's DAD : Haa!! Gbenu e soun, bawo ni Toyin ma se lo Doko, ni gbati ko n se omo ale,owo oniru,owo oniyo,omo yi ti pa mi oooooooo

Kemi: Mi o paro sir, ko sese ma lo Doko, o ma nlo most of the time ti aba wa less busy

Then Toyin surfaced from nowhere and the father pounced on her, it took the plea of some lecturers around to stop Toyin's Dad from killing Toyin by explaining to him that DOKO is a neighbouring town.

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