The First Lady, Dame Patience
Jonathan has been on the campaign
trail for her husband's re-election for
some months now, making speeches in
packed Stadiums and appearances at
special campaign functions.
However, she stunned the entire
political landscape yesterday when she
was heard saying : "Am better First
Lady than Obama wife now.
"Did she campaign for her husband like
this when his own eleshun time come?"
On further prodding, she further
revealed: "Yes now. Am better Furs
Lady than Michelle Obama. And by the
grace of God I will become Furs Lady
again when everybody vote for Umblera
in the eleshun. Don’t answer anybody
that is talking change. They are lying".

APC stalwarts have condemned the
statement by the First Lady, claiming it
will damage diplomatic relations
between Nigeria and the USA.

biko my fellow Nigerians, wetin una think?

Isia

Yea she fat pass Michelle and she dey wound English pass Michelle.

See where she carry herself dey go. Like husband like wife.

This woman sha

hahahahahaha! I can't stop laffing

Patience you have started, reduce this your yeye speech

yes with your vocabulary and oral english

By Wednesday, all these mad talk from this shepopotamus will stop.


Come March 28th, Nigerians will vote out your useless clueless husband.

The things this woman says, scares even the devil.

Yes now, she is a biologist and a mathematician

Lol. "When the time of ELESHUN". * runs to the transformer and gives it a peck* loool

Kikikikikikiki she dey waste talent, she's meant to be a comedienne.