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banana eating by Nobody: 5:52pm On Oct 10, 2005
"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he
and Dr. Watson passed three women eating bananas
on a park bench.

"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked.

"No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun,
the prostitute or the newlywed we just passed."

"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you
know all that?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the
banana by holding it one hand and using the
fingers of the other hand to properly break the
fruit into small pieces."

"The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with
both hands and crammed the whole thing into her
mouth."

"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you
know the third was a newlywed?"

"Because she held it one hand and pushed her
head toward it with the other."
Re: banana eating by nike4luv(f): 6:43pm On Oct 10, 2005
smiley wink cheesy grin.good one
Re: banana eating by casper(m): 7:27pm On Oct 10, 2005
grin grin nice one
Re: banana eating by hotangel2(f): 6:27am On Oct 11, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: banana eating by goodguy(m): 10:19pm On Oct 12, 2005
smiley smiley
Re: banana eating by mukina2: 5:25pm On Apr 29, 2006
=))=)) ;d ;d ;d
Re: banana eating by spikelord(m): 8:15pm On Apr 29, 2006
;d ;d ;d
Re: banana eating by Z4M4eva(f): 10:32pm On Apr 29, 2006
l.o.l cheesy cheesy
Re: banana eating by Nobody: 7:55am On May 01, 2006
:d :d :d
Re: banana eating by Akinagirl(f): 12:22am On Dec 05, 2006
;d :d :d :d

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